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Killhamster

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Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.

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Killhamster gets pwned after whoring for girlvinyl's shit website.

Killhamster (Powerword: Steve Brown), as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum, thus earning his alias. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes.

He is part of the group that sold out and created OhInternet.

Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the Internet Hate Machine.

He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around Shit Reddit Says in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there.

Hypocrite

Tasty BBQ
   
 
<@killhamster> yes

<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website
<@killhamster> very much so

 


 
 

— Just like it was mature to try to destroy our website?

   
 
<@killhamster> i don't think you get it

<@killhamster> it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums
 


 
 

Said without a hint of irony.

External Links for the raping

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