Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 20, 2015

Pseudo-intellectual

A pseudo-intellectual is that faggot you saw on Facebook the other night touting his IQ of 135. It's that forum mongrel that won't shut the fuck up about themselves and how intelligent they are, and that social justice warrior on Twitter who won't quit pushing their misguided agenda – and it's also ironically used as an insult by other pseudo-intellectuals to denounce the opposition and attract attention.

The Internet is the world's safe haven for all of those USI-toting neckbearded beached whales who need to feel better than the people who bullied them in school. To find your nearest infestation of pseudo-intellectualism, simply go to your nearest niche forum, join a social media website, or start a blog! Like most things in life, there are a wide variety of types to be found, from your overly self-righteous vegan, to your gender-studies graduate with honors feminist, to your mommy blogger parenting expert. If you're looking for someone to educate you on everything, you're apparently doing wrong in life. The Internet has everything you never asked for!

Chances are you probably fit into one of these categories, in which case you should kill yourself.

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