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JDubs
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Just like Jabba the Hutt had that creepy little Monkey thing as a pet, Brett Keane, aka The Most Hated Man On YouTube, has... this... this... thing, as his personal penis puncture port fucktoy.
The two lulz-hating lovebirds spend their every waking moment together swapping STD's and false-flagging the fuck out of everyone on YouTube.
The Living Avatar of DERP
Jdubs, otherwise known as BrettKeaneJr lives up to his chosen screen name. Whether by incessant threats to an hero to keep his slacky lacky JonPaulPrime interested... or accidentally ratting out his buddy BrettKeane for flagging and DMCA abuse....one can't stop laughing at this ignorant pile of mule feces. Listen to him cry over the phone.
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Coming Out
He recently declared himself gay for his love, YouTube user "AdamLore", while the very same user called him a "fat retarded faggot".
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The TL;DW Version
10.Creepy troll keeps 'sperging and fawning at AdamLore.
20.AdamLore tells him GTFO, 'cuz he doesn't wanna fuck JDubs so stop asking him out on a date.
30.GOTO 10.
Personality
He doesn't have one.
Personality Flaws
But he does have plenty of these.
If there was such a thing as Whiny Bitch Syndrome, he has it. Which is odd, considering how much USI he has. Apparently, the only people he can identify with are powermad lunatics.
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For now, if you want to know about how he is in person, ask his boy... Gaddafi, or Devchelle2
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This explains his penchant for false flagging. He needs that personal ego boost of taking down a video, just to watch it uploaded and mirrored a few hundred times. He's so proud of his flagging antics that he faps everytime he sees "This video removed"
This is where I would go into a tirade about how he runs his channel page like its a North-Korea style police state....but he never keeps a channel long enough for anyone to notice.
On top of this mountain of RAEG-inducing flaws is...another mountain of flaws. One minute he'll be a half-closeted crypto-racist (until someone calls him on it) and then suddenly he becomes a more-enlightened-than-thou smugpot. Next he'll be a swaggering Internet Tough Guy boasting about how he's gonna get yer channel 'Klanked', the next moment he's whining about how all these people on the internet are soooo mean to him.
Unwarranted arrogance meets selfish malice in a frothy Santorum-like mixture of self-pitying emo twaddle.
Essentially, JDerp is Chris-Chan without the integrity or artistic talent.
Contact (VD)
Here's how to contact Jdubs so you can incessantly rape his face:
TEL-(718) 568-9092
SKYPE-jdub1234813
XboxLive-jdub1234813
P.S.: LordJDubs (Product of Incest) is a fan of Gorilla199, so he's not only a douchebag, but a credulous conspiracy-addled nooblet. To this day Jdubs promotes the aforementioned conspiracy nutter regardless of again being called a retard by the very person he idolizes.
How to Troll Him
- Be an Atheist
- Be a Muslim
- Be a Woman
- Invite him to awaken his senses with a fresh blast of minty Shotgun Mouthwash
- Do anything that angers his Dark Overlord
External Linx
Jdub's Own Accounts
- Jdub's currently active YouTube channel It'll probably be closed within a couple of days, with another one to take its place. Get used to this trend.
- SaintJdubs Another YouTube account that he uses from time to time.
- ChinchillaMania Jdub shows off his poor chinchilla pets, the closest things he'll ever have to a friend.
- His Twitter This is his current twitter account that he uses to talk to himself.
- Facebook His facebook.
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