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Shelly Dankert is a Republican lezzie from Norfolk, Nebraska whose epic drunken butthurt meltdown captured the attention of YouTube for fifteen minutes.

The Video

 
 
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ALL new requests to connect via Twitter, Facebook, & YouTube are being blocked. I don't GIVE A SHIT what you FREAKS have to say to me. You are extremely disturbed if you feel compelled to call or want to be "friends" with, "follow", or subscribe to someone w/ whom u vehemently disagree. Obama isn't worthy OR qualified to lead this country. Almost HALF the country agrees...as does about 70% of the military. Your bullying doesn't bother me. I don't respond to your childish tactics. I do, however, keep meticulous recor

I offer my opinion...I don't CARE if you like it or not. ***Thank you for all the VIEWS you liberals & liberal Ron Paul loving douchebags!!! The views, unlike YOU, will REMAIN on my channel forever. Ha. Ha. Ha.*** Thanks a bunch, Paulqaeda.

I allowed over 180 of your worthless comments. If there'd been more than 3 of you that anything worthwhile to say, I probably wouldn't have disabled the comments. You've got to be the most un-educated, simple-minded fools in this country. YOU are WHY we are IN the situation we're in. Your problem is that YOU can't recognize that fact. YOU and your families will pay the price. You now know what will befall them. Whether you seek to help t


 


 

Shelly begging for it

Shelly's Shampoo

Dankert is a small business owner, providing services to local animals. At the time of this writing, Dankert has not settled on a name for this venture. Dankert has some high-profile clientele to her credit:

Barack Obama

After hearing her hateful rant on YouTube, I wouldn't let her near my dog. But hey, that's just me. Check it out for yourself.

Jacquie Bockius

Shelly is a nice person. Some people will try to say mean things about her, but do not listen to them. They are just being mean. Shelly is a loving, caring person and I would bring my animals to her anytime! Best of luck to you, Shelly!

Kevin Larsen

Stay as far away from this woman as possible...she's insane!

Contact

Polite business enquiries only, please. Or straight porn. DICKS EVERYWHERE [email protected]

Political Activism

A pillar of the Norfolk, Nebraska business community, Dankert is very active in causes near to her heart. A vehement Neo-Conservative, Dankert's interests include War, the Police State, and abridgment of Liberty - but only when done by GWB or Republican presidents.

Supported Palin as of December 2011, with caveat:

"We are advocating that Iowans caucus for Sarah Palin at this point in the election. We DO NOT support writing-in Palin in the general election in November 2012."

Funny. This bitch was more Romney than Romney.

http://nebraskattitude.blogspot.com/2011/12/sarah-palins-iowa-earthquake-3.html

On Occupy Wall Street

On 10/19/2011 09:19 AM, Shelly Dankert wrote: I'm (hopefully) beginning a brand new email here............having all of those replies piggy-backed on top of each other is just too damned confusing.........and stupid (thanks, Hotmail - you SUCK).

Ok, this one may take some time......hope I get my reply finished before my first customer gets here at 8AM (it's now 6:44 - I got about 5 hrs sleep).

The chance of ME putting this subject on my blog in a positive light is about as likely as God coming down and kissing me on the cheek.

You told me that you're no longer a listener of Glenn Beck's. I can't remember when (or if) you said that you stopped listening to him. The fact that you did stop listening to him is what is going to take me forever to lay out for you WHY these protests are a HORRIBLE thing for this country........ONLY if they succeed....otherwise, let 'em squeal.

Glenn has been reporting on this for over 2 years. Yes, I said that right OVER 2 years. "FOX NEWS reviews 'The Coming Insurrection'" (should be titled "Glenn Beck reviews..." )http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKyi2qNskJc (6:56) July 1, 2009

It all begins with the little handbook "The Coming Insurrection." http://tarnac9.noblogs.org/gallery/5188/insurrection_english.pdf

(This COULD turn into a blog post......but, not the kind you are hoping for/seeking.)

Page 39 from the .pdf: "GET GOING! We can’t even see where an insurrection would begin anymore. Sixty years of pacification, of suspended historical upheavals; sixty years of democratic anesthesia, of managed events have weakened our ability to abruptly perceive what’s real, to understand the meaning of the resistance going on in the current war... We’ve got to rediscover that ability of perception first.

There’s no reason to get indignant about the fact that a law as notoriously unconstitutional as the Everyday Security Law47 has been in force for the past five years, or to protest against the total implosion of the whole legal framework. Organize accordingly instead.

There’s no reason to engage in one citizens’ collective or another, in one extremeleft impasse or another, in the latest communitarian imposture. All the organizations that claim to contest the present order themselves have all the puppetry of the form, morals and language of miniature States about them. None of the old lies about “doing politics differently” have ever contributed to anything but the indefinite extension of Statist pseudopodia48.

There’s no reason to react to the news of the day, but to understand each information given as an operation carried out on a hostile battlefield full of strategies to decode, an operation aiming precisely to stir up some certain reaction or another among some group of people or another, and to see that operation itself as the real news contained within the apparent news.

There’s no more reason to expect or wait for anything – to expect that it will all blow over, that the revolution will come, a nuclear apocalypse or a social movement. To wait anymore is madness. The catastrophe isn’t coming; it’s here. We’re already situated within a civilization’s movement of collapse. And we have to take part in it.

To stop waiting means to enter into insurrectionary logic in one way or another. It means to begin to hear, once again, in the voices of our rulers, that trembling of terror that’s never really left them. Because to govern has never meant anything but to hold back, by a thousand subterfuges, the moment when the crowd will string you up – and every act of government is nothing but another way to keep from losing control over the population.

The starting point for us is one of extreme isolation and extreme powerlessness. Everything about the insurrectionary process still remains to be built. It may be that nothing seems more unlikely than an insurrection; but nothing is more necessary."

What they organizers of the Occupy Wall Street protests seek is a total collapse of not only OUR economic system, but collapse of the entire worldwide economic system. This is why they are trying to make these protests spread all over the world...and are succeeding to some extent. The violence going on in Europe, the same violence that has been going on for months, is not here yet. It will be...probably by next Spring/Summer if not sooner. I'm not sure how the protests will survive the Winter...but, if they do, look out.

If you think that collapsing the economic system of the United States sounds like a good idea, you're nuttier than I thought. LOL Don't worry..."nuts" is good. I'm nuts, too.  :)

Collapse of MONEY = "MONEY" actually MEANS NOTHING...it's not just a cute little soundbite in a presidential debate (no matter what truth it is rooted in). What happens after just 3 days of people not having ANY money? Total and complete anarchy, disaster, rioting, looting, beatings, murders, vigilante justice...and a police state or WORSE (internment camps, re-education camps) WILL BE the result. After a few days/weeks/months of this what do you think will be the result achieved? Millions of people will be dead...within only a few MONTHS. TENS of millions of people will be dead from starvation, violence &/or exposure to the elements in the USA and possibly more than a billion of this spreads across the globe, as is the stated goal of the "organizers" of these protests: "spread across the globe." Why is it that progressives ALWAYS, without exception, have to either imprison or KILL people to get their way? (Just for the record, in this context, for this response to you, when I say "progressives" I include communists, socialists, Marxists, Maoists, enviroloons, & the leftist version of feminists in my one-word description of "progressives.")

ALL of these groups of people (as listed above), and more, with other agendas, are participating in these Wall Street protests. If they protest the banks, big government and the bailouts SO MUCH, one would think that they would have joined the TEA Parties over the last few years. You might ask yourself why they didn't. I'll answer: Because it was never the goal of the TEA Party to bring about the collapse of the United States from within, as it is with these protesters on Wall Street. The TEA Party has championed LESS government intrusion in our lives from day one. These OWS protests, if successful, will achieve EXACTLY the opposite. You think BO won't "take-over" this country? You think he won't become an instant dictator...and, not just be "called" one by the right? He OR someone else, after he is murdered, will be anointed by the FREAKS to rule them. And, they still won't be happy.....because no one in a communist, socialist, Marxist, Maoist-type society is. They're just closer to the end of their life as those of us that are "free" are.

Is our current system perfect? No.

Should the crooks be prosecuted? Absolutely.

Is there any plans by anyone in authority to prosecute these banking/lending/lying crooks? Not that I've seen.

Were the bailouts wrong? Yes. Failure is the best lesson........when millions of people won't die from it.

Was the original intent of the bailouts to really help PEOPLE? No. They were to protect corporations that suck the balls of the powerful politicos (and vice versa).

Is our society on the verge of collapse? Absolutely.

Have progressives been planning this for the past 100 years? Yes. (Others say 60+ yrs...I say 100 yrs...since Woodrow Wilson was Pres.)

Have progressives infiltrated & attempted to destroy every segment of our once solid society? Yes. (Refer to this video I've already sent you: "The Agenda - Grinding America Down" http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=xQf_QfitmKE ) You might also check out the blog post that is listed in the info section under that video where you can see all of the goals of the communist party: http://kitmantv.blogspot.com/2011/04/preview-agenda-grinding-down-america.html

Earlier, I eluded to, but didn't include any documentation about, the ORGANIZER of these OWS protests. Now, I offer you that documentation: "SEIU Planned Destruction of Capitalism " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQQiFW2YDLM (8:00) March 22, 2011


Glenn Beck from March of this year...SIX MONTHS ago: "Glenn Beck with stephen Lerner audio" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHGvgwbBodo(14:57) March 30, 2011

"Former official of SEIU plan to destabilize the country. day of rage OCCUPY WALL STREET" http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=B0PlElVWshk(4:00) June 14, 2011

"Steven Lerner at 775 Convention 2011" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL3N4QazVD8 (22:56) Sept 22, 2011

Just in case you think that *HATE* isn't what motivates some of these uninformed useful idiots that are participating in these protests.....listen to this video AND READ THE COMMENTS UNDERNEATH: "Don't do it, America!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2hWDxsEhDM (4:47) Sept 8, 2011

Hopefully you'll reconsider which "side" you are on. If not, I hope you have plenty of food, bullets and baby formula....oh, and don't mind seeing & smelling the blood & guts of your relatives, friends and neighbors in the streets. If "they" get the economic collapse and revolution which they seek, that previous sentence will not sound so crazy to you.

94% of all of the things that Glenn Beck has said WOULD happen, HAVE happened. Know anyone else with that track record? Why do you think he "spit himself out of the system" and is now totally independent from ALL other media? Now he's unleashed and doesn't have to get 'approval" from FOX for what he wants to air.


That's it for now.......sorry about the links......between bouncing back & forth on my blog and the ineptitude of Hotmail to actually allow one to add anything new to a "saved draft," I've lost all the hyper-links.......I know you know how to open them up otherwise.  :) This is by no means as complete as I COULD get.....but, it's now 9:20AM, my 1st dog has been here for an hour+ and I need to get to work.


Sarah Palin

Has a girl crush on the former Alaska Governor; devoted an entire FB page to it. http://www.facebook.com/PalinQuake?ref=stream

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