Jew Gold

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Jew Gold is the bag of gold that all Jews carry around their necks at all times. It acts as a constant reminder to be a cheap, greedy Jew, and has apparently worked like a charm for their people for thousands of years. This is where the word Jewelry comes from.

PROTIP: all Jews carry fake Jew gold around their necks to protect their real Jew gold from getting stolen. You can help by stealing both.

It's best to remember that ever since the holocaust, Jews have become experts at the quick swallow which means, If they feel threatened, Jews will swallow all their valuables in order to hide them so it's best to remember - if you want that Jew gold, you either have to sneak up on them or be prepared to make a mess.

You can get money for your Jew Gold IRL:

Cornering the Jew Gold Market

Jews will buy your Gold and convert it to Jew Gold in the hopes of cornering the Jew Gold market. This is due to the well known fact that all paper currencies are eventually used as toilet paper.

Note, that this very video is from Canada, as jews have infected the hole werldzz!!11!11six@

See Also

Japanese Jew Gold.

• Abra the jew gold pokemon
• Bailout Plan
• Bernie Madoff
• Bill Gates and Microsoft
• Lion Cash
• Money
• Jew
• So cash
• Raygold -The type of gold you do not want.

External Links

• The Jew Gold episode on South Park

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