Tookie Williams

The original nigra. Also all time Pool closing leader. RIP.

The original nigra. Born in Louisiana, Tookie was a convicted murderer and leader of an American street gang known as The Crips.

Life

Whilst in prison Tookie was nominated for king of the niggas for authoring rubber-stamping his name to several books on the cultivation of watermelon and his methods of raping white wimminz. Tookie's election campaign was boosted when police asked for information regarding his gang, his response to this was 'FUCK DA PO-LICE'. He then proceeded to blame all his crimes on the Jews. Tookie eventually lost the election to an up an coming star by the name of Will Smith. Will Smith and Tookie use to have a "Downlow" relationship. They use to play dick swords and bum darts in the hood. Like all negro males. They enjoyed this as it is better than having sex with negro females as they are all smelly and ugly and even the fat white women wouldn't have sex with them. They use to rape the fat white women but one of their homies Ray Charles did that once and he was ate by a fat one named Kim Kardashian. She infected them all with HIV the virus that causes AIDS.

Death

Butthurt and defeated, he pwned some azns, but he wasn't using Tor so he got V&. Conan the Governator of Caleefornia, as ruler, decided Tookie's fate. A large number faggot hippies begged the Governator to spare Tookie's life, but just for that, he condemned Tookie to IRL Perma-ban in 2005.

Like all negros, once Tookie died, his rotting corpse smelt better than that of a live negro.

Gallery

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  It's funny because he's dead.
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  Tookie's last words were: I'll be back!
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  Arnold was to choose life or death for Tookie.
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  This is one of the Chinamen who fucked around in the pool after being told by Tookie that the pool was closed. Basically, Tookie took a shotgun to his face.GG, Noobcannon.

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