LittleKuriboh

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LittlKuriboh and his sidekick pedo beard ponder on what songs from iTunes are suitable to choose from so he'd waste his time to parody them rather than make new material for his own show.

LittleKuriboh is a God among internets due to his highly popular and original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh without all the fail and AIDS, but with more gay 4chan/internet references to be lol funny. Since its creation, YGOTAS has developed a cult following and spawned over 9,000 rip-offs, which are all relatively the same as the original YGOTAS, but with even worse voice acting.

	“	It’s pretty sad what LK has become. The guy has some decent enough chops that he could actually do something, but he’s become trapped by his own laziness, misery, and desperate need to be loved that he will lower himself to shit ... in order to get people to like him. It’s the same reason he was so obsessed with doing with con circuit, teaming up with Team 4Star, and sucking up to TGWTG. The breakdown of his marriage only made it worse and exposed him as the needy, sad person that is so plainly apparent in his videos now. He keeps doing these endless song parodies because it’s so much easier than having to come up with new material, since he painted himself into a corner on his own abridged series. There will never again be a season of YGO Abridged as moderately funny as the first one was.	„
	—QFT

Just what is an Abridged Series?

This card can only be summoned by sacrificing Dan Green. Also note the lovely neighborhood LK lives in.

What it used to be

As is well known, anime is hated by everyone but weeaboos for their ridiculous plots and retarded characters.

An abridged series attempted to rectify this by:

Shortening the story so that it did not lose the attention of its viewers. This was true for earlier episodes that ran about 3 to 5 minutes long. Now, it's just a bunch of internet memes with the occasional popular culture reference running for up to 10 minutes long (see below).

Removed the lame jokes, and replaced them with lamer but moar edgy ones. Make gay jokes as often as possible.

Pointed out and occasionally avoided the idiotic choices of the characters.

~~Generally improve the overall quality by removing anything remotely Japanese.~~ Funnily enough, LittleKuriboh wants the world to know that he actually knows about Yu-Gi-Oh! and makes references to the Japanese version and how 4kids 'Ruined it'.

Making terrible "self-depreciating" jokes in order to hide your massive, throbbing ego and to make your audience relate to you. Common jokes include how you don't update regularly, how down-to-earth you are, and how people overrate you, despite not taking the appropriate action to shut them up once and for all.

What it is now

DON'T DO ET FAGGOT.

Some argue that the best way to become an internet celebrity is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent (note: this is only true if you mind being called a faggot and only because everyone will troll you with ease). As such, the internet has been flooded with crappy, half-assed shit which essentially plagiarizes everything which made YGOTAS unique.

But why rely on ae when no other than DAN GREEN himself taught the internet how to make an abridged series many years ago?

PROTIP: Don't be a fool, foo. Don't make an abridged series, not even for the lolz.
PROTIP#2: If you are actually tempted to watch one, stay away from any One Piece and Bleach abridged series. They are all destined to suck nigger cock.
PROTIP#3: DAN GREEN is right. Being an internet celebrity is as meaningless as it sounds.
PROTIP#∞: You've just seen every single episode from Yu Gi Oh TAS: Season 3 thanks to this video.

JewTube Career

LittleKuriboh's hilarious comedic style, which is based on Carlos Mencia styled-humour, attracted much praise and many /b/tards back in the day. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an Uncyclopedia user or a 13-year-old-boy. Then, after a four week break, LittleKuriboh realised that no matter what he posted on the interwebs, even if it took him aeons to actually post his videos, they would all receive the praise and attention at the level of any work made by Leonardo Da Vinci. Since then, the series became littered with Disney songs, YTMND memes, obscure references and canceled Adult Swim shows. Needless to say it was the beginning of the descending to major suckage for the internet's favourite British anime redubber. The series has thus turned into the Family Guy of the internet.

This LittleKuriboh fan is probably regretting posting his video on YT now that his testicles have finally dropped. Sucks to be him of course.

Since late 2006, YouTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while millions of cyber minions were manufactured. (Spoiler: LittleKuriboh regained his account on JewTube much to the happiness of his loyal minions.) Despite all that, the battle goes on and on and on, which led to a predictabe pattern; LK gets banned, nerds rage, YT unbans him. Keep recylcing this for over four years. Recently both his old account and his new account are unbanned as of late. LittleKuriboh seems to be fond of making references to how his videos were flagged, specifically by trolls, who apparently were ALL from 4chan (NO EXCEPTIONS) as he portrayed them as saying that the shows sucks ever since he started making longer episodes, even though it always sucked.

Update: As of Janurary 2011, LittleKuriboh's account has been banned and unbanned again for the usual reason; copyright infringement. Only this time, it wasn't YT or 4Kids who were demanding Ed Woo- Little Kuriboh's British ass getting banhammered, but an obscure Japanese company that ironically nobody cares about. Till now his main account is still as active as a snail, as to celebrate the unbanning of his account (yes you read that right) he celebrates that through; you'll never guess it- THROUGH SONG!

No, seriously, he actually says "Let's celebrate with a new song!" in the video. Because if there is anything LK doesn't do enough, is fucking sing a song.

Beyond Good and JewTube

Which translates to: Screw the EFFORT I've got stupid fans who fork out CASH! P.S You're a tool.

During his on again off again relationship with JewTube LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his friends back in 2007 in order to host his Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series episodes from their own domain. Now making use of Google Adsense, it was now possible for LittleKuriboh to make a profit off of his shit series and off his fans with their delicious fat wallets full of buttloads of easy cash. The forum itself has literally over 9,000 registered members, but who cares anyway. A smaller, but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, demonstrating that there is money to be made on the internets. As long as you're not a whiny weeaboo who does the exact same thing with his own retarded fans, except that the prices for his T-shirts are ridiculously overpriced in comparasion, thus making LittleKuriboh infinitely superiour.

It's kinda sad that LK is unintentionally better than the supposed "talent" at reviewing comics.

To get moar views, LK became affiliated with ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and now whores out the work of other members of the site in more recent videos. Also, SidBastard, the co-owner of the server, has since decided it is his place to order people around much like a Nazi or a Democrat. He often goes by the name of Magick, as he thinks he is 1337. He is actually a Hippy in disguise. He overly taxes his fellow server owners, and black person.

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Little Kuriboh is now diverting his time to work on a Deviant Art web comic. The comic entitled 'Plushie Doom' is about an office worker in desperate need of porn who joins a cult. He also has a plushie, just like all normal people, much less ~~office workers~~ anyone with a job, which seems to be linked to the cult. The main character is based strongly off of Little Kuriboh's actual appearance despite lacking the recently ~~acquired~~ discarded beard, cause you know, everyone loves him! The web comic contains ten pages as of yet.

Divorce

LK divorced his deliciously flat chested wife, Safty. That's what happens when you propose on JewTube, a place known for its forgiving nature, such as was demonstrated at a certain basketball game full of devoted fans. In the meantime, however, LittleKuriboh is openly bisexual as he enjoys going to conventions where he can have some bum fun with his site admin, Kroze. Oh sorry, KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE. Too bad for him, that even after being divorced, LK will forever be a perma-virgin. What did you expect from a vision impaired, balding middle aged man who makes money by redubbing a 10-year-old anime, and doesn't understand how basic math works, much less the actual game?

You've just seen every single KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE video every posted by LittleKuriboh ever.

Oh and the beard is back. But who does give a shit?

Jumping the Shark: Before and After

High point of LittleKuriboh's career, and THAT is saying a lot.

It can safley be deduced that from this point onwards, LK officially sucks.

After the Jump

These videos basically summarize what LittleKuriboh has to offer recently.

YES! MOAR Disney songs turned into painfully boring ones sung in irritating voices! We demand MOAR!

And here you thought Leather Pants was bad.

It's funny because they're gay. Ha ha.

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Newest Movie

Because apparently LittleKuriboh remembered that Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't actually belong to him, he's recently promoting a 3D movie about CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.

But it's pretty obvious that this is shameless promotion for his own take on this brand new Yu-Gi-Oh! movie that has been hyped up since summer 2010.

LittleKuriboh demands that you go to see a movie about a series that everyone stopped caring about since 2004! IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!one!!!111111ZOMG

Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

Originally was an April Fool joke (hence the "spoof" word in the tl;dr title card) this once one-shot episode eventually became its own series, because apparently making fun on Yu-Gi-Oh! wasn't enough. 7 episodes in, and we already have two movies. Enjoy the literal shitfest! tl;dr Let's make fun of Naruto now! Nobody has ever thought about that one before!

Also hilarity hilariously forgets to ensue.

	“	dude LK the fact u have all these dolls is a bit.. discerning...	„
	—A fan, possibly realising that all this time, he was worshipping a man who actually owns dolls.

And here is how LittleKuriboh, in a most pathetic manner, uses his shitty excuse of a parody to spread holiday cheer at Christmas time. As you can see he isn't even trying to be funny anyore.Try to watch without killing yourself. We would also ask you to try and not lose all your faith in humanity, but we understand that is simply asking too much.

	“	Little Kuriboh is a sad, pathetic shell of what he once was. This piece of shit is something a middle schooler would come up with (How do I know this? Because I made a similar crappy Naruto fan fiction comic in middle school!) Thank God those days of my life are over. All this guy is now is a basement dwelling anime man boy that bitches about how much he hates his life and post gay Marik/Bakura hentai on Tumblr (Seriously, go look at his Tumblr.)	„
	—QFT