Charles Carreon

Under attack!

Summary

Charles Carreon is quite possibly the stupidest person to ever manage to pass a bar exam and enter the legal proffesion. He's an old relic of the late 70s, early 80s brand of ambulance chaser slash threaten to sue every other person with a pulse style of bully-lawyering. Aside from being the inspiration of the Rocky 5 villian, Charles is currently best known for reaching a level of butthurt so absolutely unprecedented in Internets history that he's gone out of his way to try and sue major charity organizations in quite possibly the most fail attempt at trying to "get back" at another person on the Interwebs for making him so incredibly butt flustered.

Enter The Hero

The hero of this story is The Oatmeal, a popular web comic that's stylized after the enraged crayon dribblings of a spastically hormonal seventh grader strung the fuck out on Pixie Stix and Pepsi. Due to its stunning visual quality and uber sophisticated humor it has become wildly popular, boasting a fantard following that spans over a half million sheeple!