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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Secretly, Joe wants to plow Alex.

Joe Crusher Pickles (better known as letmerok) is a special kind of retard. He's a weeaboo, a babyfur who's obsessed with seeing characters from Jewelpet in diapers, and a lolicon and hentai fanatic in his early 30's who thinks he has what it takes to become a part of the rest of the Internet. Unfortunately, whatever valuable potential he had was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.

Infancy

Joe has been on the Internet since 2013, and even then he was so pathetic that he resorted to stealing artwork (primarily babyfur pictures) and selling them as prints. He attributed his sick fetish to his brother (whom is clearly fake) and whenever people called him out, he behaved like all spergs would in the face of criticism. It wasn't until he was called out over his bullshit, causing him to blank his entire gallery and claim to start anew.

The Boy Who Cried Sperg

Recently, Joe has formed an obsession with an expendable sperg, and he won't go a single day without making his hateboner clear for all to see. It's unknown why Joe would focus on someone nobody cares about, though it's likely he's attempting to detract attention from his sordid past. If you're a commentator on YouTube or if you simply make stuff like cringe compilations, don't be surprised if Joe fills your inbox with at least one request to make a video about the sperg. Upon comparing both spergs, you'd realize that Joe has higher potential than any new age sperg.

About the sperg

Joe's life.
This says a lot, actually.

The sperg Joe obsesses over is a wannabe cartoon reviewer known as Alexander Cayford. Alex has been on the Internet for nearly a decade, and he started out as a typical expendable cartoon fanatic, populating all the popular sperg hotspots. As far as his YouTube history goes, he started off making anti 4Kids videos before he developed a hard-on for RebelTaxi and began making his own reviews. His reviews range anywhere between weird and bad, but overall, he's not interesting, at least not as interesting as Joe. You be the judge.

When the video is more cringeworthy than the artwork, you'd better call it a day.

Quotes

   
 
Pretty much the reason I don't to talk about this is due to I need to handle this matter myself. However this problem now escalates to a serious troll degree that I have no choice but to tell you what is seriously going on.

You see....we have a stubborn, stupid art thief here under the name letmerok who stole a TON of not-so-appropriate art (especially babyfur, UGH) and post it on his dA and Pixiv accounts. How do I know? Two of my commission pictures that were in my InkBunny account is stolen and posted them in his pixiv account.

The guy is a serious asshole. His gallery says it all: http://letmerok.deviantart.com/gallery/

Fortunately he uses them as an excuse to steal more art. And worse, uses the "Posted with permission" tagline, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! If you share your art, you must know you shouldn't steal and claim it as your own. And asking permission means you agree not to illegally distribute it.
 


 
 

Some furfag on Fur Affinity.

See also

  • Clay Claymore - Badgered him to make videos on Alexander Cayford.
  • GurigorloX - Made a much better cringe compilation on Alex, and even he's sick of Joe.Insert non-formatted text here
  • LeafyIsHere - Both suck at what they do so of course Joe is inspired by him.
  • Pyrocynical - Even Pyro inspires him.

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