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'''Diversity Russian Roulette''' (a.k.a. '''The Diversity Immigrant Visa Program''' and '''The Diversity Lottery''') is a [[government]] program in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] that was established by [[Shit nobody cares about|The Immigration Act of 1990]] and signed into law by [[mentally retarded]] ex-president [[George H.W. Bush|Bush 1.0]]. Despite sounding like something straight outta [[The Onion]], the Diversity Lottery is very much a real program and is [[srsly]] refered to as the "Diversity Lottery" even by the [[ | '''Diversity Russian Roulette''' (a.k.a. '''The Diversity Immigrant Visa Program''' and '''The Diversity Lottery''') is a [[government]] program in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] that was established by [[Shit nobody cares about|The Immigration Act of 1990]] and signed into law by [[mentally retarded]] ex-president [[George H.W. Bush|Bush 1.0]]. Despite sounding like something straight outta [[The Onion]], the Diversity Lottery is very much a real program and is [[srsly]] refered to as the "Diversity Lottery" even by the [[Feminist|neon-haired]] [[fucktards|cuntnuggets]] who actually support it. | ||
As even [[Dumbfuck|you]] can probably figure out from the name alone, the Diversity Lottery is [[literally]] a [[Gambling|lottery]] that hands out green cards to randomly-selected schmucks from [[Africa|third world]] shithole countries and helps them chase the [[DACA|American dream]] of [[Rapefugee|raping women and children]], [[Female circumcision|cutting off your daughter's clit with a pair of rusty scissors]] and [[Sayfullo Saipov|ramming a fucking truck into 20 people and killing 8 of them]] in [[Jew York City]] on [[Halloween]] of [[2017]]. Despite being the worst fucking idea ever, supporters of the Diversity Lottery actually believe that the risk of importing a bunch of [[Suicide Bomber|splodin' Muslims]] and serial [[rapist]]s is worth it as long as it makes the most diverse country on [[Earth]] even moar diverse and [[Cuckoldry|culturally enriched]]. | As even [[Dumbfuck|you]] can probably figure out from the name alone, the Diversity Lottery is [[literally]] a [[Gambling|lottery]] that hands out green cards to randomly-selected schmucks from [[Africa|third world]] shithole countries and helps them chase the [[DACA|American dream]] of [[Rapefugee|raping women and children]], [[Female circumcision|cutting off your daughter's clit with a pair of rusty scissors]] and [[Sayfullo Saipov|ramming a fucking truck into 20 people and killing 8 of them]] in [[Jew York City]] on [[Halloween]] of [[2017]]. Despite being the worst fucking idea ever, supporters of the Diversity Lottery actually believe that the risk of importing a bunch of [[Suicide Bomber|splodin' Muslims]] and serial [[rapist]]s is worth it as long as it makes the most diverse country on [[Earth]] even moar diverse and [[Cuckoldry|culturally enriched]]. | ||
Revision as of 23:27, 27 January 2018
Diversity Russian Roulette (a.k.a. The Diversity Immigrant Visa Program and The Diversity Lottery) is a government program in the Jewnited States of Americunts that was established by The Immigration Act of 1990 and signed into law by mentally retarded ex-president Bush 1.0. Despite sounding like something straight outta The Onion, the Diversity Lottery is very much a real program and is srsly refered to as the "Diversity Lottery" even by the neon-haired cuntnuggets who actually support it.
As even you can probably figure out from the name alone, the Diversity Lottery is literally a lottery that hands out green cards to randomly-selected schmucks from third world shithole countries and helps them chase the American dream of raping women and children, cutting off your daughter's clit with a pair of rusty scissors and ramming a fucking truck into 20 people and killing 8 of them in Jew York City on Halloween of 2017. Despite being the worst fucking idea ever, supporters of the Diversity Lottery actually believe that the risk of importing a bunch of splodin' Muslims and serial rapists is worth it as long as it makes the most diverse country on Earth even moar diverse and culturally enriched.
Butthurt Iranians Sue the U.S.
After the United States Supreme Court told a faggy rogue judge in Hawaii that President Donald J. Trump's travel ban is 100% constitutional and could go ahead, at least 100 Iranians who had previously won the diversity lottery were informed that no, they would not be getting into the U.S. and they would not be receiving green cards due to winning a stupid fucking raffle.
Naturally, the Iranian savages were buttmad after learning that they wouldn't be allowed into the U.S. after all and decided to file a class action lolsuit alleging that it was somehow unconstitutional for the U.S. to ban people from a terrorist nation from gaining a path to citizenship by drawing names out of a fucking hat.
—Sara63060024, buttmad that she can't blow herself up in America | ||
Liberals Are Fucking Retarded
—fateme21134797, showing off how fucking stupid libtards are | ||
See Also
External Links
Yemenis, Iranians sue U.S. State Department, ask for visas to be processed
#NoBanDvLottery2017- #NoBanDvLottery2018
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