General Butt Naked

General Butt Naked Power word:Joshua Milton Blahyi, is a former liberian Warlord, Warcriminal and Sick fuck. Butt Naked rose to fame and recieved his Nickname during the liberian civil war,when he and his soldiers were walking into battle only wearing sneakers, colorfull wigs and their guns, believing their nakedness would make them invulnerable, and invincible, which worked mainly because their enemies fled in disgust, and fear of buttsecks.

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Beside of being a nudist on the battlefield Butt Naked is also known for ripping out the hearts of children to consume before battle, and to snack on his fellow human beings in general, whenever possible. Another favorite pastime of the General was playing soccer with human heads, and indifferent murder of anything in sight.

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After the war, when large scale murder came out of fashion, Butt Naked turned to Jesus, and was forgiven. He now claims all the horrible, unimaginable shit he has done during the war, was through him being possesed by Satan, and he cant be held responsible, becaus of Satan duh. An abnormaly lame excuse, which in his honor, should be named the Butt-Naked-Defense. Today he works as the President of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc., which makes him the liberian equivalent of blessed sinners like Ted Haggard, but lets be honest people, would you rather skip a church run by a faggot in denial, or one run by a cannibal murderer?