Brittany Holechko

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Internet Hate Machine (or IHM for short; also known as Brittany Marie Holechko irl, b. April 6, 1990), not to be confused with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Internet Hate Machine, is a 20-year-old bipolar, internet dating, poseur mallgothic whale of an attention whore who admits that the internet is all she has (besides a home, a bed, food to eat, water supply, ect.) . She is a former Patriotic Nigra (kicked out for being a faggot), ex-member of the FCTC, and the creator usurper of a shit imageboard known as 94chan.org. Allegedly, Brittany has been trolling since 2005. This was when she first realized that no one would take her seriously, and dropped out of middle school was kicked out of middle school in 8th grade for picking a fight with the dean of the school after she got in trouble for violating the school's dress code by wearing her trenchcoat.

In addition to obesity and an obsession with self-photography, IHM suffers from a common disorder that makes her unable to socialize in the real world without fault. When she's not busy updating her vampirefreaks or myspace, she's threatening others with retrieval of their personal info for raids by friends she has at i. Not to worry though; either almost nothing happens or her information is completely inaccurate.

Because of the trauma from her fucked-up childhood, IHM is unable to tell the difference between friends and trolls. This leads to her depending on her internet friends for emotional comfort, claiming that "everything she's done was done for them."

Early Life and Family

True story

Brittany had a very troubled family life as a youth. One day her father was disappoint and decided to shoot himself right in front of her. On top of this, her mother gave her bipolar disorder and her uncle also raped her. Well, I guess that's one way for your family to show their love for you. IHM is also a middle school dropout, because kids at school would laugh at her massive amounts of piercings and ninth wonder of the world physique.

Lolinternet

FCTC

Last Thursday, Brittany was brought into the FCTC's inner circle because she had doxed an underage furfag, despite the fact that said furfag had trolled circles around her. After the novelty of having a female in a trolling group wore off, and the FCTC got tired of having a cumdumpster groupie around, they decided to ditch her - leaving her cold, naked and defenseless.

Brittany also seems to have been caught up in the illusion of being anonymous, forgetting that part of being anonymous is actually not having your dox posted everywhere.

	“	but yeah she claimed she can hack and shit and i asked her to show me something she couldn't even do anything simple all she had was a stupid site to pull ip's XD i was like want me to show you how to ddos? lol she got all excited	„
	—AnonymousX on IHM's l33t hacking abilities

To further push her internet tough guy front, IHM likes to make believe that she's a 1337 hax0r. She says she is capable when it comes to HTML/CSS, but fails so hard that she steals myspace layouts and removes all credit from the original author.

aush0k

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aush0k is a BOSS.

IHM has had various little conflicts with irrelevant people, but one long-running fight has been with an Australian hacker under the alias aush0k, who's notable for pwning the shit out of 420chan's Kirtaner. Her running her cock sucking mouth irritated him to the point where he felt the need to attack. By attack, I mean send a SWAT team to her house on three different occasions, from the same police department. She can no longer order take-away from any of her favorite restaurants due to her ruination tactics being used on herself, forcing her to find other ways to suppress her depression other than excessive eating. On top of the daily pizza floods, he filled IHM's modem with over 900,000,000 rice packets per second, knocking her offline for a couple of hours. Not to mention ordering a ton of sand to her house, which she would later eat have shoveled into her vagina. She would soon attempt to gather aushc0ck's personal information, and have the authenticity of the info she gathered questioned to this very day due to being a worthless obese slut. Ironically, her and aush0k at once had an intimate relationship, which was unsurprisingly held over the internet, and felt like a stupid whore when YHBT had flip turned her e-mail inbox upside down.

(Listen to her heartbreak)

Notable e-Lovers

	“	she's more or less told me she tried going after VM, Icky-chan, PaperTriamgles... all of the female trolls because she assumed the rest would have no choice but to fall for her if she was the only female around	„
	—Anonymous

File:IHMcameforCWC.jpg

A challenger appears.

Like most fat, hideous, basement dwellers, IHM has been known to do a lot of online dating. Most, if not all of her e-lovers have been trolls, cheaters, or complete faggots. Trolling IHM by pretending to be a lover is a common pastime, and follows a very simple pattern: Tell her you think she can hack and is "boss," let her develop a high-strung emotional attachment (built on a terrible inferiority complex that probably has to do with height, loneliness and the ability to set off metal detectors from a distance), and when she gets to the point of trying to be on the phone with you 24/7, tell her to fuck off. You will receive her terrible wrath of text message spam and threatening to get someone else to hack you, and receive such delights as live video feeds of wrist-cutting. This whole process takes about a day or two, which is also the length of time most can tolerate it for. The current record is somewhere around 2 weeks, done by someone with an IRL girlfriend to help them.

Here is a list of some, but not all of her e-loverstrolls. Ask for their stories!

• Kakama
• Kakama's roommate
• Aush0k
• FrizzleFry101
• Ghost exodus
• Dei3and8
• Soviet
• Ickeriss
• A 15 year old girl posing as a male hipster
• You could be next!

Ickeriss Scandal

Moar info: Ickeriss69.

LOOK @ ME IMMA REAL TROLL GUISE!!1!1

Sometime ago Brittany met a troll called Ickeriss. They both had a lot in common, one being a bisexual self-proclaimed epin-ween troll and the other one being exactly the same but in female form. Due to the fact both thought they were Internet superheroes, they decided to meet up in real life to form overweight, bipolar children with a large amount of USI. After people discovered how low Ickeriss's standards were, he decided to fabricate a story about how IHM had tried to rape him.

The result of this hideous affair was LULZY yet still saturated in fail. Ickeriss managed to fuck the hambeast and yet was too much of a useless faggot to get any nudes. However, like a true failure he did manage to have a video of him fapping released recently this year, so at least we have a bent cawk to look at. Which is just great.

No matter which of the stories is true, her raping ickeriss or him just being desperate, I think we can all agree that it went as well as can be expected from these two. Not only did we not get to enjoy her nudes, but we also don't get to see what the offspring of two of the best trolls on the internet would look like, or see how long it would take for her to become an hero in front of her kids like daddy did for her.

Spoiler Alert: He wasn't kidnapped.

Youtube responses

Lardy Gaga - Shrapnel Face

The Tophats - The Bel Air of IHM

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The Deliah Sykes Incident

IHM had been keeping one of her troll friends around by blackmailing him. That's the only way she can keep any of her friends around, apparently.

He and a group of friends decided to flame her on 94chan, and she started oinking that she had an IP address on one of them and that she was going to get dox with it. The IP belonged to a 15 year old troll. IHM can be trolled even by 15 year old girls.

IHM was added on MSN a little later by a male member of the group, who apologized for his friends' rude behavior and offered to give IHM information on the girl who had been trolling her. It was love at first sight for Brittany, who began saying things like "You're my new buddeh ;3" to her new hipster prey. IHM learned that the girl trolling her was named Deliah Sykes, was fifteen, and went to Judge Catholic High School, in Utah. She tried frantically to dig up information on the girl, not knowing that the person she was trying to find didn't exist, the information was all false, and that her new soulmate had been the same person all along. Brittany even paid Intellius.com to try and find a phone number on Deliah Sykes.

The young troll, under the guise of the 20 year old man, told IHM that Deliah Sykes was going on stickam to cry about being doxed. Instead, she revealed herself and told IHM that the whole thing had been a sham. Before leaving and blocking, all Brittany had to say was "epic".

The Josef Saga

Last thursday, a former DMR member/ex-elover named phuxx0r leaked some screenshots of an msn conversation he was having with IHM. In the screenshots, IHM was seen with an androgynous-looking, long-haired blond individual. He was later revealed to be a submissive faggot named Josef Musial, an emaciated young man from Illinois whom IHM had unsurprisingly met on the internets in September 2009. Josef's sudden inclusion into Brittany's life only further shows that she has a thing for girly looking, long haired faggots.

ETA

Being the e-whore that she is, Brittany at one point, e-dated GhostExodus, the leader of a tightly knit group of skiddies known as the Electronik Tribulation Army. It has been alleged that she made ghost stoop to such lows as singing on cam. However Ghost had just been psyopping Brittany in order to obtain her dox, which he later dropped.

Leader Ghost Exodus is now spending time in Prison trying not to drop the soap. "What did he get sentenced for"? you might ask, "Was it for DDoSing 94chan that one time"? No, actually it was for "hacking" an air-conditioner at the hospital he worked at.

Social Networking

If vanity is for faggots, then that means....

The hardest troll on the internet must also have many myspaces. IHM does such a good job with these myspaces that she drops her first and last name there along with her blogs about being raped on a ferry wheel by an old man after smoking weed. IHM's primary myspace homepage also consists of bullshit subtle threats, interest and hobbies, a layout most likely made in the days of Web 1.0, and plenty of camwhoring goodness. She also uses Vampirefreaks (PREMIUM) because she's a fat goth.

94chan

94chan

Foundation	???? 200?
Major Boards	/b/, /i/, /prank/
Epic Wins	lol none
Website	94chan.org

94chan.org is IHM's successful attempt at making a chan website and proving to the almighty boss aush0k that she indeed does have l337 computer skills. Contrary to popular belief, 94chan was infact never IHM's website to begin with. The site was originally created by a furfag whose friend had given IHM server-side access for reasons unknown. It has been alleged though that she broke the site by making one too many wordfilters in a vein attempt to outwit her friends who now hate and troll her. Going to the site you'll see a a black page with text claiming that the board's return is inevitable. The board's return has been inevitable since at least July '09, but not quite 100 years ago. Like everything with Brittany, it still is, and was complete shit. Even when it was open.

	“	We're back. The Phoenix that is 94chan will never completely die.	„
	—IHM on her nonexistent chan

January 2010 Shitstorm

In early 2010, IHM was involved in a heated feud with KrappleGuy, creator of Legi0n. Working with IHM's former co-admin on 94chan known as TK, Krapple, Ickeriss, and co. managed to gain control of 94chan. Pretty epic trolling, huh? Well, until you consider the fact that Legi0n had to enlist the help of a pedophile furfag to "hack" a tiny chan site. A perfect example of trolls trolling trolls.

Patriotic Nigras

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

FRIZZLE!!!!

I TOLD YOU I LOVE FRIZZLE! *cries*

god dommot sovot

Basically in March of 2009 a PN member named Soviet trolled her into believing that he doxed the PN's leader and was going to take over the Patriotic Nigras with that information. Soviet giggled as IHM cried over her spammed chan that Soviet dropped some lulzy images that promoted the Soviet Union. IHM cried for an hour and twenty minutes on skype to some person about how she loved Frizzle, Soviet went too far, Aush0k, how calling her a troll is a disgrace to trolls everywhere, and among other things, threatening to come back as a new IHM, hopefully with a diminished hundredtons of fat.

Trolled on Skype again

One day in late January 2010, Second Life user and owner of the 4chan-themed Woodbury University sim, Tizzers Foxchase, stumbled upon IHM's ED page and proceeded to contact IHM on skype, bitchslap her, and send her back to the kitchen.

[3:00:21 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Oh hay girl, what's poppin?
[3:00:30 AM] IHM: Who is this.
[3:00:39 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I'm your new bff okay.
[3:01:05 AM] IHM: No actually, you're not. I'm seeing some SL shit on your twitter. I'm assuming you're a furfag.
[3:01:36 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Hahaha this is the part where you proceed to act like a troll.
[3:01:59 AM] IHM: >act like a troll Hell, yiff in it.
[3:02:12 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: But we all know you're just a hot topic fatty. Frizzlefry hates you.
[3:02:35 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: You're everything he fights against, you so desperately lust for his cock that your female brain is blinded by it.
[3:02:37 AM] IHM: Does he? I might as well PM him on MSN and ask him that right now.
[3:03:22 AM] IHM: As for me lusting for his cock, that's funny considering I'm engaged and my fiance is right beside me. Nice fail there. Before you approach me, do your homework.
[3:04:08 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: haha poor piece of internet hambeast neckbeard, suckered into your lair of fail and cheeseburgers.
[3:04:33 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I lol'd
[3:04:38 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: He must be so desperate
[3:04:45 AM] IHM: >internet hambeast neckbeard
He's thin, and he doesn't have facial hair. Good job on doing your homework. Go outside, it might do some good.
[3:05:06 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I think I'll listen to this instead
[3:05:06 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: http://lulz-enterprises.789chan.org/ihm.mp3
[3:05:25 AM] IHM: Good, you go do that. brb sex + bed. Have fun fapping to me on the internet and stalking all of my profiles.
[3:06:02 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Do you make cow noises when you take it in the ass?
[1/23/2010 6:01:59 AM] IHM: Do you have to put sex and animals in the same sentence every time because it's your fetish? Sick fuck.
[1/23/2010 6:02:30 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: No I just can't help but correlate the two when I see your face.
[1/23/2010 6:03:07 AM] IHM: Oh of course, because you're the next wolfee darkfang and everything you think about has to involve an animal resembling a human or vice versa, yeah, I know your kind really well.
[1/23/2010 6:05:26 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: When in doubt call everybody a furry.
[1/23/2010 6:05:31 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Works every time
[1/23/2010 6:06:03 AM] IHM: http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/Tizzers_Foxchase Doesn't it?
[1/23/2010 6:06:08 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: u mad
[1/23/2010 6:07:00 AM] IHM: Oh so you're the girl I hear about sometimes from nigras
[1/23/2010 6:07:02 AM] IHM: Hilarious
[1/23/2010 6:07:38 AM] IHM: I'll have Frizzle tell me the whole story a bit later
[1/23/2010 6:07:57 AM] *** Tizzers Foxchase added Frizzlefry ***
[1/23/2010 6:08:03 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Okay
[1/23/2010 6:08:15 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Sup frizzle, I found a new friend.
[1/23/2010 6:08:25 AM] IHM: Oi Frozzle, tell me about this girl here
[1/23/2010 6:09:23 AM] IHM: He's afk, I'm asking him on MSN
[1/23/2010 6:09:44 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I lol'd. I could listen to this MP3 all day.
[1/23/2010 6:10:03 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: No amount of possible trolling you might conjure can ever undo this hilarity of this recording.
[1/23/2010 6:10:11 AM] IHM: Oh don't worry, I'm sure I'll be hearing quite a bit about this dramafest of yours I'm reading about
[1/23/2010 6:10:19 AM] IHM: Seems you're still up to that dramaing too, huh
[1/23/2010 6:10:24 AM] IHM: How's that going for you
[1/23/2010 6:10:42 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Fucking great, all of my roommates are loling so loud
[1/23/2010 6:10:47 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: You're being blasted through 5.1 surround sound
[1/23/2010 6:10:51 AM] IHM: Good
[1/23/2010 6:11:41 AM] IHM: How much time do you spend on SL everyday? Seems you're not too popular there huh
[1/23/2010 6:12:03 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I don't care about things like internet popularity
[1/23/2010 6:12:28 AM] IHM: Is that so? Because you seemed to care enough to add me on skype and bitch to me for oh, 15 minutes before I got bored and walked away.
[1/23/2010 6:12:36 AM] IHM: And it's funny, you're still here bitching after how many hours?
[1/23/2010 6:13:11 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: [6:12 AM] IHM: Is that so? Because you seemed to care enough to successfully troll me for oh, 15 minutes before I raged and walked away.
[1/23/2010 6:13:12 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Fixed
[1/23/2010 6:13:45 AM] IHM: Yes, because I raged so hard at 4 AM because of some irrelevant dramawhore looking to suck cock on SL whining to me on Skype
[1/23/2010 6:13:47 AM] IHM: Yep, so raged
[1/23/2010 6:13:59 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Its cool bro
[1/23/2010 6:14:01 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I understand
[1/23/2010 6:14:18 AM] IHM: Why don't you go tweet about it along with your 4chan and SL tweets
[1/23/2010 6:14:54 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: k
[1/23/2010 6:14:55 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: That's
[1/23/2010 6:14:59 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: A pretty good idea
[1/23/2010 6:15:21 AM] IHM: I'm sure that's the highlight of your day, spending 24/7 online making tweets about 4chan
[1/23/2010 6:15:27 AM] IHM: Yep, what a great life you lead.
[1/23/2010 6:15:43 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Well I donno about all of that but hearing you baw over voice had made my week.
[1/23/2010 6:15:45 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Thank you
[1/23/2010 6:15:47 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: thank you for that
[1/23/2010 6:16:04 AM] IHM: Because you have nothing else going for you, and that's quite apparent
[1/23/2010 6:16:20 AM] IHM: So you can continue bitching, moaning, dramaing all over this skype convo for all I care
[1/23/2010 6:16:26 AM] IHM: If you want to obsess over me, feel free
[1/23/2010 6:16:28 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I lol'd
[1/23/2010 6:16:31 AM] IHM: You're doing a wonderful job.
[1/23/2010 6:19:10 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2c/Interneteatmachine.jpg
[1/23/2010 6:19:12 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I JUST WANT TO DIE
[1/23/2010 6:19:16 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: EVERYTHING HURTS I CANT TAKE IT
[1/23/2010 6:19:17 AM] IHM: I wish you would.
[1/23/2010 6:19:31 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Bwwwwahahaha.
[1/23/2010 6:19:46 AM] IHM: Until you give me something other than a failed attempt at getting me riled up, you'll be irrelevant.
[1/23/2010 6:20:09 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: ^____^
[1/23/2010 6:20:40 AM] IHM: If this is seriously the best you can do, it makes me wonder what's wrong with people these days.
[1/23/2010 6:20:50 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: i luv u
[1/23/2010 6:21:05 AM] IHM: I can tell
[1/23/2010 6:22:06 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: God damn you -are- a disgrace to trolls, look at you. LOL
[1/23/2010 6:22:19 AM] IHM: LOL HURRR I BASE MY LIFE ON INTERNET
[1/23/2010 6:22:46 AM] IHM: IHM yawns
[1/23/2010 6:24:23 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: You're just some lonely, overweight cunt that shops at hot topic and chases internet trolls because that's the best you can do.
[1/23/2010 6:24:44 AM] IHM: Oh look, more regurgitated carbon copy shit
[1/23/2010 6:24:52 AM] IHM: I'm still waiting for something original/offensive
[1/23/2010 6:25:02 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: LOL you're completely out of material. Good game I win.
[1/23/2010 6:25:30 AM] IHM: Really? Because it looks like you just took words from me, and turned it around.
[1/23/2010 6:25:38 AM] IHM: You're horrible at this.
[1/23/2010 6:26:05 AM] IHM: 'Tizzasters' is quite the name, and it portrays you in your true form
[1/23/2010 6:26:25 AM] IHM: Self destructive, dramatic, whiny, 4chan and SL obsessed
[1/23/2010 6:26:32 AM] IHM: Good one.
[1/23/2010 6:26:54 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I am super kawaii, you however are roughly the size of the average beluga whale.
[1/23/2010 6:27:28 AM] IHM: How many memes/chan shit have you spewed at me within the time period? Have you ever attempted logic/wit?
[1/23/2010 6:27:32 AM] IHM: I don't think so.
[1/23/2010 6:27:43 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e8/Brittany_with_mudkip.jpg
[1/23/2010 6:27:51 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Your chan argument is void.
[1/23/2010 6:28:06 AM] IHM: Yeah, and so is that picture considering it's from early 2008
[1/23/2010 6:28:12 AM] IHM: Find something more recent to throw at me
[1/23/2010 6:28:13 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Once a faggot always a faggot.
[1/23/2010 6:28:23 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I WANT FRIZZLE BACK
[1/23/2010 6:28:24 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: BAWWWWWWWWW
[1/23/2010 6:28:27 AM] IHM: That recording is damn near a year old now, so until you give me something recent/relevant
[1/23/2010 6:28:30 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I WANT MY FRIZZLE
[1/23/2010 6:28:34 AM] IHM: I'm unaffected.
[1/23/2010 6:28:47 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I'm not LOL
[1/23/2010 6:28:50 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: FUCKING BRILLIANT
[1/23/2010 6:29:26 AM] IHM: k
[1/23/2010 6:29:39 AM] IHM: Is that all?
[1/23/2010 6:29:50 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Show tits
[1/23/2010 6:29:53 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Actually
[1/23/2010 6:29:54 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: nevermind
[1/23/2010 6:29:59 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I don't want to see your saggy gross shit
[1/23/2010 6:30:07 AM] IHM: Those are for Josef, and I don't think I'd ever show my tits to a jew
[1/23/2010 6:30:43 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: You know your PN wiki from 2007, gold star.
[1/23/2010 6:31:32 AM] IHM: I've not followed PN happenings in quite awhile, nor have I followed internet happenings. See, there's this great place, it's called outside. I'd tell you to try it, but you're hopeless.
[1/23/2010 6:32:11 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Outside place, where you bag groceries and scare away small children.
[1/23/2010 6:32:41 AM] IHM: That's a lot better than what you're doing, SL and twitter all the time huh
[1/23/2010 6:33:04 AM] IHM: Specifically SL, because your first life isn't so awesome is it, so you have to go live it out on SL
[1/23/2010 6:33:12 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: You are so done, choke on your words harder bitch.
[1/23/2010 6:33:17 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Makes me all hot and bothered
[1/23/2010 6:33:22 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Almost as much as hearing you cry
[1/23/2010 6:33:26 AM] IHM: Oh no, not the e-threats
[1/23/2010 6:33:36 AM] IHM: What a tough guy
[1/23/2010 6:33:52 AM] IHM: You like to throw it at linden labs too don't you? Too bad nobody cares enough to listen
[1/23/2010 6:34:04 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/64/Brittany_and_josef.jpg
[1/23/2010 6:34:06 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Pic related
[1/23/2010 6:34:09 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: it's me and my bitch
[1/23/2010 6:34:19 AM] IHM: More 4chan memes
[1/23/2010 6:34:25 AM] IHM: As I said before, hopeless.
[1/23/2010 6:34:47 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: I HAVNT FELT THIS MUCH PAIN SINCE MY PARENTS DIED
[1/23/2010 6:34:48 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: OVER
[1/23/2010 6:34:52 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: SOME INTERNET ROMANCE
[1/23/2010 6:34:55 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: WITH TROLLS
[1/23/2010 6:34:56 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: LOL
[1/23/2010 6:35:26 AM] IHM: caps lock everywhere
[1/23/2010 6:35:45 AM] IHM: Welp, I've some IRL shit to take care of, continue ranting all you'd like, can't guarantee I'll read it
[1/23/2010 6:36:09 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: ragequit
[1/23/2010 6:36:31 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Remember kids its down the road, not across the street.
[1/23/2010 6:36:53 AM] IHM: Remember when that joke was actually funny? Me either.
[1/23/2010 6:37:04 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Remember when you were attractive? Me either.
[1/23/2010 6:37:17 AM] IHM: Remember when IHM cared? Me either.
[1/23/2010 6:37:52 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: More like internet eat machine.
[1/23/2010 6:38:04 AM] IHM: More like unoriginality yet again
[1/23/2010 6:38:07 AM] IHM: IHM afk
[1/23/2010 6:38:32 AM] Tizzers Foxchase: Thanks for the lulz sparkles. <3

Cool Troll Fighting Crew

ctfc

“	"Anyone associated with ctfc will be ruined"	„
—IHM on the ctfc, right before frizzle joined and she quickly shut the fuck up

To IHM's surprise, CTFC members were harder to dox than she thought. So she decided to attempt to blackmail a user of the CTFC, who was trolling her from the start of the blackmail into giving her information. The member of the CTFC then sarcastically begged for mercy. He trolled IHM and made her think she had an iron grip of him and some other members. Her so called "doxing" would not come into a realization as she was just the intelius whore for the FCTC and Patriotic Nigras. After further playing with her feeble brain the member revealed himself to be a troll and IHM decided to go back to her silly habits telling people to get a life and a gay lover.

“	You're an idiot if you get on my bad side. I'll get my revenge on you in some way, I can guarantee that to you. I'll confide in sources you don't know existed, I'll take charge and have my own personal army fucking your shit up, ripping you to shreds, letting them have their rightful piece of you if you aren't smart enough to stay on my go0d side. I don't attack innocent people, but if you dare take a hit at me, your shit will get fucked up. Huge reality check for you, and I won't give up until you're so miserable you can't even cry. People know not to make me mad in person, bad things happen. You little internet bitches are just starting to realize. If you give me one piece of information, no matter how miniscule it may seem, I can use that to build a whole web of shit around you, and there is no escape. I won't stop. You motherfuckers won't know when I'm coming, but as so0n as I do, your world is gonna fall apart. I'm turning into something that you can't define, something you can't stop, something you fear yet crave to be. I have so many different faces, which one have you seen? You can't be sure, none of you know me through and through. I'm a devious little bitch and that's what you hate the most about me, I get what I want. It doesn't matter what it is, I will get it, regardless of what stands in my way. I'll take that little wall you put up, and I will smash it, throw myself against it until you finally crumble. Best part is, it never takes very long for me to do so. That's the irony though, or maybe you think I'm tripping on my ego. Get on my bad side or ask someone who's been on the recieving end of my blows. They'll warn you, and you might not take me seriously but when I smack you in the face and make you lo0k like a fucking moron, you'll wish you'd have listened to your friends, and never gotten near enough to piss me off. Nothing slips with me. Nothing at all. If you lie to me, I have what it takes to find out. If you cheat on me, I watched the whole thing and to0k the right procedures to get as much dirt and information on you as I could, so I could use it as my weapon, like a bullet headed straight for your reputation and sanity. If you say one bad word about me, my friends come and tell me, and when I attack you and you send your friends after me, they are secretly feeding information to me ABOUT you.	„
—IHM on a rage trip, believing she has a personal army

Galleries

Trolling About missing Pics

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  Good night sweet princess
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  Having a grand old time
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  94chan makes the kids raeg
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  Trolling on 94chan, it's a newfag's paradise.

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  Moar 94chan epin trollan.
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  IHM dose drugs lol.
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  Trolls trolling trolls etc, also same fagging.
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  "One woman army."

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  IHM is fat.
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  Wild IHM appears
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  Cannot be unseen

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  A challenger appears! Has IHM finally found her e-Dating soul mate?
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  hurrrr i troll u
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  omnomnom dox omnomnom
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  I troll u
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  bawwwwwww
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  I want my Frizzle back!
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  American IHM
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  94chan caek
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  Her FAILancee, Josef.
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  FSJAL
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  HEEEERES BRITTANY!!!
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  IHM now available on Memegenerator
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  Exploitable IHM rage comic
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  "The staff of 94chan is untrollable"
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  Once again, lie.
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  Soviet trolled IHM and had a grand old tiem.
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Brittany's Shrapnel Face About missing Pics

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  Brittany and her current fiance Josef
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  I can't tell which one is the chick.
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  Brittany liekz mudkipz, too bad they don't liek her.
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  The shades, they do nothing.
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  She looks just like someone I know.
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  Look at that beautiful face.
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  The lovechild of Jeffree Star and Daddy Yankee.
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Links

• 94chan
• 94chan on rotteneggs.com
• #infamous on rizon, IHM's most recent irc haven
• The IHM Funpack (Huge zip archive of logs, dox, shoops, audio, screencaps, etc.) Part 2
• I'm Here To Help You!

Social Networking

• IHM's New myspace
• Her blog
• IHM's primary myspace account BALEETED
• Another myspace
• Yet another myspace, or "How to fail at psyopping"
• Another old myspace, full of tl;dr blogs
• 94chan? in MYspace? BALEETED
• Her old (and hacked) myspace
• IHM's Vampirefreaks page, full of more of the same
• Brittany on myyearbook.com
• Bebo
• IHM's facebook
• Stickam
• Template:Youtube2 Her Youtube BALEETED
• Template:Youtube2 New YouTube
• Template:Youtube2
• Template:Youtube2 Dox dropping sock
• Template:Youtube2 Parody account.
• Skype internethaetmacheen (Troll it for lulz)
• Aim Hateful Terror (The same goes for her skype, troll for lulz)
• Email/MSN [email protected] A touhou roleplayer asked a fat dude for the password. Fucking epic trolling, bro.
• New MSN/Emails:

• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected]

See Also

• FCTC
• Patriotic Nigras
• Aush0k
• Angyl
• Ickeriss69
• Legi0n

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