Happy Merchant/Merchant Face

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Happy Merchant, or Merchant Face is an internet meme created by the racist, white-trash, honky-ass, trash Ben Garrison, depicting a jew doing what he does best. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of jews.The actual joke too subtle for idiots to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. Some argue that it is actually just a merchant who, after visiting the local synagogue had cold hands.

/pol/

The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, where you literally cannot go without seeing the merchant, it's spreading like AIDS in Africa, it's that bad. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by stormfront, ~~but really it's the largest producer of liberal tears on the entire face of the internet~~ Fuck that, we are.