Edmund Kemper

Edmund "Big Ed" Kemper is an American Serial killer, Wannabe cop, And Tall ass Kike. Before being rudely imprisoned, he enjoyed long, quiet drives, helping young female hitchhikers, spending time with his mother and cooking. Standing at the impressive height of 6'9", college girls absolutely adored him.

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His IQ was tested at 145; which explains how he got into the panties of so many co-eds in the 70s. Or maybe it was his glasses, his deep baritone voice and his unfailing respect for women.

Ed wasn't always such a stud; in fact, throughout his childhood, he terrified nearly every member of the opposite sex. Including his sainted Mother, Clarnell. When he was still in elementary school,he was not allowed to sleep upstairs with his mother or his sisters, instead, he was banished to the basement, in case he decided to ræp one or all of them.

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As Ed grew into a teenager, he decided that he didn't like his Mother very much, and decided to go live with his Dad. Poor Ed; his Dad had remarried, and just wanted Ed's giant ass out of his house. So at the tender, sweet, age of 15, Ed was sent to live with his elderly grandparents. He was soon tired of his grandmother, so he shot her twice,then continued stabbing her,until the old bitch lay dead in her kitchen. When his grandpa came home, he then shot his ass dead too.

Ed was then sent to a nice, comfy mental institution. Being only 15, he was able to make friends with all of the incompetent psychiatrists. He was given the job of helping with the diagnostic tests, and by the age of 21, he was able to completely mind fuck the idiotic mental health "professionals" into believing he had been completely rehabilitated.

After being released, he was sent back to live with his mother, even though the psychiatrists had insisted that if he were to live with her again, he'd definitely start killing all over again. Surprise! They were right for once.

Ed started cruising the college campus where his Mom worked, picking up hitchhikers and anyone who would get into his car.

Edmund Kemper is part of a series on Psychopaths

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	Spree/One-time Killers:	Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon
	Career/Serial Killers:	Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy
	Terrorists:	Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski
	See also:	Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck