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Hayakain

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The basement dweller IRL.

Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, like many other furfags on deviantART, has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obviously (l2spell) sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach. Fortunately, this failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards his Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about.

Hatred of ED

He actually took the time to create this, not that it shows any effort.
   
 
It's ED, it's not worth reading.
 

 
 

—On refusing to read an ED article.

Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're just a bunch of faggots who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he takes the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his life just as anyone else would.

Rise to Fame

   
 
I'll dismiss you now, you can't put coherent ideas together without lacing them with insults. It's a small mind that cannot hold decent conversation.

I have retracted nothing, I have stated everything clearly, you have not done anything except say 'no, you're wrong' over and over and repeating yourself like a broken record. I am neither intimidated or offended by you, and I look forward to what the ED yes men say when you come crying to them that I blocked you.
 


 
 

—On blocking Torture-Device like a crybaby.

Thanks to the good folks on EDF, a certain Torture-Device picked-up on Joshua's faggotry and, naturally, like the blood-thirsty shark for drama he is, seeked him out and took a bite out of him. Naturally, not being able to resist his primal furry urges, Joshua bawwed about it and only drew more negative attention to himself. If it wasn't for him bitching about Tom Preston haters in the first place, he would've never been bullied and people would've left alone Tom mother-fucking Preston.

Gallery

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Quotes

   
 

I don't even know what yiffing is.

I have never pretended to be an animal person. What I draw does not reflect on me as a person in any way.
 


 
 

—He's not a furry, as the gallery above clearly shows

   
 
Personally I'm all but immune to trolling so it doesn't bug me, I just wonder why the waste of time posting there.
 

 
 

   
 
Well it doesn't piss me off, it just makes me wonder if they don't have something better to do.
 

 
 

—ED totally does not offend Hayakain.

   
 

1: I draw it because I want to. It's become quite a thing and I'd like to continue it, it'll be good experience. 2: I do not. Those things in real life would be terrifying. 3: I disagree with 'disgusting.' I do not pander to anybody, as you can see with my disregarding the insults to my subject matter of choice.
 


 
 

—He continues to deny his obvious fetish.

   
 

I do not despise ED, or any of you. I do think many of you have taken leave of rational thought and the space occupied by a Sailor's Guide to Insults, but there's no hatred here. It's fun to take each angry patron down a peg or two.
 


 
 

   
 
Just came to chat. I didn't need to come here for attention, you guys lurk on my dA page every day regardless. Hell, you all gave me 100 new watchers and about 2k pageviews in about a week, I don't need ED for attention.
 

 
 

Failing to defend his case.

   
 

No idea what that's about. And I'm no 'furry' of any sort. Drawing anthropomorphic characters no more makes me a 'furry' than drawing cars makes me a mechanic.
 


 
 

—Still trying to defend his case.

DOX

Name: Joshua Benefield DOB: May 19, 1987 Location: Atlanta, GA

E-mails:

AIM: Hayakain

Works at Chick-Fil-A at North Lake Festival

3967 Lavista Rd Tucker, GA. 30084 770-939-9001 His job's facebook - A good place to dump his porn.

Parents' address: 4544 S Hope Springs Rd Stone Mountain, GA 30083-5130 (404) 294-6958 http://g.co/maps/q345f

Relatives: Edward C Benefield (Father) Inez M Benefield (Mother) Emanuel Joseph Benefield (Brother) http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509685908


See Also

This weeaboo furfag is onto something.
The faggot's reaction.

External Links

People Laughing At Him

Profiles

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