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Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about [[Faggot|LGBT]] political issues, mainly opposing new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. [[Irony|Ironically]], his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.
Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about [[Faggot|LGBT]] political issues, mainly opposing new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. [[Irony|Ironically]], his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.


He will most likely [[An hero|41%]] himself before he's 30, unless he eats himself to death first, which is apparently the route he chose because he is now morbidly obese.
He will most likely [[An hero|41%]] himself before he's 30, unless he eats himself to death first, which is apparently the route he chose because he is now [[Fat|morbidly obese]].


==I Am Jazz==
==I Am Jazz==

Revision as of 23:41, 18 May 2023


Jazz Jennings
Born October 6, 2000
Nationality American
Twitter  @JazzJennings__
YouTube JazzJennings22
Instagram jazzjennings_


Jazz Jennings (deadname Jaron Bloshinsky) is an aging former "child trans-identified biological male" who was mercilessly psyopped as a toddler by his own mother Jeanette Jennings into believing that he is a girl in a boy's body. As one of the youngest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly became something of a poster child for trans youth. During his teenage years, his transition was heralded by trannies and their sympathizers as a shining example of success, as the cross-sex drugs had prevented him from developing any masculine features and caused him to grow tits. However, the medical consequences of having started hormone replacement therapy as a child became overwhelmingly apparent during his sex reassignment surgery. The subsequent trauma and suffering, coupled with the growing realization that no one actually thinks of him as being a woman anyway, has more or less crippled his psyche.

Jazz has basically no personality of his own and spends every waking moment of his free time complaining about LGBT political issues, mainly opposing new legislation being put forth in the interest of protecting children from being groomed into becoming trannies like he was. Ironically, his story stands as one of the most solid cautionary tales of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.

He will most likely 41% himself before he's 30, unless he eats himself to death first, which is apparently the route he chose because he is now morbidly obese.

I Am Jazz

"That's right, Timmy. Jewish doctors can make you into a pretty girl too!"

Jazz allegedly began to express when he was only 3 years old that he felt more like a girl than a boy. The vast majority of all children who experience such confusing feelings will resolve them on their own before reaching adulthood, absent of psychiatric intervention. Of course, while any sensible, rational parent with even a shred of interest in the toddler's wellbeing would have simply dismissed this as an over-active imagination, Jazz's mother chose to take advantage of the situation. Fully encouraging his new identity, and validating him with praise for playing with dolls and enjoying the color pink, Jeanette began to manipulate him down a lifelong path that would reward her with social gratification in the form of attention from the public.

A reality TV series has documented Jazz's life for 8 seasons and counting, showcasing to the entire world all the most personal details about his dating life, his relationships with his friends and family, his medical issues, and his obviously declining mental health. Cameramen have followed him into operating rooms while doctors examine the mutilated remains that used to be his cock and balls, and he is frequently shown breaking into tears from the crushing emotional weight of being a living medical experiment. His mother Jeanette once explained on the show that, in reaction to Jazz's increasing reluctance to shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up, she has literally woken him out of dead sleep with a lubricated dilator in hand and told him "Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!"

Medical Complications

Gluttony is the historical vice of the eunuch, for they are allowed no other pleasures.

Jazz was first prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy at age 12. Consequently, the development of his genitalia was stunted to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole operation was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. He is sterile, his nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual stimulation. And for all that, he still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. "Gender affirming care" has essentially made him into a eunuch with tits and a gaping axe wound.

The trauma inflicted upon Jazz from a life of being a medical experiment on public display has rendered him severely depressed, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause of his psychological turmoil is people who watch Fox News. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed a binge eating disorder and gained more than 100lbs in roughly one year's time. Whether his overeating developed as a comforting habit or as a result of his hypothalamus having been damaged by hormone therapy is the subject of debate, but most agree that is it likely some combination of the two.

Jazz experiences general malaise on a daily basis, and often complains that he does not "feel like himself, ever." These feelings of normlessness and confusion have been said to echo those of David Reimer, another male who was raised as a girl from infancy by the advice of Dr. John Money following a botched circumcision which completely destroyed his penis. David killed himself with a sawed-off shotgun in a grocery store parking lot at the age of 38.

See Also

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