Billy Joel

Billy Joel is the only human in existence to wear a fedora and not be beta, seen here.

Billy Joel being Billy Joel but younger.

Billy Joel is a famous dude who made a fuckton of music. He's an old fuck now but he still gets all the bitches, definitely more than you. He is the god of music, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day because that's how good he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with Elton John the gay homo, ever.

As a young boy he grew up in Levittown and was blastin' caps at fools who got in his way. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music.