Mariozplaze

Add pixplzkthnx to Mariozplaze Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix. Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.

lovely dick, his usual food for everyday

Once upon a time, there was a teenager with serious sexual orientation issues (yet claming he is straight, no one will ever believe him) called Zachary Zahradka (or if you prefer, his nick, mariozplaze). He joined ED and started to blank every fucking article he could and then adding {{pain}} to them. Such a coincidence caused by editing via his Wii, isn't it?

Early Life

Mariozplaze was born on May, 18 1997 in a small town in Ohio. Unfortunately, his parents didn't know what he'd become today and failed to abort him. Shortly after, he was abused by his father sexually upon finding out the degree to which his homosexuality had reached. This gave Mariozplaze a burning lust for dick that he tried his hardest to satiate. After he moved to Florida, his father got v& for loving his son a little too much, leaving Mariozplaze with an unfillable hole. After moving to another shitty small town, his mom married a stepdad who IRL cyber bullied him for his interests.

Before ED

He became an e-celebrity by interviewing his shitt uncle who is a singer in a indie band while he unliked on the minecraft wiki. After that, he got banned forever from Roblox (where he played minecraft all day, everyday as the autist he is). And... voilá, he bitched about it in his youtube account (maybe this being the root of his psychosexual traumas related to "unfair" bans).

Prelude

After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 years old boy cans and saying douche to almost everyone that interacted with (yet again, the expected behaviour of a 15 years old). He got a well-deserved ban.

Bawwlade

He created a sock account and e-protested to each of the users that undid and advised him about being a faggot by vandalizing their user talks. And as an usual 15 years old he said that it was "his brother".

After that clever statement, he named himself a vigilante and said that he hates fake bans and will fight against them for ever as anon would do against scientology (He almost called the cyberpolice).

	“	I HAVE NO CONNECTION WITH HIM SO STOP ASKING ME!! IT WAS MY F&*^ING BROTHER!!! Thank you :)	„
	—Polite Mariozplaze

	“	HOW CAN YOU DOUCHY ADMINS GET AWAY WITH DOING THIS TO YOUR USERS! YOU REALLY THINK OF YOURSELF AS PROFESSIONALS? CALLING YOUR USERS FAGGOTS AND SPAMMING THIER PAGES IS THE WORK OF JERKS! I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE FOR CYBERBULLYING AND TALKING TO THE SITE OWNER AS SOON AS I'M UNBANNED!!!! I'M NOT LYING SO YOU HAVE NO REASON TO TREAT ME LIKE CRAP!!!	„
	—This is what happens when people think they deserve respect by default.

	“	if you had eyes you'd see that, and if that's the case then I'm still contacting the cyber police unless I'm unbanned and you start treating people with respect	„
	—seriously?

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Main Drama

Mah Quest for Adminship

Time went on, his ban expired. And he asked if there were any ways he could become a sysop thus he was prompty told to STFU since he did not even have any real contributions yet. Of course he had to argument with "I have a life" or "I get more girls than you" as the underage he is.

“	I'm 15 and I'm taking all honors classes come my 10th grade year in a week. So I'm not a retard and I don't give a crap about what you think about me, and thanks to Zaiger's support I have the right to delete this subject soon. Have a nice life fucker!	„
—One of his reasons he should be an admin (he also gets more girls than you)

He got banned again and unbanned about 2 hours later.

Retrieving Dox?

Most users re-saluted him politely, providing links to mibbit (where his IP could be leaked). He could not use it since he was editing from a Wii (according to him). However, he was too much of a nigger to hide himself and there was information about him all spread over the internet. As well about his uncle who is a neckbeard member of a shitty indie musical group called "under oath". Even, he provided information about his facebook account and his IP (67.232.48.188, IT'S FUCKING STATIC, packets ahoy!). His dox was published (altough it did not contain much IRL info, it is still retrievable) and lulz popped out. (dox links are in the end of this article)

“	.............ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! MIKE SAID WHAT I DID WASN'T MY FAULT, I GET PERMABANNED ANYWAY, YOU SAY YOU CAN UNBANNED ME AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED MY FACEBOOK OR IP? THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!	„
—Mariozplaze after getting his dox out

He got yet again permabanned, but he was granted with talk page editing rights.

And in the end of the day, the morale is...

“	I'm ditching you guys for Uncyclopedia, also I wrote a hate rant against you guys! See ya the fuck never assholes!	„
—Neither the first nor the last to do this.