Hyperblade53

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Nothing says forever-alone like being a four hundred pound,18+ year old sonic-fag who wastes hours of their life by recoloring sonic sprites. After the incident with Angelic-Catalyst, he quickly came to the rescue but fell flat on his fat ass. He's currently hosting a couple of images for Angelic-Catalyst in hopes she'll dump her spineless faggot e-boyfriend and cyber with him instead.

White Knighting

When Angelic-Catalyst released BAAAW journals concerning the ebo-trows gauging holes in her and her mothers straw-grasping and having her massive pile of bull called, HyperBlade53 quickly came to try and defend his fellow asspies but only made himself look like an even bigger retard than before. His foolproof tactic of defense is avoiding the issue and acting like a faggot who doesn't understand what simple words mean. If that doesn't work, he tries to throw other fucktardss under the bus and act like they're justified because everybody else is doing it. More frequently, he'll just make a sad attempt at trolling and just blow off the issue and ask to cyber.

Ego the size of his Ass

Grab your eye bleach and call for an ambulance for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of MS Paint bucket-filled sonic sprites. In the comments to one sheet, he admits that he forgot to color over Shadows shoes. He'll usually grip his chode and crush everybodies dreams by informing them that, no, they can't have his painstakinglycrafted sprites. Apparently he thinks that not everybody has the skill to recolor sprites. Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own e-peen. Why sunglasses? Because if you look closely, you'll notice that his eyes are like something out of a Salvador Dali painting. For you idiots who don't know what that mean, he has derp eyes. Oh, and because sunglasses are cruise control to cool. In one image, he's flipping off the camera like the creative hardass he is. He's soooo tough that he censors his cussing and uses the troll face in his comments. Watch out guys, he's a firecracker! Something else you may notice is that most of his shit is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-childs sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than ugly. You can find him making remarks on his sexy self. Seems he thinks stroking his e-peen will change the fact that he's actually just an obese, greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks-off to Cream the Rabbits underage cunt.

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