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ReviewTechUSA or Richard Masucci is a fat greedy internet famous journalist, ranter and advertiser who covers all aspects of gaming who started out on That Guy With The Glasses and ended up on YouTube.

Despite looking like an ordinary YouTuber who believes his opinions matter, Richard is the quite possibly the biggest sellout, liar and drama queen on YouTube who is funded by fraudulent subscription boxes and shaving foam companies along with ad revenue from the site.

ReviewTechUSA is an idiot, a bully and sometimes a lolcow. Who is compared favorably to Jack Thompson of Fox News because of his prejudiced personal issues and brainwashing schemes. Richard has managed to reach 230,000 subscribers but in that time has done so by creating clickbait titles and catering to shitty fanboyism. Even going so far as to make videos that aren't about gaming or technology at all like his four dating nightmares.

Beginnings

In the beginning, Richard used to work as an IT commissioner and was fired due to the economic crisis, to make up for his unemployed ass, Rich thought it was a great idea to post "reviews" on YouTube and was then hired on the dying mutilated website known as That Guy With The Glasses. Retiring from TGWTG and starting up his own YouTube page, ReviewTechUSA started out as your ordinary bigoted nobody before evolving into a YouTube drama queen. His oldest videos have only a thousand views back in the day when his YouTube channel was called Child of PC before switching to his original name before anyone called out on his bias.

Since then, it wasn't until early 2013 where ReviewTechUSA was becoming more and more popular and when his YouTube eventually became a full time job on 7th April. Hooray for more shaving cream!

   
 
I do product reviews for websites such as ThinkGeek.com and StoneAgeGamer.com and the feedback from my audience has been incredible!.
 

 
 

—- ReviewTechUSA on his first ever blog

Internet Fights

ReviewTechUSA vs Shuhei Yoshida

ReviewTechUSA in his usual clickbait schemes uploaded a video called PS4/Xbox One Launch Disasters Imminent! (Please Share). This caused tremendous butthurt from the Playstation/Xbox community. This video was uploaded without a credible source where Rich would discuss the "controversial" topics surrounding the Xbox One and PS4 launch date where the online was "in shambles" and was the reason why so many shitty games were delayed. This was a LIE in order to get money, Rich made no apology for the incident and provided zero evidence. This caused a flood of outrage as well as some serious drama.

And then the lulziest backlash in the entire planet happened, Yoshida, the president of Sony Entertainment Company called his video "so stupid". Rich sunk to a new low by getting insulted by the head of SEC and called out on his bullshit.

Rich's reaction was so arrogant, it further proved how much of a joke this hack really is.

ReviewTechUSA vs Arbitor365

Following the Yoshida incident, a Sony Defense Force member and failed troll, got extremely upset seeing Rich's biased propaganda. After crying his autistic eyes out, Arbitor decided to make a 30 minute long video about him exploiting his pathetic fanboyism for Sony and his unbearable tourette's syndrome. Arbitor hoped to achieve something with his life by doing this but ended up being bombarded with messages pointing out how much of a man-child he was.

ReviewTechUSA vs Big Cheese Gaming

Around July 2014, Rich started to advertise another gaming channel called 'Big Cheese Gaming' (Because it really cuts the cheese so bad). The reason behind the campaign is Rich is a lazy ass cheapskate and started to ask people to buy him a new computer, since he wasted all his money on new PC gaming parts. So, a new reviewer who is starting out on YouTube named Jakeem Johnson offered him a laptop in exchange for three months of advertising for his channel at the end of Rich's videos. So, both got their end of the bargain. Then, Rich being the greedy bastard as he usually is asked for a desktop. So, the deal was extended to 6 six months. Rich felt six months worth of ads for 2 computers is just enough, until he wanted a new computer for another part of his house as he doesn't have a enough computers already. So, the campaign is extended for 2 months plus a compensation of 200 dollars. Sounds good for Rich's hairy ass nipples to be hard enough until the CD drive on the new computer broke. So, Jakeem offered to fix it for a few dollars. Then, Rich's money senses are tingling and decided to return the PC back to Jakeem and not pay his promised 200 dollars in order to avoid a fee significantly smaller than that. Plus to add more fire to the burning shit pile, Rich ended the eight month campaign by two months, not keeping his end of the bargain. This made Jakeem very raged and threatened to sue him for the money he owes plus extra damages. But then, it was discovered that Rich refused to pay the money to Jakeem as Rich posted a video on how he was ripped off by Dell for buying an Alienware gaming PC for 800 dollars for him to review (a very rare occurence for a review coming out of ReviewTechUSA). The fact that Rich is to stubborn to pay Jakeem and has a lot of money to buy a shitty PC for a review made Jakeem suspicious. So, Jakeem posted a video on how Rich is a bad businessman and should not do future endorsements as he is too stubborn to pay extra money. Rich made snarky remarks against Jakeem of him being a dick licker and his subscribers revolted against him by unsubscribing. This made Rich worried, so he apologized in a video to Jakeem and paid him his money, but not to feel defeated he took down his apology videos so he can feel more superior. Nevertheless, Jakeem accepted his apology and both parted ways.

Big Cheese Rant

Big Cheese Apology Accepted

Gallery

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