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The face of the next world dictator

Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.

World Economic Forum

The World Economic Forum (Common Abbreviation: "WEF") is Klaus Schwab's super-secret club, used to slowly (but forcefully) ram in the global elites' planned authoritarian "Great Reset" takeover of the entire Earth. No cap, just straight facts, fam.

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The Great Reset

The Great Reset is a plan by the Jews who run the World Economic Forum, the royal family and technocrats to take advantage of "climate change" and COVID-19 to "reset" the world economy. In reality, the real goal of the "Great Reset" is to force people to eat bugs (for "climate action",) live in a pod, take their vaccine, own nothing and be happy. Gee, what does this sound like?

Eat Ze Bogs

Several books have been written on The Great Reset, including:

  • COVID-19: The Great Reset - written by (or credited to) WEF founder Klaus Schwab himself, but co-written with Thierry Malleret ("founder of the Monthly Barometer") (ISBN-10: 2940631123 ; ISBN-13: 978-2940631124 published by ISBN Agentur Schweiz in July of 2020.)
  • The Great Reset: And the War for the World - by Alex Jones, actually quite a level-headed readable book compared to Jones' talk show. (ISBN-10: 1510774041 ; ISBN-13: 978-1510774049, published by Skyhorse Publishing, in August of 2022.)
  • The Great Reset: Joe Biden and the Rise of Twenty-First-Century Fascism - written by Glenn Beck, co-written with Justin Haskins. In this book, Glenn Beck explains the Authoritarian/Fascist "Great Reset" plan to his libertarian Bible-Belt type audience. Probably more "accessible" to normies. (ISBN-10: ‎ 163763059X ; ISBN-13: 978-1637630594, published by Forefront Books in January of 2022)

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