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	“	My name is Julie, and I'm not a tranny	„
	—LambiSinClair

I'm a very important person on the Internet HURRRR

Template:Youtube2, AKA "Julie", is just one in a long line of attention whores on YouTube. While her masculine features and ginger hair are nothing to write home about, her unwarranted self-importance makes her believe that she's a serious business fetish performer. Although her average looks aren't enough to evoke even a semi from the typical pen0r, she does have a small following of fanboys who fap to her tl;dw videos on a regular basis. Here's an example of a typical LambiSinClair upload:

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Yes, it really is like that through the whole fucking video.!!!1

Despite her pronounced plainness, drama and fights seem to break out wherever she goes. Lucky for her though, there's always some eager fanboy ready and waiting to whiteknight for her, and throw himself under the bus for her honor.

Julie's Thoughts on the DMCA

Trolling is as trolling does, and some trolls like to DMCA for the lulz. Julie has received several DMCAs and lost several videos because of them. She could counter them, or not. Either way they're just videos. But in typical grandiosity, Julie has turned losing a few videos into a fight for her life.

	“	DMCA is a stupid law. Somebody copyrighted my face.	„
	—LambiSinClair

	“	This is going to get somebody killed someday.	„
	—LambiSinClair

SWF Seeks YouTube White Knight

Lambi is always getting herself into flame wars, since she believes that having red hair is some kind of excuse for having an unchecked temper. As she quickly found out, there's always some willing nerd ready and waiting to defend the honor of random wimminz on the interbutts.

	“	* When she runs up at you crying.. the first thing you say is..who's ass am i beating today baby?* I LOOOOOOVE THAT!!!!! :D	„
	—LambiSinClair, in her YouTube channel description

In reward for Internet heroisms, Julie makes private videos for guys that are stupid enough to stick up for her. As such, she's acquired a small following of neckbeards, like Template:Youtube2 and Template:Youtube2. Perhaps the most notable member among her minions is crippled YouTube partner Template:Youtube2. Tom has gone above and beyond the duty of her typical fanboys, even going so far as to host her videos on his channel when they get DMCAd by "the haters". As his reward, he got a very special private video.

	“	Thank you Tommy!! II LOOOOOOOVE YOUUUU!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥	„
	—LambiSinClair

For some reason, even though he already got teh n00dz, Tom felt he needed to reciprocate. Beware, this video is fucking bizarre, even by our standards. <video type="slutload" id="NYSzWMd51pg" width="450" height="337" desc="Tomken8dy sex tape" position="center" size="full" allowfullscreen="true"/>

	“	Julie? Look I'm using your dildo you sent me	„
	—tomken8dy

NOTE: tomken8dy, Mr. Anti-DMCA, has been DMCAing these vids on slutload.com. So here are the rapidshare links where you can download your very own copies. If Tom DMCAs these again they'll go on The Pirate Bay, Limewire, and whatever other torrent sites we can find.

~~Click here for the LambiSinClair video~~ - DMCA'd
~~Click here for the tomken8dy video~~ - DMCA'd

~~Click here for the LambiSinClair video~~

- As promised both videos are now available on Limewire and Frostwire, and should be picked up by The Pirate Bay crawl soon as well.

I Don't Have A Penis

Rumors spread on the interbutts like wildfire, and the rumor that Julie was a man seemed to keep recurring for her. In an effort to stop it, she agreed to show the video above to Template:Youtube2. He showed it to Template:Youtube2, who then showed it to everyone. It went viral, and soon everybody had seen it.

	“	Julie am I still your bitch?	„
	—tomken8dy

It's still unclear as to how Tom's very disturbing video got out, but the consensus is that that nigger should get some psychiatric help really soon.

Public Reactions

WiseGuy5674's Reaction to LambiSinClair

	“	Keep your clothes on...you're a fuckin' mutt	„
	—WiseGuy5674

	“	FUCK she has a big head	„
	—CourtneeeyCorpse

	“	When I grow up, I want to be an ugly whore, just like you!	„
	—kam1kazy

	“	ough TOMKen8dy is a freak I just saw a very disturbing video of him on encyclopediadramatica	„
	—Mike10dude, on Twitter

	“	Nice job making your meatus bleed, bro. Shit was so cash, dude.	„
	—SabotageKitty

Reactions to Wikification

Then he tried to vandalize the pastebin link in this article. What a hero.

	“	Do you want to get this woman killed, you assholes?	„
	—tomken8dy, as he valiantly reposts duplicates of her dox

	“	I made a call to the FBI earlier today about this issue for Julie. Spoke with the agent for about 30 minutes who told me, based on the docs of Julie and her family posted, and the video, and the threats made on both youtube and skped to Julie about this info being sent to her parents place of employment and the children's facebook, that several crimes had been already committed.	„
	—Template:Youtube2, Wants Tom's sloppy seconds

	“	UPDATE: Just informed by the investigator from the IC 3 complaint that the docs put on ED were placed there by ReptilianRuinerGirl and that they are tracing her information to pursue further action,	„
	—GuyfellowLimeJello, doing it wrong

	“	I don't give a shit about the videos. Dropping docs is OUT_OF_LINE btw The vids for ED are down again I didn't do it. If the guys at ED can produce docs on ALL FOUR OF MY GRANDPARENTS I'll make a SPECIAL vid for them. I WANT them to dig into my genealogy. That's REAL trouble.	„
	—tomken8dy, trying to create ridiculous diversions

Julie the Pedo

It had long been rumored that Julie preferred younger men. That wouldn't necessarily be a problem, except that some of those younger men turned out to be under the age of consent. In February of 2010, Julie pulled a Michelle Lyn Taylor, and made some illegal and unwanted sexual advances on a 15 year old boy, Template:Youtube2. Julie's white knight's have claimed that she was "just trying to help him".

File:Lambi to Coco about her ass.JPG

Julie "helping" 15 year old boys, with her ass.

In the comment above, Julie was referring to a private video that she planned on making for 15 year old Coco. Apparently she had tried to butter him up with a bunch of sob stories about her dog needing to go the vet, etc. When Coco made up some sob stories to reciprocate, she took that as her opening to step in and help him, with her ass. A couple months later, Coco tells her the cold hard truth.

File:Lambis victim fights back.JPG

Translation: YHBT YHL HAND O4l

Butthurt

Proof about epic butthurt:

File:Trollin333.png

After getting butthurt she'll BLOCK YOU. That's right. Also check out the white knight on the next picture, the basement dweller and an epic butthurt.

File:Trollin778.png

White Knight OMG

Seems this 'girl' has a white knight currently. Notice this white knight fails at cybersex.

Dox

Julie's Dox

Julie Dubois
40872 Gulliver
Sterling Heights. MI 48310
(586) 268-3526

Tom's Dox

Recycling makes sense. Send your new or used dildos here:
Tom Kennedy Jr.
PO Box 120196
Staten Island, NY 10312
-or-
Tom Kennedy Jr.
St. Elizabeth Ann's Health Care
& Rehabilitation Center
91 Tompkins Avenue
Staten Island, NY 10304
(718) 720-3779

Links

Tom's Links

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