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TikTok

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TikTok (also known as Douyin) is a monstrous, hypercancerous faggotry app that rose to prominence in 2018 before reaching it's full, horrific zenith in early 2019. It is based on capturing short videos of your worthless life. Sound familiar? It is! In fact, TikTok is a textbook clone of Vine, which was popular five years before. It is also very, VERY similar to Musical.ly. Come to think of it... it's similar to Snapchat too.

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TL;DR, TikTok is a very similar but ever so slightly more awful version of the various "social" apps that have been plaguing the World America and other soulless NPC countries like the UK, the Netherlands, France and India. It is most commonly used by teenagers and children who believe that snippets of their miserable lives are worth the whole universe knowing about.

Origins

The only notable difference between TikTok and other garbage apps is that TikTok is NOT the creation of silicon valley yahudis. In fact, TikTok was created by the only race in the world who can give Californian vermin a run for their money: The Chinese. TikTok was created as chungbaochangquinwu in China by conveniently non-Chinese sounding company ByteDance in 2016, and was relaunched in the real world in late 2017.

TikTok Heroes

Despite being completely worthless in of itself, TikTok has nevertheless provided it's fair share of lulz due to the fact that, like every other social network ever, gr8 trolling on TiKTok has led to some lulzy suicides. The most notable incident of heroism so far is a currynigger jumping in front of a train after people called him a faggot for dressing up in drag. The only surprising thing about this is that a 1mph Indian train managed to even hit this guy hard enough to kill him. RIP sweet pajeet.

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Future

Like most apps of it's kind, TikTok is inherantly short lived. By autumn of 2019, it will most likely have entered full decline. It will most certainly be obsolete by mid 2020. It is unknown which will perish first, TikTok or Prince Philip.


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