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User:Pooinmyknickers/Channing

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A Channing (Chah-ning) is a breed of troll that lives in musty dungeons. Channings are a fierce kind of creature that resemble a wilderbeast in many ways. They appear human, but when it's hungry, it will jump on tables and act like a velociraptor, such as the one in Jurassic Park.


How to Approach a Channing

1. Make sure you are holding food, preferably braces-friendly.

2. When the troll notices you, stick out your tongue and spin around, after putting the food on a near-by surface.

3. If it doesn't kill you, good job.


For more information the Channing troll, please see Troll.

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