Anti-semitism

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Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew. Because noone can agree with all Jews all the time, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and cite accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise. Those that argue this are clearly anti-semitic.

Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that jews use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarrassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo.

Reasons for anti-semitism

Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or PEZ, has been a best-seller since even before 9/11, and it is widely acknowledged to be truth.

Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. Kraut-talk is a sweet lullaby in comparison.

Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a retard. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard.

They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel."

They crucified Jesus.

They did WTC

The Hebes don't even believe in X-mas! When they finally succeed in taking over absolutely everything, you'll be saying "shalom" to that filthy foreskin you spend so much time playing with.

Amusingly, "Jew" and "Nazi" are often synonymous

Anti-semitism on Wikipedia

The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism.

Interesting facts about anti-semitism

Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite.

Famous anti-semites include:

• You
• Me
• Hitler
• Everyone
• Jesus
• Blu Aardvark, according to your average Wikipedophile moron.

Some say that a great troll tactic when dealing with this Jew is to claim your Jewish pride, but admit that Hitler "had a pretty good idea". Back this up by stating "that if the Jews died out due to Hitler's ovens, there would be no more war in the middle east and the world would be in a better state than it is now", this will drive most Jews into a frenzy to prove you wrong.

You are anti-semetic if...

• You are Not Jewish.
• You think Metzizah b'peh is pedophilic.
• You are not circumcised
• You haven't donated over 9000 dollars to Israel.

See also

• Anti-Dentite
• "Racism"
• Israel