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Jim Sterling
Jim "Fat Fuck" Sterling (James Stanton) or listed as (James Sexton) is a retarded, inbred, britfag who moved to America because Britain didn't smell enough like shit for his liking. Once in America he became a professional faggot, cuck, mongoloid, SJW, pseudo intellectual, and most importantly MovieBob's personal fuck doll
"Career" History
Destructoid Sterling: Bribes and vote rigging
Sterling first became known on he shithole that is Destructoid for being the most incompetent and most easily bribed hack to ever grace the face of the internet. His dealings with companies most include them paying him off with Swag to talk up their game as he proudly displays said swag in the vary same videos. It got to a point that EA actually tried to pay his fat ass off with literal bags of candy, only to have him reject and expose them probably because their gifts were not expensive enough.
There was a time a long time ago where people actually used something called digg. This was a great tool for unethical fucks like Jimmy here to abuse it, so that Destructoid could seem more popular than it actually was. It is the modern day equivalent of liking your own Facebook posts, just to share them again. Only more shady. This was so fucking bad that even cuck-meister Anthony Burch thought it was a good idea.
Click here to see the original exposure
This was not enough for Sterling however, he even tried to get his idiotic Twitter followers to help him in getting more clicks:
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Things seemed to be going well until, suddenly, after giving Batman 3.5 out of 10, Jim decided to "leave" Destructoid. What a coincidink. This review opened people's eyes, on how much of a fucking useless reviewer Jim really was, as just a week before this fat blob of uselessness gave Sonic Lost World 7.5. So he was gracefully shoved to the fucking curb. This is probaly due to the fact that the site itself also likes payola and pissing off a major developer by shitting all over their #1 game might throw a wrench in that.
Escapist Sterling: Nazi, then feminazi, then fired
Not missing a chance to drum up controversy, The Escapist quickly saw their chance to employ this provocateur, so they had a second Yathzee. His job here was to do exactly the same he had previously done over at Destructoid, only this time make more outrageous statements, in order to gain those clicks. He was soon dressing up in a semi-nazi costume for every video and trying to be as edgy as he can, but over time began turning into am SJW and defending people like Anita, influenced by indie scene faggots promising to make him part of their clique and the only woman willing to sleep with him being a fat feminist who made him either go full PC or say goodbye to the only pussy he can get.
After the herpes outbreak known as "GamerGate" it became quite clear that Jimmy was strongly opposed to ethics, not only due to his cabal of retards telling him to, but also probably because of his former affairs with rigging diggs and taking gifts with the implication that he now owes the company that sent them a 10/10 score. He said as much when, after getting the boot, he began badmouthing ES on twitter then added “Shove Ethics Up Your Arse” in an article, before going on to elaborate that "Us cools kids want to have fun" (Read: Take bribes). The people commenting on The Escapist weren't having it, criticizing this fat fuck every time he said something completely retarded (which was constantly) until he left the site during its big purge that flushed Jim alongside MovieBob and a few others not worth mentioning.
Patreon Sterling: Perpetual downward spiral
Having no job, Jim turned to Patreon, believing he's scored enough feminist points by fighting with the Escapist to have them all back them. He did not expect the obvious and was shocked when the feminazis started sending him death threats because they were angry people were giving money to a white guy. While he did make good money, the more money he made, the more angry those same feminists he was trying to defend got. Inadvertently creating a lulz sideshow for everyone looking on.
Pre-SJW Jim
Before licking the boots of all social justice warrior, Jim was quite the sexist himself, so far as putting every single ediot on ED to shame.
Jim vs. Daphnee
This was part of a Twitter exchange carried out by our hero. What a nice guy. 
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Jim on Feminism
Excerpts from a Jim article
It is quite ironic that (ugly) Feminists believe looks shouldn't matter, yet are judging Fat Princess' book solely by its cover. How hypocritical of them. Anyway, Fat Princess is obviously about the protection and veneration of women, and does more for the fairer sex than Feminism has ever done... "Heteronormative" is one of the most pretentious words I've ever heard. This is obvious proof that Fat Princess is better than Feminism, since someone who claims to be a Feminist once used the word "heteronormative" and now I've decided that all of them use it. Dropping little made-up words to try and sound clever just makes you look like a pretentious dickhead, and it's incredibly prugamatic to commit such indefenderable verbulascur offenseries.... Fat Princess won't get pregnant in order to trap you: Everybody knows that women do this. They love getting themselves all preganted up so that they can force you to marry them and be stuck with their cancerous hides forever.... In Fat Princess, everybody has a role to play. This is quite contrary to the idea that every single Feminist has, that women are better than men and make better drivers and that men should be forced to have their sperm hijacked at birth so women don't have to fuck them anymore.... Seriously, fuck this idea that the social pendulum has to swing a little in favor of one group before balance can be achieved..... Since women are basically just 3D porn, what is an anti-pornography stance if not an anti-female stance?.... If pornography is to end, then all women on Earth have to be murdered, and that's just not my scene. Perhaps it's okay for Adolf Hitler and his cackling Feminist cohorts, but we reasonable people who aren't Nazis don't agree.... Fat Princess is a game about having fun, first and foremost, which is something that Feminists are 100% against! Just take so-called Woman Suffrage , for example. The American government denied women the right to vote for a joke, and a bunch of stupid women took it too far and then had to be force-fed through tubes because the silly bitches wouldn't eat thanks to some idiotic hunger strike. If they'd have laughed along like they should, they probably would have gotten the vote in another fifty or sixty years anyway. Whatever happened to patience being a virtue?....
Excerpts from a follow-up article by Jim
Feminist Gamers (ha ha) has attacked the game.... Even worse is a writer at Shakesville, who took time out of doing her husband's laundry to write this.... Or maybe self-styled "feminists" who think that the movement is all about getting angry and using buzzwords are simply retarded. Who knows?....
Post-SJW Jim
Stupid Slapfights
Jim vs Digital Homicide
One of Jim's unfunny shticks is to look at low-priced Steam releases and then criticize them for not being up to AAA standards. One of these games was "The Slaughtering Grounds" by Digital Homicide, which Jim decided shat all over while either lying profusely or just not bothering to do any research. When, unlike other developers, DH didn't take it lying down and uploaded a response video that coined the "Jim Fucking Sterling" meme. Clearly "not mad" at this, Jim started criticizing all of their games, resulting in hours upon hours of videos where he obsessively talks about them and tries to get his fans to storm their forums, only to them complain when they get banned. Eventually, DH was able to invite Jim to a "debate". What ensued was a lot of stuttering and forced laughter in an attempt to stall for time, as Jim started off trying to play his "smug internet tough guy" persona, only to realize it doesn't work when the person is actually there to respond.
Jim vs Tranny Gladiator
You are Jim Sterling. You are a fat retard who comments on various shitty Steam Greenlight games, all in the proposed interest of the consumer. So of course you should let your personal biases affect your work. You find a game with an offensive title, and then you comment on it, accusing the creator of being a bigot without (as usual) doing a single second of research. The developers, being Polish or some other shit country, used the incorrect pronoun, and so Jim was fuming mad. So when the developer changed the name, the only proper action Sterling could take was to of course disable the comments so that his idiotic fanboys couldn't see how fucking stupid his point was. And as per usual new-found SJW, Jim used to use the word tranny all the time. He even used it as a headline. (archive)
Jim vs Kill The Faggot
After being made aware (probably by the creator himself seeking publicity) of an obvious troll game Jim, unable to resist food even figuratively, quickly took the bait and made a BAWWWW video about it and how GreenLight needs to start censoring shit before it even goes live. And thus, an obvious troll game that would have gone unnoticed were it not for Jim, got a bunch of free publicity and butthurt which was the only thing he was after.
Bravo, Jim.
Jim is okay with doxing
Sessler: You have every right to say it, and I have every right to call you a fucking asshole
and try to find your address and PUT IT OUT THERE
So in that case:
The fat wife (who cucks him)
Just like TotalBiscuit this pathetic excuse of a man, also has a gigantic wife, this one named Alex Manuel. This is however the size of TotalBiscuit, his wife, Jim Sterling, and half the population of Poland rolled into one fat blob of Social Justice. She's probably the reason Jim went all PC, this being the only pussy he can get and not wanting to lose it... Even though, in classic feminist fashion, she actually sleeps with other men (somehow) with his permission and probably never with him. Before just using all Jim's patreon money on buying twinkies, she was featured on Freethought Blogs. This fatty wrote about why she was an atheist. Yep, it is "her" alright. She also had her own shitty website, that was nothing but TL;DR blog posts about how much America sucks.
Who let the wild boars out?
In summary
See Also
- The Escapist
- MovieBob
- Jerry Peet - Got banned from The Escapist forum for calling Jim fat
- Kill The Faggot
- Cowkitty
- Destructoid
- Fat
- Britbong