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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you ever visited: hackerhavenforum. c o m ? Its a nice forum with nice members.

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: No, i haven't.

Stranger 2: heel no

Stranger 1: WHAT IS STHATTAAA?

Stranger 1: I'

Stranger 2: asl?

Stranger 1: I'm sorry for her rude behavior.

Stranger 1: I'm 21.

Stranger 1: My daughter here who typed the 2nd message is 5/

Stranger 1: I'm teaching her the dangers of the outside world.

Stranger 2: no prblm

Stranger 2: m/f?

Stranger 1: I'm female so is she.

Stranger 1: How about you?

Stranger 2: n say hi to ur daughter frm my self

Stranger 2: m shivam

Stranger 2: male ofcourse

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 1: okay. She is right here.

Stranger 1: HI TOOO YU TO'

Stranger 2: choooo chweeeeettttt

Stranger 2: hi babbbyyy how r u??

Stranger 1: Excuse me, she does not really understand the concept of 'CAPS LOCK'

Stranger 2: having fun wth mummy

Stranger 1: yeaa

Stranger 2: so what r u teaching her mam?

Stranger 1: we iss havin soo much funnnnnn111

Stranger 2: ummmm......

Stranger 1: The dangers of the outside world. Terrorists, rapists, perverted people. next we will be moving on to video where I will teach her about penis and sex.

Stranger 2: what mam at this tender age of 5

Stranger 1: Yes.

Stranger 2: ohhhhhh

Stranger 2: y so?

Stranger 1: Preperation. Earlier today infact she learned about periods and got to feel a real grown vagina.

Stranger 1: And breasts.

Stranger 2: ohhhh u having a lot of fun guess

Stranger 2: u horny mam ?

Stranger 1: Actually, slightly. Would you care to do the honors and be the one to perform sex with me for my daughter?

Stranger 2: ohhhh yeah ofcourse

Stranger 2: but u need to b a little fast

Stranger 2: cause im a machine

Stranger 1: You don't want to?

Stranger 2: y do u feel so?

Stranger 2: tell me howz ur vagna feelng jst nw

Stranger 1: Nevermind. I will need to ask you a few questions and then we get to it through exchanging addresses and such. Now, is your penis out?

Stranger 2: cause my cock is already in my hand

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 2: im having fun with it

Stranger 1: okay, now are you indian?

Stranger 2: u want it?

Stranger 2: ummm y>

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 1: Just asking?

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: Okay moving on... explain the definition of horny.

Stranger 1: For my daughter.

Stranger 2: ohh

Stranger 2: yar def...ummm okay

Stranger 2: its like u feel tooo much eagerness for sex

Stranger 2: n have a crazy longing to have dis cock

Stranger 1: This is the last question.

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: just answer.

Stranger 2: okay'

Stranger 1: Do you need motivation?

Stranger 2: for sex?

Stranger 1: no to answer the question..

Stranger 2: no but whats the ques?

Stranger 1: Define 'Horny'

Stranger 2: i have already done dats all knw

Stranger 1: okay. now i have one last statement before i give you my address.

Stranger 2: okay

Stranger 1: FUCK YOU. YOU SHOULD REALLY GO TO HELL. YOUR A SICK INDIAN PERV. YOU WILL BE FOREVER ALONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE ON THIS EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FAKE, I DID IT TO SEE YOUR REACTION. WOW YOU ACTUALLY WERE OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT I CLAIMED THAT MY BABY WAS TOUCHING ME INAPRPRIATLEY. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND NO GIRL WITH EVER TOUCH YOUR COCK.

Stranger 1: and is question asker, your still watching, im sure you agree.

Stranger 1: honestley fuck you. none of anything i said was real. not one bit.

Stranger 2: fuck u tooo bitch

Stranger 1: no you will go to hell. and no girl will ever like you you liar.

Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
Stranger: 1
You: Hi, this is Bill from Omegle, the charge we have filed against you is that you are a sandnigger =)
Stranger: hi this is Atif and what does it mean by sandnigger?
You: You are a Muslim who gets turned on by Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet!
You: Am I right?!
Stranger: han.....hello I am a Muslim but I dont know what is Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet?
You: All Muslim's have a magic carpet that they hide in their Koran, right
Stranger: I dont know anything about it can u explain it a lil bit
You: Okay, I'll explain it using a graph
You: I think
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
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Stranger: fuck u man
You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.]

Stranger: lookin 4 indian girl

You: This is an automated message, please press 1, or disconnect

Stranger: 1

You: The inappropriate behavior we have received reports of is that you appear to be a nigger.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This 28 year old man knows nothing about War!

Stranger: hi male here 

You: i,m looking for a woman who luv sex v much

You: Goodie!

You: please fuck me

Stranger: hi baby

Stranger: sure i will

Stranger: ur age/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: i will fuck u till u cum nd squirt 3 times b 4 i cum

You: Bullocks.

Stranger: ur name plz ?

You: My name is Adolf

You: Sorry, Eva

Stranger: boy?

You: That is my Fiance.

You: Boy?

Stranger: ok ur age?

You: What is a boy

You: I'm a cougar

Stranger: my dick is 7 inchs when loose nd 9 when up v hard

Stranger: oh nice

You: You like it? So did all the Sweden. . .

Stranger: sure i do. tell me ur clitoris is big?

You: Nah, It's still tiny.

Stranger: oh i luv it baby

You: Oh baby, just tell me where are you from?

Stranger: which position u luv most?

You: Anything close to Spooning.

Stranger: i,m from italy baby

Stranger: i do all kind of hard sex

You: I'd love to catch a plane to italy right away.

Stranger: plz i will host u

You: No no no, I will host YOU, IN ME.

You: How do you like it?

Stranger: sure i will i,m urs baby

You: Of course you are.

Stranger: ur pussy lips is long?

You: Do you like it long?

Stranger: i dont mind any i luv to suck,m

You: immmmm

Stranger: and licking ur whole pussy too

You: Immmmmmm, you make me wet like a fish.

You: Do you like to do threesome with my fiance sexy Italian man?

Stranger: and putting my long tongue deep into ut hole pussy , tongue fucking @ 1st

Stranger: sure i do all for ur sake baby

You: Goodie gum drops, I have to tell Adolf.

Stranger: which position u like?

You: Listen, I have a fettish for doing it in the bath when thousands of people are watching.

Stranger: very ggood. but can u handle 3 hours nonstop hard fucking?

You: You can do that?

You: You must be some sort of superman!

Stranger: ofc. baby i luv sex v much i never give up

You: Never give up on me baby.

Stranger: by nature baby

You: Ooh, kinky

Stranger: never promise u

Stranger: i lick ur whole body too piece by piece

Stranger: below ur shoulders too

Stranger: licking ur holeass as well

You: PIECE BY PIECE, Adolf did that too. . .

Stranger: everywhere baby

You: Oh, I have second thought about my fiance!

You: You are so promising.

Stranger: but, my cock is very thick too

Stranger: sure take my word baby

You: Oh god, my mouth is wet and jewcy

You: juicy*

Stranger: oh i luv to suck ur tongue baby

Stranger: ur neck licking too

You: Oh, I'm your crack addict shore already.

Stranger: ur tits are big?

You: Yes, my neck licks stuff.

You: Oh you can't imagin. . .

Stranger: i luv to suck ur nipples

You: I'm gonna cut them off and have them sent to your address.

Stranger: tell me plz u like anan sex too?

Stranger: anal?

You: Anan sex, ooh I just love to repeat that over and over.

Stranger: anal sex?

You: Oh yea, that too.

You: Babyyyyyyyyyyy

You: I long for your sausage.

Stranger: u wanna me to fuck u dry or put some oil?

You: Can I tell what I like?

Stranger: sure

You: I like role play, do you know role play?

Stranger: oh yeah, but why ?

You: It makes me feel. . . you know?

You: I love historical characters

Stranger: yes baby

You: So YOU DO KNOW.

Stranger: yes pls start

You: Nah, not just yet. You have to be patient my thicker man.

Stranger: ok

You: It might ruin the mood now but you have to read a few lines of a history book, so you can repeat word by word.

Stranger: ok

You: Tell me, how old are you?

Stranger: 28

You: Oh, Well I'm older than you. . .

You: No worries. . .

You: You can call me Aunt. do you like to call me aunt?

Stranger: dosnt matter

Stranger: how old r u?

You: 37

Stranger: oh i luv old women baby

You: I'm not old baby.

Stranger: they good in bed

You: Of course I am

You: Do you like to Call me your Aunt Frank?

Stranger: ur pussy is squishy?

Stranger: sure

You: Squishy, Oh kinky

You: Oh I am your Anne for ever

Stranger: i luv to fuck good squishy pussies baby

You: I love to fuck your brains out baby.

You: Tell me about it.

Stranger: i,m urs baby i think u will drive me crazy

You: Oh, I made the whole world crazy back then when I was younger.

Stranger: plz describe ur body to me to imagine u well

You: Put your hands around your meety thick rooster.

You: rub it slowly up and down. . .

You: That is what you are going to do for the next few years sugar plum.

Stranger: and?

You: Imagin that i'm doing it.

You: Wanking

You: Wanking

You: And wanking

Stranger: are u going to worm me up?

You: Worm and eel

You: How do you like it?

Stranger: my dick getting up baby

Stranger: not bad

You: Oh yea? That is one uncontrolable dick honey smack.

You: Do you want me to spit on it?

Stranger: better to lick nd suck

You: Do you want me to finger you while I'm sucking you?

Stranger: leave that for me to doit for u baby i will fingering ur holes

You: Oh yea baby, I have seven holes. . . This is going to be a long long night.

You: Call my name

Stranger: i luv to fuck all ur holes baby

You: Oh you have no idea. . .

Stranger: aunt

You: Aunt frank bitch

You: Call my name

You: Anne frank

You: Caaaaaaaaaaaaall me

Stranger: anne frank

You: ooooooof

You: you know it baby

Stranger: i wanna fuck u right now u ready?

You: Oh yea baby, just wait for me to go to the loo

Stranger: ok

You: Which part of italy are you from?

You: I'm booking tickets.

Stranger: roma baby nd u?

You: Oh, the sexy sexy roma.

Stranger: plz answer

You: I'm answering baby

You: What you want to know?

Stranger: which part are u from?

You: Europe baby.

Stranger: where in europe

Stranger: ?

You: Abdonazia

You: Former Russia

Stranger: where is that/

Stranger: oh yes

You: Baby, I have to pack to come to you.

Stranger: may i fuck ur ass hole now?

You: Now and then.

You: It's all yours baby

Stranger: i luv that

Stranger: i,m so close to ur asshole right now

You: I'm closer to that

Stranger: try to insert tip of my dick

You: Baby, I have to pack

Stranger: u wanna dry or oily baby?

Stranger: plz

You: I want both

You: dry while oily

Stranger: oh nice, now half of my dick into ur holeass u feel?

You: Fuck my windows.

You: do it you

Stranger: more deep

Stranger: deeper baby

Stranger: plz squeeze over my hard dick

Stranger: move againest my cock

Stranger: move fast plz

Stranger: hard

Stranger: fast plz

Stranger: dont stop moveing

You: ihim

Stranger: much more plz

Stranger: faster plz

You: is that good enough?

Stranger: i feel i reach ur stomach

You: You did

Stranger: no never enough

You: YOU FEEL THE RIGHT THING

Stranger: from ass to mouth now

You: Oh god, it's the otherway around

Stranger: plz bitting my hard dick by ur teeth

You: Oh, I have a Giotin for that matter.

You: I found it in the Adolf's backyard.

You: Do you like it?

Stranger: while i.m fucking ur mouth. i,m fingering ur holes

You: Oh yea, finger me nose

Stranger: sure

You: Of course you do.

You: You are my fettish hobby.

Stranger: i finger ur innes

You: Oh my INNES is burning.

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: now from mouth 2 pussy

Stranger: plz

Stranger: sleep on ur back

You: read this for me while you are fucking me

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II

Stranger: wat is that?

You: Don't ask question IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX BABY.

Stranger: ok sweet-heart ok

Stranger: i,m fucking ur pussy now

Stranger: plz squeeze on my dick

Stranger: my finger deep into ur hole ass while fucking u

You: This is the 17th time I'm squeezing it baby.

Stranger: keep

You: Talk italian for me

Stranger: dont stop

Stranger: i wanna feel u

Stranger: u hot i luv that

Stranger: from pussy to ass once more baby

You: TALK ITALIAN

Stranger: i could reach ur belly botton

Stranger: io voglio fari la mori con te

You: More

You: Mooooooore

You: I'm cumming

Stranger: ur ass is very soft

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: wait

Stranger: i wanna u to squirt same time u cum

You: You know what I find sexy in languages?

Stranger: u wanna tast a few drops of my sperm

You: You came? :]

You: I WANNA U TO drop some of that into the river

Stranger: no not yet a few drops ony for ur tast

Stranger: just to taste it

You: It's like firefighters. . .

Stranger: how u find

You: I LOVE INDIA

Stranger: why

You: They sexy

You: Been there

Stranger: u never been in italy?

You: Nah

Stranger: u wanna cum?

You: I wanna

Stranger: plz

Stranger: when u wanna come to me?

You: When can you take me?

Stranger: i,m ready baby believe me

You: I believe you

You: I Came


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