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Black Lives Matter

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Typical thuggery.

Black Lives Matter (or #BlackLivesMatter) is a racist anti-police SJW movement/Twitter hashtag created after nigger criminals on drugs kept running away from cops and getting shot. Some argue the movement could be called The Evidence Doesn't Matter. Reefer Madness tried to warn everyone that niggers and weed don't mix, but we didn't listen.

Origins

In February 2012, Trayvon Martin, who was suspended from school, got high and went to go buy Skittles and started casing houses to rob. Martin noticed some spic was following him, so the high thug assaulted Zimmerman and Zimmerman "stood his ground" and shot the high nigger dead. Zimmerman was later acquitted, but Nigger Americans knew better, since The Evidence Doesn't Matter. They knew in their hearts that poor little Trayvon DINDU NUFFIN, just like OJ. The jury, like everyone in America, must have been racist, because marijuana never leads anyone to violence or thievery, and as his school suspension showed, Martin was a good kid. Clearly poor little Trayvon was targeted simply because he was black, not because it looked like he was trying to find a house to rob, or because a man was trying to defend himself after being assaulted by a paranoid nigger who thought he was being followed because he got high.

After Zimmerman was acquitted, three black "community organizers" named Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi started BLM, inspired by Black Power, black feminists, the LGBT mafia, and Occupy Wall Street.

In August 2014, a fat nigger thug in Missouri named Michael Brown robbed blunts from an Asian businessman, so he could get high, then he got high and walked down the middle of the fucking street, because he got high. After a cop in a car named Darren Wilson told Brown to get out of the fucking street since it's for cars, Brown tried to steal Wilson's gun, and Brown ended up another dead high nigger. Later on, witnesses reported all kinds of mismatching stories, but Nigger Americans knew better, knowing that Michael Brown DINDU NUFFIN and had his hands up when he was shot by a racist white cop. This led to the "Hands Up Don't Shoot" protests, which was catchier slogan than the "Don't Steal Blunts From Asian Businessmen And Get High And Walk Down The Middle Of The Fucking Street And Try To Steal A Cop's Gun" protests.

After the shooting, Black Lives Matter had 500 people do a "Freedom Ride" and went to Ferguson to have "non-violent" demonstrations. Since the cop was white, naturally this led to riots in Ferguson, Missouri for about two weeks. When the white cop was not indicted in November 2014, that led to another week of riots. And a year after Brown was shot, that led to another few days of riots.

Expansion

Black Lives Matter later took upon themselves every dead nigger who dies with any connection to law enforcement, completely ignoring black on black crime, or black fathers abandoning their families two-thirds of the time, or blacks not wanting to listen to authority figures in school or in uniform, or niggers joining gangs, or niggers getting high, or niggers running from police like their runaway slave ancestors.

Alicia Garza said one half of everyone incarcerated in America is black, which is clearly due to racism, and has absolutely nothing to do with blacks committing crimes.

Burn everything down

In July 2015, Patrisse Cullors who helped found BLM, led a protest yelling "Burn everything down!" and interrupted the speeches of Democratic presidential candidates Martin O'Malley and Bernie Sanders. When Martin O'Malley had the nerve to say "All lives matter", the racist protesters shouted and booed him. The protesters also demanded "Say Their Names", meaning list of all the names of the innocent little angels who ended up dead after encounters with law enforcement. Because cops shoot innocent people so much.

Why do so many niggers run from cops?

  • They're high
  • They're carrying drugs
  • They're guilty
  • They have outstanding warrants
  • They have unpaid child support

Do black parents think black lives matter?

You can find me in the club

In an example that Black Lives Matter, in October 2015 in Birmingham, Alabama, 26-year-old mother Katerra Lewis partied with a friend at a night club, leaving her only child, one-year-old daughter Kelci Devine Lewis, alone with five other children overnight, aged 2, 4, 6, 7, and 8. As reported by the 6-year-old girl, when the one-year-old child wouldn't stop crying, the oldest child, an 8-year-old boy, beat the girl to death, like you do. The baby girl died of blunt force trauma to the head and internal injuries. The boy was charged with murder, and the mother was charged with manslaughter. The mother was waiting for Section 8 housing, and was temporarily staying at the house where her daughter died.

Extra Crispy Bucket

In another example that Black Lives Matter, in November 2015 in Houston, Racquel Thompson went to Domino's and Walgreens with her boyfriend, leaving her four kids home alone. Her children were all under five-years-old and by multiple baby daddies. Naturally, a 3-year-old put their a 19-month-old sister named J'Zyra Thompson in an oven, and another 3-year-old "made it hot", killing the child. For the invention of Crispy Junior Chicken, the cooking prodigy will later appear on Top Chef Jr.

Dead Nigger Storage

  • Andrew Loku
  • Aiyana Jones
  • Dontre Hamilton
  • Eric Garner
  • Eric Harris
  • Freddie Gray
  • Jamar Clark
  • Jeremy McDole
  • Jermaine Carby
  • John Crawford III
  • Jonathan Ferrell
  • Malissa Williams
  • Mansur Ball-Bey
  • Meagan Hockaday
  • Michael Brown
  • Nicholas Thomas
  • Rekia Boyd
  • Renisha McBride
  • Samuel DuBose
  • Sandra Bland
  • Tamir Rice
  • Timothy Russell
  • Tony Robinson
  • Trayvon Martin
  • Walter Scott
  • Yvette Smith

See also

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