4chan bans

Like every website on the interwebs, 4chan too has a banning policy, but what makes 4chan bans so much different than other bans (like being a complete dumbass here on ED) is the fact that to get banned from 4chan you have to do something so horrifyingly stupid that you'd have to be a pathetic loser to get one. It's like this: If you break a rule on 4chan, it's a ban; if you happen to come across a pissed off admin on 4chan, then be ready for a sure-fire beating from the banhammer. The greatest holder of the banhammer on 4chan was W.T. Snacks, but was subsequently banned himself by some faggot, and during Snack's reign bannings would come for either posting illegal content or BECAUSE HE FUCKING CAN. Nowadays bans are usually just for posting CP and spamming links and other gay shit like that, but occasionally epic bans can be produced if done correctly. Posting on 7chan or 420chan that you were banned on 4chan will get you banned, also Worf will anally rape you.

Rare Double-Ban resulting from the MarshviperX saga

This means you are either a humongous newfag or an epic 4chan troll.

Typical newfag reaction to being banned from 4chan.

How 2 get banned on 4chan

Aideos CP threads! Plus the sick fuck behind this thread got rightfully banned even though all he (or maybe even a she) do was post some "innocent" loli lol !

These are only a few of the many ways of being banned on 4chan:

Posting CP (Sometimes even so much as posting in a thread about pedos) - Permaban

Replying to a thread in which CP has been posted (That includes saying "Reported") - 2 week ban

Replying to GMask threads. (as they're often full of CP) - 2 week ban

Having a virus (14 day ban)

Not having a virus (14 day ban)

Call to invasion (permaban)

Camwhoring (*except on /soc/ where you are encouraged to post ur dick)

Impersonating moot

Posting noodz and shit outside of /b/

Running Javascripts

Posting Piccolo Dick on /v/ (Results in "Error: Upload Failed" and instant 14 day ban from all boards)

~~Post with "Meru Otonashi#merumeru" in the name field (Instant permaban from all boards for "Ban Evasion", worked in February 6, 2011).~~

Posting "Surgeon" or "The Surgeon" on any board (auto-ban)

Posting "nigger" on /k/, int or /soc/ (auto-ban)

Posting "http://www.korea-dpr.com/", "jew", "jews" or "jewish" on /int/ or /soc/ (auto-ban)

Posting "/r9k/" on /adv/ (auto-ban)

Posting "/new/", "stormfront", "Zionists" on /int/ (auto-ban)

Posting "my face when" on /sp/ (auto-ban)

"Post ending in x" threads

Prove me wrong threads.

Including a link to a banned url in your post such as .on.nimp.org. - Usually 1 day

Typing one of the many autoban words such as anontalk butthurt or other flagged words. - Can range from a 1 day ban to a permaban

Posting the phrase "hands free fapping" (auto-ban)

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

Copy and paste this onto your post on /b/: 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗠𝗢𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 - You will receive a 1 day ban for "Spamming." 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝗔𝐃𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 will not get you banned, however.

Posting doubles attempts in any board but it's usually not enforced.

Posting the phrase "I seriously hope you guys don't do this"

Multiple porn site links are auto-bannable.

Calling a game/thread "viral" on /v/.

Post from an Israeli IP on /int/.

How 2 overcome ban on 4chan

Click the kitten if you would like to appeal your ban.

Open Command Prompt and type "ipconfig /renew", if you're still banned after the first try, type it again

If that doesn't work, try these steps:

Go to your router's page (192.168.1.1 by default)
In "Status" or "Setup" menu hit "Release IP" button. Save settings
Disconnect the router from modem
Remove batteries from the modem and disconnect AC cord (DO NOT TURN OFF THE ROUTER).Leave it for couple minutes
On your router's web page find "MAC Address Clone" function and change your MAC address to whatever you want (only numbers 1-9 and letters A-F). Save settings
Plug in AC cord in the modem and reconnect it to the router
On your router's web page hit "IP Address Renew" button and new IP adress will be assigned to your router
Get back to trolling, camwhoring and invading other boards, Anon

Gallery of bans

Gallery of Win About missing Pics

those are trips not dubs
50 years bro
A god tier troll.
Mods hate piccolo dick.

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Furry shit in /y/ and Finntroll lyrics.
The ultimate permaban presented by moot.

The ultimate permaban presented by moot.
Prove me wrong bullshit
Mods = Gods
What the fuck dude...
Longer than a perma-ban
Fuck off and die
ZOMG U RELPIED TO JAILBAIT THREAD!!11!!1
Being, like, eight
hurr...
Habbo bullshit
HORSE COCK
Epic moot trolling
If you insist...
An exception to a CP ban.
Damn, I was sure that would work.
Yes, you are moot.
Friends don't let friends get banned on 4chan.
Piccolo dick
You did WTC, you fucker.
I HUNGER!
Typical jackass on /v/
Then what are spoiler tags for?
what
Fail troll is fail.
The worst ban possible.
A couple of retarded bans.
i think moot is a pretty cool guy. eh bans spammers and doesnt afraid of anything.
ROFL xD
Ewww...
SFW CP is not good enough for moot.
Proof that mods are the cancer killing /b/. Also, he forgot to blank his IP.
proxy
fail ban
Stupid Gaiafag
Banned for redundancy
Boxxy posting ban
Stickam Raid Fail
Moar Boxxy
Straight to the point...
Banned for being a fucking furfag
Camwhoring...
Banned for being furfags.
lol wut
moot has a mom?
I was banned? When?
Spammer Ban.
Goddamn Blue Furries.
What invasion thread?
Donkey Kong trip ban.
Mods hate Japanese girls pooping in their mouths.
Anus is no laughing matter.
Mods hate cheese pizza.