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Just an average plunging the shit out of someone

Hentai is anime-styled porn. It can vary from a simple image of a young woman playing with herself, to newborn baby hanging upside down with his anus to the width of a dinner plate with several men pouring cum into his rectum to fill her intestines up to the very top. The more extreme hentai is, the Japan makes of it. Guro is usually considered to be the absolute limit of extreme hentai, to the point where it has its own article for those who are into that shit.

Characteristics

The characteristics of the characters involved in Hentai vary, but most common cases involve:

Hentai and the Japanese: A Comparison

Hentai is commonly the exact opposite of what goes on in the slitty-eyed, Asian, IRL world.

  • In a hentai, the girl is almost always a voluptuous, curvy, innocent girl with lush, thick hair which can be any colour in the spectrum, but commenting on said unusual hair colour is almost nonexistant. True to the anime style, she has fucking gigantic shiny bug eyes, and tits that can be perfect in many different ways; peach-sized cute little titties everyone wants to squeeze, to realistic implants the size of watermelons which never sag. This is a stark contrast to irl, where Asian girls are skanky whores with disgusting bodies; thin, greasy hair, only 5ft2, small assymetrical tits with one innie nipple and one outie, untamed pubic hair which looks like it's never seen soap, and a horizontal vagina to match their slanty eyes.
  • Guys are usually tall and muscular but not too meaty. They usually come equipped with a cock the size of your upper arm, not to mention a bishie-like face. In real life, Japanese men are short and bald with a microcock, and you can forget the bishie face.

The "Deed" of Hentai uncovered

  • During hentai sex, the male is able to fully please his partner, who, despite being raped and/or tortured, cries above all the pure ecstacy from having multiple intense orgasms and sweat running down her thick, supple thighs. Meanwhile, the guy unleashes gallons upon gallons of non-impregnatable cum either inside her, or over her, over 9000 times without becoming utterly exhausted like ALL MEN do in reality. The woman, who sounds like she is getting raped regardless of who she's fucking, never shuts up. The deed itself lasts for around a minute.
  • Tentacle rape, the one thing hentai is well known for, has two variations; The first, the tentacles belong to a fucking ugly monster who appears before the girl who's blatently asking for it. The second variation, there is no monster: tentacles just appear out of nowhere and begins to rape them. In both cases, the creature somehow actually gets sexual pleasure out of it and may or may not ejaculate half of the Pacific Ocean into her uterus.
  • Most, if not all hentai depicts scenes that greatly resemble rape.
  • Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick, a six pack and the ability to satisfactorily fuck his own mother.

This is the essence of Hentai.

Hentai hypothesis

Hentai is only watched by frustrated powerless nerds, who, having absolutely no ability to project their desires in real life, decide to wank to cartoons depicting bug-eyed cute, firm-bodied pre-teens getting fucked. They vent their frustration in failing to get laid by masturbating furiously to beautiful girls torn up and screaming in pain, from getting gangbanged in a hentai porn.

It is essentially the Cancer that is killing humanity, starting with the lowlifes.

Genres

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Also known as bondage. It just wouldn't be Hentai if there wasn't some gorgeous adolescent bound in a humanly impossible position, terror filling her huge eyes etc. because she can't possibly escape the heinous bukakeing she's about to get.

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Basically imaginary characters, like a girl made entirely out of wax about to fuck a girl made out of paper. This genre is completely unnecessary, however, because pretty much all of hentai is a fantasy that could never happen IRL.

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Futanari, sometimes shortened to "Futa", is basically a dickgirl. Said dickgirls are usually age 17-20, and some may be born with or without one. If without one, she notices one day she feels funny down there. She then discovers her clitoris has swollen up. Then, all the sudden, it shoots out and grows to a dick bigger than the motherfucking fridge and begins jerking it off uncontrollably.

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Yaoi basically just means "gay love". Said stories involve men porking each other in the anus and sucking each other off.

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Vanilla is that one pussy genre that everybody likes because it features a male and a female lead character fucking and "falling in love". BAWWWWW!! Serious Vanillaphiles, affectionately known as "vanillafags", hate Netorare and will rage whenever they're in view of one.

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Netorare, often shortened to NTR, is the genre that Vanillafags hate the most. It's the act of seducing someone away from their partner.

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There is no "textbook definition" of guro because it's short for "grotesque"/"gore" which could mean anything. But the recurring theme definitely consists largely of killing or decapitating naked animu girls, usually by means of big robots, huge ugly as fuck monsters, or twisted psychos with big fucking knives. And almost always with sexual overtones. Everyone knows seeing naked animu girls being torn apart is something that seriously needs to be made more erotic. Made with love just for you, the man who was first to learn that nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like jamming a five-inch knife up someone's cookie. For more guro, visit [gurochan]

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One of the largest hentai genres ever, because it's something you can never hope to achieve. It basically just means that lots and lots of hot 16 year old virgin schoolgirls with tits the size of basketballs constantly want to fuck the shy introverted 13 year old boy, despite lacking any real personality.

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Also affectionately known as "WINcest". Basically family members fucking other family members. Step-sibling and Cousin sex still count as Incest.

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Basically "Lesbian love" and it's exactly what you'd expect: pretty girls scissoring each other like mad.

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The sexual act of sticking your fingers up someone's asshole by surprise. Most commonly done by children in Japan as their version of first base. In dating, Kancho is Japan's equivalent of kissing. Having the girl shit on your fingers is the girl's way of reciprocating.

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Anything involving tentacles, whether it involves rape or not. But most usually does. It's a tradition in Japan, since censorship laws prohibit the showing of pubes and the male penis, hentai creators substitute the latter with bizarre alien tentacles, thus creating some serious lulz. Tentacle porn has a long history in Japanese art. You can bet that Cthulhu has an extensive collection of tentacle porn that measures to be about 700 gigabytes. Remember: Love is a warm tentacle.

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Toddlercon is for those Michael Jacksons out there that really like them young. I mean really young. I mean so young that they're still in nappies. So young they're fresh from their mother's vagina. Babyfuck is awwwwwright though.

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It's hentai child porn starring girls aged 5-16. All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all, which makes them resemble shota, if it wasn't for the inwards dick, long hair and big shiny eyes.

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Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys.

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They're finally grown up and now legal to pummel vaginas. Too bad they'd rather bang another guy's anus. Usually drawn to look like gay twinks.

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Same as Yaoi, but features teenage girls having wild sex with each other.

Examples

See main article.

Examples:
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Galleries

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See also

External links

Hentai is part of a series on 日本国


Typical Japanese People. 日本人
Filthy FrankHard GayMutsuo ToiOtoya YamaguchiSatoshi UematsuShoko Asahara

Typical Japanese Culture. 日本の人文

2chanAnimeAnimu ArchetypesBig DaikonDating simGaidenHerbivore MenJapanese Bug FightsMangaShimajiro


Typical Japanese Porn. 日本の猥本
BukkakeGuroHarem ComedyHentaiLoliconPantyshotShotaconYaoiYuri

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