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'''Loki Blackfang''' (known to friends and family as '''Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff''') was a proud transsexual sodomite and rampant member of the furry fandom, who went on to provide proof that there is a supernatural guardian when he and a fellow fur were promptly removed from the Earth after an automobile accident of comical proportions. A true blessing the occurrence was, as not only did it remove Loki and his bum-drilling ways, but another disgusting fur as well. Utterly devastated, Loki's "mate" [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaza/ Kaza], being slightly smarter than the average fur, used her timely passing as a flawlessly executed excuse to solicit money and various other favors from numerous [[FurAffinity]] users. Said users then began tirelessly licking Loki's metaphorical asshole (remember, his real anus was severed with the rest of his body) despite not knowing his unimportance during his, thankfully brief, time on Earth. | '''Loki Blackfang''' (known to friends and family as '''Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff''') was a proud transsexual sodomite and rampant member of the furry fandom, who went on to provide proof that there is a supernatural guardian when he and a fellow fur were promptly removed from the Earth after an automobile accident of comical proportions. A true blessing the occurrence was, as not only did it remove Loki and his bum-drilling ways, but another disgusting fur as well. Utterly devastated, Loki's "mate" [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaza/ Kaza], being slightly smarter than the average fur, used her timely passing as a flawlessly executed excuse to solicit money and various other favors from numerous [[FurAffinity]] users. Said users then began tirelessly licking Loki's metaphorical asshole (remember, his real anus was severed with the rest of his body) despite not knowing his unimportance during his, thankfully brief, time on Earth. | ||
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Loki Blackfang (known to friends and family as Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff) was a proud transsexual sodomite and rampant member of the furry fandom, who went on to provide proof that there is a supernatural guardian when he and a fellow fur were promptly removed from the Earth after an automobile accident of comical proportions. A true blessing the occurrence was, as not only did it remove Loki and his bum-drilling ways, but another disgusting fur as well. Utterly devastated, Loki's "mate" Kaza, being slightly smarter than the average fur, used her timely passing as a flawlessly executed excuse to solicit money and various other favors from numerous FurAffinity users. Said users then began tirelessly licking Loki's metaphorical asshole (remember, his real anus was severed with the rest of his body) despite not knowing his unimportance during his, thankfully brief, time on Earth.
Is a wonderful person.
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Upon discovering the joyous event, Loki's partner Kaza was emotionally decimated at the highest degree, realizing he was now forced to find another man/shemale to leech off of whilst he spent 12-14 hours a day engaged in endless roleplay chats. Describing himself as "Ill beat you down and then laugh at your bloody helplessly dead corpse. Dead corpses are funny. You can make then dance with strings" on his Twitter, has been able to confirm that even in his work-less status, he too was able to enjoy the loss of scum from the world. Hoping FurAffinty would sucker into handing over his every whim, Kaza blogged up a quick sob story and watched as the furries shared their "deepest condolences".
Textbook case of Memorial Page Tourism
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See also
- Gizgiz - Isn't it nice when perverts die?
SanguineZombie - His Twitter
lokiblackfang on FurAffinity- (local) News article about the hilarity
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