AniRoleplay

Just when you though the internet was full of animu weaboos and pedophiles, along comes AniRoleplay.com, a website with a user base of high school dropouts and kids with no drawing skills. Original artwork is traced and recolored with pirated copies of Photoshop or MS Paint, resulting in crappy looking sparkle photos with highlighter pens as hair colors. The site is a MySpace wannabe, complete with animu roleplayers who want some of dat virtual anime girl ass.

	“	AniRoleplay.com is now open. A social network exclusively for anime, manga, cartoon, comic and video game roleplayers.	„

What is this shit?

AniRoleplay was founded by a bunch of horny Narutards on roleplayer.me that were unhappy about the lack of animu on the site. Eventually they recruited members from other sites and AniRoleplay went live on April 3, 2013, allowing them to roleplay as their favorite animu characters while complaining about how much their life sucks.

Roleplay

Aniroleplay is full of the internet's worst kind of people from Otakus, Sonicholics, furfags, vote fans, and Camwhores. The majority of the users are mentally inept, socially retarded psychopaths with inferiority complexes. Debauchery in the worst way, cybering, tentacle rape and faggotry run rampant. Everyone really only edits, posts statuses that should be meant for facebook and play LoL while idling in skype calls. There are two different groups: the bubblegum rpers and the T-1 storyline rpers. Each have their crippling amount of flaws and ticks. Making friends is no use on this website. The way to become an asspleabin of this website is to add people , and or either ignore them like a stuck up whore, or delete them a few minutes after they've add you.

	“	Selective adds only	„
	—Elitist role players2006

Pageviewing

Aside from drawing animu, the primary goal to being popular on This site is to obtain pageviews. Remember, kids: Attention is the most vital commodity of survival to the emofur girls that comprise the bulk of Aniroleplay's population! Through the following pageviews lead to Attention, then Online virtual animu sex with a 50 year old man posing as a kawaii moe girl. Pageviews are a terrible drug that can drive a tartlet to engage in all sorts of lies, trickery and treachery. The quest for pageviews creates great banquets of the drama, where recolor whores pull all sorts of stupid shit such as faking a mass suicide, roleplaying as a food object, or stealing an "original" ~~artwork~~

Recoloring wars

The recoloring battles on YouTube pale in comparison to the skirmishes that happen on AniRoleplay. Roleplayers fight amongst themselves over who's the best at recoloring, ~~Since changing hair colors in actual pictures takes so much skill~~ logic naturally doesn't apply, and they all use the same pictures that were drawn by actual artists. For example this ass pleabin and her "original" editing skills http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=68580

	“	ON ANOTHER ART RELATED NOTE! "Editing is art theft" Yeah, I think we crossed that bridge years ago when we started editing. We know it is. We're not so stupid that we don't know, but has anyone shut us down? Has any of us been arrested? Fined? Deleted strictly based on "art theft"? No, I don't think so. In my opinion, you put it on the internet, it's going to get jacked somehow by someone at sometime. As long as we are not gaining a profit from it, I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT WE'RE DOING.	„
	—Natalia from Nightmare Carnival 2014

	“	S H U T U P because I think we've made it fairly obvious that we don't care. As a fellow artist, fuck yes, I know art theft is wrong, But after being in this community for so long, I know that it is kind of an honor to have someone edit your art, because I am one picky little bitch when it comes to originals, So if someone likes my art enough to edit it, HIP HIP HOORAY! I know I'm doing something right.	„
	—Natalia from Nightmare Carnival 2014

Serious versus casual

There are different types of ~~Autistic fucks~~ roleplayers that originated from the "golden days" of myspace rp. Those being the serious T-1 Novella style rpers, the Tourneyfags who fight in rp tournaments and the Bubblegum rpers. How many more are there? We'll never know.

Bubblegum Roleplayers

These types of roleplayers consist of ugly, high school drop outs who spend the majority of their time photoshopping anime pictures to make up for their lack of a pleasing appearance irl. They're usually too stupid to construct or articulate complete sentences. They spend their days posing as a sexy, slender anime persona to make up for their lack of a High School degree or even a job at the local Subway. Their recolors consist of over-editing, high contrasted, over-sharpened, and gaudy rainbow hair.

Serious Roleplayers

These types try to pose as intelligent, successful, creative writers. In truth, they're no better than the aforementioned type. They are usually spending their days challenging other rpers of their type to text fight with them. Calling them out as cowards if they don't take them up on said challenge. Like the bubblegum rpers, these people are more along the lines of high-functioning Aspies.

Tourneyfags

Mostly consist of God-Modding weaboos, who join group tournaments using moves from Dragon Ball Z, and Sword Art Online. The only way to win these tongs are to pick an overrated anime and use the toughest moves from there. Writing more than 3 paragraphs in necessary. Even though you get disqualified if you write over 10 paragraphs. There's also a replying due dates. If you don't reply within the time they tell you, you're automatically banned. People will bitch and whine to win tournaments so it's an unfair experience on both sides. Remember kids the autism is strong in these tournaments, so you must show it to win.

Roleplayers

Rinny

This autistic whore has 9 austic children begging for child support and food stamps from her baby daddies on maury porvage. Autism should be her middle name. When this deluded whore isn't molesting her own children and sucking her mexican beaner boyfriends cock. She is posting videos about herself on ask where she worships Isnoe Noctis as she sucks his cock all day. She is worn and torn with many many many autistic children just had one and has many more on the way. Aniroleplays own autistic octomom.

Brittany

A 31 year old psycho fat ugly drama loving bitch who starred in the movie Misery directed by Rob Reiner. She is retarded and mean for no reason with a sphaghetti terd brain who is desperate to keep her black boyfriend because she knows that her ugly bitch face will never have another opprotunity to get another man who does nothing but lie and cheat to her on the daily basis while he is secretly behind the scenes having sex with various other women. She likes to pretend she is the shit but I know she is only as confident as her master kevin allows her to be. She also lives in her mommies basement. But its funny because she has nothing better to do with her life than to bully people for no reason who just want to be her friend. She is just a jealous hater because her man has sex with other women and will never meet her in real life.

Kevin

I have to give you credit because you had us all fooled with the nice guy act. loser with a whore girlfriend. He leads people on and plays like he is the nice guy in shining armor but then as it turns out he ends up being one of the biggest bullies over the internet. He likes to order his girlfriend around who obeys him but little does she know that kevin has many women on the side so the day will come whenn he confesses to her that she is just a rebound and is now hiding ou of disappointment and regret.

Jin Kazama aka Shadow

Ew. One of aniroleplays most infamous manwhores this stubby fat emo black man in real life and a manwhore in roleplay who far exceeds Alba Meira, Fei, and even Anguish on the grand scale of whoredom and he is a liar with a small penis in real life because I have seen it he doesn't role play. All he does is lie and post tl;dr bulletins and bictchy status messages to his one linner noob cyber whores about how his life is so exempt from the whores he fucks on the website when in actualiy he spends most of his days playing video games and troling the internet for pussy he is otherwise incapable of finding in the real world. He has a bunch of girls who he lies to but who cares? he is Jin afer all we all know what he is about. The king of cyber fiends and wannabe stud. Jin Kazama is a God moder likes to make believe that he can actually roleplay. I am sorry to say but cybering does not make you a legitimate roleplayer. Especially since you spend more time worrying about your relationships then you do actual storyline roleplays.

Alba Meira

A fat black greasy Magilla Gorrila who looks like a fat Mr. T. He adds every single new whore in the new adds section in the hopes that he will get laid. He likes to brag that he was on same game television show which he lost and almost always finds himself wrapped in drama. He doesn't have a girlfriend and lives with his mother. He is a 38 year old virgin right up there with Steve Carell. All he does is cyber all day and post really long pictures on his posts to make them seem longer to make up for his lack of general experience as a fighter.

Edward Phoenix

An illegal immigrant beaner who has stalked Sonja for years. He has no life and spends endless hours over the internet watching porn and jacking off to pictures of his lover who rejected him Sonja. That is why he is so angry with her because she killed him and did not want to have sex with him. Pathetic this man still breaths? His new stalk victims are Fei and Purity who have done nothing but ignore him and his terrible attempts to roleplay and be a warrior. Edward Phoenix is a god moding noob who has nothing better going on in his life so he obsesses so much over Sonja that he places it in his name. Edward Phoenix is a coward that refuses to fight Fei. He is nothing but a joke. #DoNotWant

Fei Hatzis

Probably the worst case of Autism on the site. This individual is basically the King of the Assburgers (Hatzis). A man 35 years of age and way past his prime spends the majority of his time trying to make himself look like a well established, successful person irl,. His head is so far up his own ass, he's covered in the cesspool of filth of his last trip to McDonalds. When on the site, he's usually using hashtags in a non-ironic sense and trying to cause problems. Starting rp wars that never go anywhere with a bunch of idiots who use Spaghetti science. Seeing as his real life has no redeemable qualities. When he's not blatantly shit talking and running his mouth, he's usually kissing ass in some form or another. In closing, he's a socially inept retard with a inferiority complex.

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=21349

Tyroll

he thinks he is better than everybody but he is not he cannot roleplay cannot and just sits around on the computer all day and whines and complains about how unfair roleplay. He is one of the types who believe that roleplaying will somehow gain him something imporant in real life and has spent 15 years of his life for along ass time roleplaying on the computer. well he has earned the title veteran for sure when you spend so many years of your life doing absolutely nothing but jacking off to internet porn and writing logs of roleplay like any impotent loser who turns to the enternet for closure he can't get a girlfriend in real life he has resorted to the internet where he has discovered a woman desperate enough to cater to him to hold him and to make him feel comfortable for his small penis. tyroll was diagnosed with autism june 23 1991 at his 45th birthday party and has ever sense gotten treatment. After his defeat against fei wong dong he went in and decided to spectate roeplay because it became to much drama for him.

Itachi da king

Amongst these halfwit crayon dribbling 'tards and animu weaboos is one Itachi da King presently the king or little bitch of the website.

King Itachi started out in the early pedophile days as an illegal immigrant on myspace hopping the Mexican border to escape his gangster life he had working at Taco Bell. Now he is currently on a quest to have over 1 million friends to complete his slave collection to feel famous on the Internet.

Like every other perfect character or artist Itachi has the nasty critics! As any rational person would, he fights with his knights of justice which are all his other profiles to get rid of the bullies.

If all else fails, he blocks the mean bullies, deletes their comments, and lives another day to continue his quest to become the biggest Winner on the Internet. Just like most animu fans, Itachi is also a Narutard with a garystu character who tries to get in every girl's pants.

He also has a collection of sex slaves and trolls to add because of his undying need for internet fame.

Itachi blackmails and threatens to hack anyone who dares to defy him or deny his sexual requests.

Recently there has been news saying he was arrested for only a few days because the law doesn't want to deal with his faggotry or they found out that he's an illegal immigrant. Whatever the case is his faggotry is not done yet creating a fake account to pose as a girlfriend for his animu fantasy Itachi strikes again.

	“	the king of roleplay since 2005 on myspace. I run this place	„

	“	I'm DA one runnin shit I DA fucking king	„

Itachi's other profiles

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58606

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58558

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=52830

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=99

Psychotic Detective

Alice Maxwell, or stuck up whore. The queen of Mary-sues who is an absolute princess that expects everyone to talk to her so she could ignore them and show everyone how cool she is. When in actual reality it takes her 3 jobs to support herself. But Queen Alice will go against you if you dare defy her rule in any way. Just like Princess Peach she will beg for attention or just pretend to be on her menses, which is apparently daily.

Recently the whore has found out about her fame she's getting from Encyclopedia Dramatica and has teamed up with a few people to send them to this glorious article to delete the reputation they earned. Be aware it is obvious to tell the accounts she has.

Ralph Tabaldo

If you have not met this guy you are in for a treat. He is a creep who views your profile and says nothing. A Asian male born with brown and black teeth. He likes to bribe women out of their money and doesn't have a job. He is a deadbeat that lives in his grandmothers basement and desperately seeks to pair himself up with any girl he could find over the Internets trying to lure them to his apartment.

Mani Pink

To be honest I am sick and tired of hearing about Mani pink and her whore edits. Shes a fat trailer park trash in real life. She edits whore pictures then complains when they get deleted she spends endless hours editing and has no life. Truth is, she slays with how well she does this and people are usually butthurt, trying to copy her style or try to attack her irl appearance. She does have her fair share of drama and it's probably known throughout the entire site. Like Itachi da King, she has been around for a long ass time. Ever since the time of myspace rp. A slew of drama centers around her and her gang of basement dwelling pedophiles and neckbeards. Her recent drama with a user who rp's a Jigglypuff gijinka has dwindled down and they're butt buddies once more. Proving to have the biggest ego ever on the website, Mani strives her best everyday to fit in with every asshat on the website to increase her e-fame by constant posts about her social life gaining weight everyday and sucking dick in the back of your local strip club.

Anguish

Aka Ewan Mcgregor Christian Stevenson IV aka Asshole Willington IV. One of the biggest lying sluts known to man is Anguish, a 20 year old God-Moding attention whore who spends nearly every waking hour of his lying asshole life getting numerous women to fuck and worship his misguided arrogance. Anguish is known to oppresses others by hacking into their accounts and deleting everything after all their hard work when not getting his way. ALSO he doesn't have a heart or morals or any loyalty or to anybody but himself he cheats on everybody uses everybody leads people on is a selfish inconsiderate prick asshole bitch who thinks hes better than everyone else but of course he isn't and doesn't respond to IMs in time but has time to be arrogant in his status messages. He pretends to be your friend but he will ignore you. Did I mention he would rather pretend to love you than actually mean it? yeah some guy. Dont trust anything this liar says. LIAR.

Anguish besks in drama and trolls he has no loyalty, often posting tl:dr bulletins or “edgy posts” in his status streams where mindless drones eagerly comment and worship him in attempt to appease their overly arrogant leader.

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=60565

http://ask.fm/Tristita (Bawleeted)

http://ask.fm/Chthonian (His most recent account)

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	“	"Why don't you love me?"	„
	— Butthurt Hamplanet who cybered with him once.

	“	"...But I gave you my rp virginity."	„
	— Butthurt Hamplanet who cybered with him once.

Brandon

The core of the autism this site suffers from, and the biggest case of causing butthurt to college asshats who has their lives revolved around fake relationships. Brandon is known on this website as the rape master going around to get as much virtual anime ass as possible. Many see him as irrelivent now, but not to a few asshats to don't know the difference between anime and reality. Not only we should feel bad for his assburger syndrome, we should also feel bad because Brandon had a horrible life growing up, from being raped in a gay bar by horny cross dressers, to the 21 year old fuck he is now. Recently he's trying to earn that attention back from the butthurtnasshats by posting pictures of him pointing a knife to his man titties. People have dedicated their lives to Brandon by getting enough signatures and screenshots of him to report to the FBI. Since the FBI would spend their time dealing with a fake weaboo online. Please donate to help stop this faggotry that lies among us.

Butthurt tumblr page on Brandon: http://ourfavoritestalker.tumblr.com

Butthurt obsessor of Brandon #1 who deserves her own ED page: http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=77212 please donate as much ass cream as possible to this one anyone who disagrees with her gets blocked. This is the creator of the tumblr page

Fun Facts about Aniroleplay and its administrators

-The Administrators of Aniroleplay are Christians. Like every good Christian they will delete those evil devils who dare to come to their site no matter who they are.

- Though the admins are ""pure Christians" they've proven that they don't give 2 fucks about the users on that website.

- A good half of the site suffer from autism or assburger syndrome so be aware not to join as an underrated anime or else they'll find you.

-The users claim that it's a roleplay site, but 90% of them are just there to edit or start fights over the web since they're so tough.

-The admins are thirsty for the money, so they put tons of ads on the website that lead to viruses, so the only way to get rid of these ads is to be stupid and pay for a premium account to get rid of those nasty ads

-They say no erotica or pornography images, however their ads would lead you to believe otherwise.

Roleplay.me

Like the penny pinching Jews the Admins are, this site was created to try to shove all the asshats to that website where they promise new features. In reality its just another MySpace ripoff for asshats to go and bitch about new users. Remember kids in order to make money, you have to steal original ideas and rehash them with a different color. This site has caused the animu role players to go on a rampage seeing real people on a website reserved for animu strictly, so what do they do? Send bitchy death threats to humor the admins. This made the aniroleplay users very salty, many of them started to go on a riot to get that website to shut down. How it turns out? people still bitching, crying, show their autism over the website until they get their way.

	“	Our desire is to give everyone the option to also roleplay on this new website. We understand that some of our existing RolePlayer.me and AniRoleplay.com members might feel pressure to move here permanently. This is not our intention. We think most will like to roleplay on both websites. Rest assured that there are no plans to close RolePlayer.me or AniRoleplay.com.	„
	—Aniroleplay admins 2014