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Knife Game

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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Knife Game will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.

The Knife Game, also called Stabscotch, Hand Roulette or Five Finger Fillet, is a suicidal game, forced meme and another reason why we can't have nice things on the internet. This shit was invented last Thursday by Emos a.k.a. the creators for the science fiction movie Aliens, which an android named Bishop performed this trick to William Hudson.

Song

The Knife Game Song is an additional harmonic and soulful musical composition made by a faggot from JewTube named Rusty Cage. It's perfectly made for this game, so you can sing this everytime, when you're a Music Freak, until you get addicted and make this game 5ever!

Lyrics:

Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop

If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off

And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out

But all the same, I play this game, cause that's what its all about

Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

I'm picking up the speed

And If I hit my fingers then my hand will start to bleed

Some short Fap-material

JewTube faggots getting to the fact

Pro/Contra

Pro:

  • Attention Whores do it
  • There is legit evidence, that girls exist on the internet
  • People, we hate the most, die by the cause of this

Contra:

  • Everyone tries to hard
  • There are also men doing this
  • There are too many professionals, so there's possibly no chance for Attention Whores to die

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