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== Known facts about the Eboss ==
== Known facts about the Eboss ==
*His current email is aush0k@stfu.or.get.ezbaked.net
*His current email is aush0k@live.com
*He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
*He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
*His stats are haxed at maximum value.
*His stats are haxed at maximum value.
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== Dear EncyclopediaDramatica ==
== Aussie version of [[Goatse]] ==


1. The original article was better.
Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed [[anus]] on MSN to his gay lover [[Taekesi]]
2. I removed all of the IRC logs containing fake aush0ks.
2. I removed all of the bullshit about Taekesi from this article, because, I have spoken to Taekesi once. He added me to MSN, and wanted an autograph. Really annoying loser, recommended to an hero. This is the only conversation I have ever held with Taekesi. I have not / do not plan on orchestrating DDoS attacks, pulling dox, or doing anything at all for Taekesi other than ezbaking him and his so called asian empire. From what I have read though, he is a wannabe groupie faggot. Probably not worth my time.
3. I don't spend my time trolling trolls, the brief period of time in 2007-2008 when 7chan/420chan/partyvan/insurgents were all cooked in my oven is an exception - I did that to prove a point, that none of you can challenge me. I spend my time ovening c99 scamming nigerians, feds and skiddies. SubZ and viraL are perfect examples of what happens when you fuck w/ aush0k.
4. Ryan Goldstein aka "Digearti", "Fantas1ze" and Ryan Cleary aka "viraL" aka "Ni", are my biggest fans to date. Taekesi is an unofficial aush0k fan club member.
5. aush0k is the new leader of LulzSec and GNAA as of 1/10/2012. Please contact me on MSN ([email protected]) or Skype (ricedice123) for further details.


Kindest regards,
[[File:Taekesilovesashuk.jpg|center]]
 
aush0k


== Dox ROFL ==
== Dox ROFL ==
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=== ED irc gets Boss Spammed ===
Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.
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Apr 15 15:37:01 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 15:37:05 <PieAreSquare> Yeah, I meant the people who don't want to do a SFW wiki
Apr 15 15:37:06 <LYNX> we all die anyways
Apr 15 15:37:10 <Finney> and yes, fucking anon is sooooo stupif
Apr 15 15:37:11 <aush0k> hello faggots
Apr 15 15:37:14 <Finney> the forums will be NSFW
Apr 15 15:37:16 <PieAreSquare> Not everyone is going to want to contributo to ohi
Apr 15 15:37:19 <aush0k> what has happened to ed ?
Apr 15 15:37:21 <Finney> aush0k: hello boring troll
Apr 15 15:37:27 <kasper> PieAreSquare, good
Apr 15 15:37:28 <Finney> aush0k: ED evilved
Apr 15 15:37:32 <Finney> evolved also
Apr 15 15:37:37 <PieAreSquare> ashok: We're not doing it any more, fuck off
Apr 15 15:37:55 <Finney> lol
Apr 15 15:38:03 <LYNX> aushOk, what's wrong?
Apr 15 15:38:05 <PieAreSquare> We're on holiday forever
Apr 15 15:38:07 <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:38:20 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of them
Apr 15 15:38:21 <Finney> aush0k, if you think that's true, be my guest
Apr 15 15:38:21 <PieAreSquare> FUck off
Apr 15 15:38:22 <LYNX> ok
Apr 15 15:38:33 <ttj> WHY DID WE OFFEND IRC.GROVE.BZ
Apr 15 15:38:35 <ttj> WHY
Apr 15 15:38:36 <ttj> YOU ASSHOLES
Apr 15 15:38:44 <PieAreSquare> I thought it had been well established that we'd been bought and now we're all rich
Apr 15 15:38:48 <Finney> lolol
Apr 15 15:38:49 <LYNX> aushOk, go start an article about that
Apr 15 15:38:53 <Finney> Pie, true
Apr 15 15:38:58 <Finney> lol Lynx
Apr 15 15:38:59 <Finney> yes
Apr 15 15:39:07 <Finney> that is the appropriate course of action:
Apr 15 15:39:07 <deuZ> [00:40:15] <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:39:08 <PieAreSquare> I can has my jewgolds nao, Sherrod
Apr 15 15:39:13 <deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:19 <deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind?
Apr 15 15:39:22 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of it
Apr 15 15:39:27 <deuZ> YOU
Apr 15 15:39:28 <deuZ> PieAreSquare
Apr 15 15:39:35 <deuZ> why did you molest me
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:10] <+deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:16] <+deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind like ED?
Apr 15 15:39:46 <PieAreSquare> The answer to that question
Apr 15 15:39:46 <Finney> lol
Apr 15 15:39:51 * Finney sets ban on *!*@4D73B2E7.7638D553.ACEAA30.IP
Apr 15 15:39:55 <Finney> yes hello
Apr 15 15:39:59 <PieAreSquare> Is the same as the answer to EVERY question which starts "Why did you molest me"
Apr 15 15:40:01 <Finney> you are not saying anything of value
Apr 15 15:40:04 <PieAreSquare> Because you were asking it, obv
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> PieAreSquare, was not asking to get molested on the wiki
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> yet i did
Apr 15 15:40:16 <deuZ> by you
Apr 15 15:40:16 * aush0k ([email protected]) has left #ed
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Boss later graced ED irc with his presence once more to deliver a ddos on ED's replacement site Ohinternet and some spam.
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Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> mediacrat: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Sheneequa: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> killhamster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Fiskie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> fuith: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> hipcrime_: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Knots: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> loli: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Pory-tan: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:14 <aush0k> Cretin: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:15 <aush0k> eta_carinae: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:16 <aush0k> huff3r: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Mancow: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Michelle: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:20 <aush0k> nawcom: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> Teckie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> ttj: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:22 <aush0k> abdul: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:23 <aush0k> adjective_noun: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Atlus: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Blanket: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:26 <aush0k> Bwaah: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:27 <aush0k> funknut: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 <aush0k> galleria: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 * rzablade ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:29 <aush0k> hipcrime: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:31 <aush0k> i: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:32 <aush0k> JailBait: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:33 <aush0k> joepie91: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <aush0k> k-hate: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <ttj> ty aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> Michael: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> MTFinney: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> Num43: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> pylon: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <aush0k> Rokkross: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <Rokkross> Such a happy welcoming for everyone
Apr 15 16:18:40 <aush0k> Sariya: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> ScottSteiner: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> toastmonster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> twater: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> VanKrauseLaptop: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:44 <adjective_noun> how are you gentlemen
Apr 15 16:18:52 * Pogo ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:52 <Atlus> lol shut up aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:59 <ttj> all ur base
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> mediacrat: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Sheneequa: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> killhamster: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Fiskie: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> fuith: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> hipcrime_: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Knots: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> loli: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:23 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:26 <aush0k> Pory-tan: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:27 <aush0k> Cretin: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 <aush0k> eta_carinae: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 * aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))
Apr 15 16:19:37 <Pory-tan> lol
Apr 15 16:19:39 <Pory-tan> ic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <loli> oic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <VanKrauseLaptop> Boss? He's back>
Apr 15 16:19:44 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:19:48 <Pory-tan> I already knew that though
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> mediacrat: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Sheneequa: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> killhamster: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Fiskie: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> fuith: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:55 <aush0k> hipcrime_: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:57 <aush0k> Knots: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:58 <VanKrauseLaptop> aush0k: This the real aush0k?
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> loli: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 <aush0k> Pory-tan: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 * brxbrx ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:05 <aush0k> Cretin: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:06 <aush0k> eta_carinae: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:08 <aush0k> huff3r: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:11 <aush0k> Mancow: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:12 * mcknife ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:12 <aush0k> Michelle: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:14 <aush0k> nawcom: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:16 * hipcrime_ sets mode +m #ed
Apr 15 16:20:17 * mao ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:22 <hipcrime_> jeezus
Apr 15 16:20:28 <hipcrime_> yeah okay ddos successful
Apr 15 16:20:29 * Fiskie has quit (Quit: Out of the way subplot, main story coming through~)
Apr 15 16:20:32 <hipcrime_> now stfu
Apr 15 16:20:37 <VanKrauseLaptop> I think b0ss is mad.
Apr 15 16:20:38 * #ed :You need voice (+v) (#ed)
Apr 15 16:20:55 * Finney ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:55 * mediacrat gives channel operator status to Finney
Apr 15 16:21:06 <Cretin> http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpgxzjV4U1qa5z1ro1_500.png <---- Fucking magnets, how do they make Melbourne a better place?
Apr 15 16:21:09 <Pory-tan> lol
Apr 15 16:21:14 * Citrus ([email protected]) has joined #ed
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Apr 15 16:21:15 * mediacrat gives channel half-operator status to Needsmoarsyrup
Apr 15 16:21:23 * Knots has quit (Client exited)
Apr 15 16:22:36 * aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))
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{{rainbow|Shut the fuck up cunt aight ya little girl|rainbow}}
== BOSS is [[Gay|Legende]] ==
[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Aush0k being the epic guy that he is decided to uploaded a video of himself back in 2009 claiming his "return to the internet". In the video he talks (in a very bad accent might I add) about OWNING a few n00bs and plebs on teh intarwebz!!!1 These plebs include, Dshoker, Brittany Holecko, some other gay faggots who he circle jerked with and so on. Fun fact, in the video the guy actually wears his girlfriend's pink pajama pants this includes that he is in deed a huge dick sucking faggot.]]
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== Bitches fuck shit up ==
Here are a few good tips to know if you are going to be a l33t internet haxor and self proclaimed "legende".
*First tip, Do not I repeat DO NOT allow your stupid bitch of a whore girlfriend to video tape you singing along karaoke style to some faggot gay ass shit song from a shitty movie!!! If your bitch girlfriend does get you to do the following, please make sure the dumb whore doesn't upload the video onto the internet for all to see, this might ruin your e creed and cause your self esteem to drop down a few notches.
*If anyone lives in Aussieland and can get info on his girl please do so. [[Lulz]] will be had if she is [[dox|doxed]] and cries for her life.
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== External Links ==
*{{youtube2|TheAush0k|TheAush0k}} -His current yt account used to sell [[Hacked|Stolen]] [[Facebook]] accounts.
*{{youtube2|Aush0k|Aush0k}} -Old Youtube account
*{{youtube2|SarahkateIreland|SarahkateIreland|}} <strike>-Aush0k Boss's current [[IRL]] [[Whore|girlfriend]].</strike> '''Dumped LOL!!'''


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Aush0k legend boss

Aushok is the demon summoned from hell by dshocker, to reap havoc on the internets and crush the inferior enemies of boss ddoshocker. He is responsible for the DDoS attacks of this website, among many others and is a to be feared individual. Together with Cromlech or "CBOSS", they decided to enslave all of the *chan sites at once, resulting in a one week downtime of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously. Aushok is the last of the epic SWAT'ers and carders, left with only his pride & companion C as his comradesfell victim to Operation Boss Roast.

Boss loves Cockmongler.


Known facts about the Eboss

  • His current email is [email protected]
  • He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
  • His stats are haxed at maximum value.
  • Wears a suit at all times.
  • He is the funniest mother fucker i've ever met.
  • He wears pink pajama pants.
  • Edates fat whores and then sends them pizza and sandbags
  • Is a skript kiddie and can't hack for shit.
  • Owns rice fields filled with gooks and nukes.

Aush0k enslaves the chans

1. 420chan and the /i/nsurgents are targeted first and were quickly cooked in the ez bake oven. 2. 711chan was hit, in an attempt to incite action against C & Aush 3. CBoss & Aush visited the partyvan IRC servers, and took them all offline. When they let it back on, they visited #insurgency where januszeal and all of the other Admins sucked both of their cocks,

Aushok & Cromlech thought that they could utilize the forces of Anonymous for their own needs, and said they would equip them with a small, outdated oven & a lifetime supply of KFC Vouchers. After the realization that assimilation, reformation or crowning any of the *chan trolls as associates or lackies was impossible due to their level of inferiority, the bosses Cromlech & Aushok left the chan sites and IRCD's alone

IRC logs

Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????


Aussie version of Goatse

Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed anus on MSN to his gay lover Taekesi

Dox ROFL

Aush0k aka Matt Faggot aka Matt Flannery put out some of his own fake dox, to fool you fucking retards. SIRENS WEE WOOO WEE WOOO!!

420chan get's BOSS Smacked


ED irc gets Boss Spammed

Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.

Apr 15 15:37:01 *	aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 15:37:05 <PieAreSquare>	Yeah, I meant the people who don't want to do a SFW wiki
Apr 15 15:37:06 <LYNX>	we all die anyways
Apr 15 15:37:10 <Finney>	and yes, fucking anon is sooooo stupif
Apr 15 15:37:11 <aush0k>	hello faggots
Apr 15 15:37:14 <Finney>	the forums will be NSFW
Apr 15 15:37:16 <PieAreSquare>	Not everyone is going to want to contributo to ohi
Apr 15 15:37:19 <aush0k>	what has happened to ed ?
Apr 15 15:37:21 <Finney>	aush0k: hello boring troll
Apr 15 15:37:27 <kasper>	PieAreSquare, good
Apr 15 15:37:28 <Finney>	aush0k: ED evilved
Apr 15 15:37:32 <Finney>	evolved also
Apr 15 15:37:37 <PieAreSquare>	ashok: We're not doing it any more, fuck off
Apr 15 15:37:55 <Finney>	lol
Apr 15 15:38:03 <LYNX>	aushOk, what's wrong?
Apr 15 15:38:05 <PieAreSquare>	We're on holiday forever
Apr 15 15:38:07 <aush0k>	the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:38:20 <PieAreSquare>	Never heard of them
Apr 15 15:38:21 <Finney>	aush0k, if you think that's true, be my guest
Apr 15 15:38:21 <PieAreSquare>	FUck off
Apr 15 15:38:22 <LYNX>	ok
Apr 15 15:38:33 <ttj>	WHY DID WE OFFEND IRC.GROVE.BZ
Apr 15 15:38:35 <ttj>	WHY
Apr 15 15:38:36 <ttj>	YOU ASSHOLES
Apr 15 15:38:44 <PieAreSquare>	I thought it had been well established that we'd been bought and now we're all rich
Apr 15 15:38:48 <Finney>	lolol
Apr 15 15:38:49 <LYNX>	aushOk, go start an article about that
Apr 15 15:38:53 <Finney>	Pie, true
Apr 15 15:38:58 <Finney>	lol Lynx
Apr 15 15:38:59 <Finney>	yes
Apr 15 15:39:07 <Finney>	that is the appropriate course of action:
Apr 15 15:39:07 <deuZ>	[00:40:15] <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:39:08 <PieAreSquare>	I can has my jewgolds nao, Sherrod
Apr 15 15:39:13 <deuZ>	what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:19 <deuZ>	is that some fucking faggot hivemind?
Apr 15 15:39:22 <PieAreSquare>	Never heard of it
Apr 15 15:39:27 <deuZ>	YOU
Apr 15 15:39:28 <deuZ>	PieAreSquare
Apr 15 15:39:35 <deuZ>	why did you molest me
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k>	[17:41:10] <+deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k>	[17:41:16] <+deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind like ED?
Apr 15 15:39:46 <PieAreSquare>	The answer to that question
Apr 15 15:39:46 <Finney>	lol
Apr 15 15:39:51 *	Finney sets ban on *!*@4D73B2E7.7638D553.ACEAA30.IP
Apr 15 15:39:55 <Finney>	yes hello
Apr 15 15:39:59 <PieAreSquare>	Is the same as the answer to EVERY question which starts "Why did you molest me"
Apr 15 15:40:01 <Finney>	you are not saying anything of value
Apr 15 15:40:04 <PieAreSquare>	Because you were asking it, obv
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ>	PieAreSquare, was not asking to get molested on the wiki
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ>	yet i did
Apr 15 15:40:16 <deuZ>	by you
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Boss later graced ED irc with his presence once more to deliver a ddos on ED's replacement site Ohinternet and some spam.

Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	mediacrat: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	killhamster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Fiskie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	fuith: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Knots: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	loli: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:14 <aush0k>	Cretin: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:15 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:16 <aush0k>	huff3r: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k>	Mancow: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k>	Michelle: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:20 <aush0k>	nawcom: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k>	Teckie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k>	ttj: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:22 <aush0k>	abdul: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:23 <aush0k>	adjective_noun: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k>	Atlus: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k>	Blanket: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:26 <aush0k>	Bwaah: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:27 <aush0k>	funknut: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 <aush0k>	galleria: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
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Apr 15 16:18:29 <aush0k>	hipcrime: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:31 <aush0k>	i: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:32 <aush0k>	JailBait: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:33 <aush0k>	joepie91: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <aush0k>	k-hate: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <ttj>	ty aush0k 
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k>	Michael: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k>	MTFinney: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k>	Num43: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k>	pylon: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <aush0k>	Rokkross: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <Rokkross>	Such a happy welcoming for everyone 
Apr 15 16:18:40 <aush0k>	Sariya: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k>	ScottSteiner: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k>	toastmonster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
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Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k>	VanKrauseLaptop: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:44 <adjective_noun>	how are you gentlemen
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Apr 15 16:18:52 <Atlus>	lol shut up aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:59 <ttj>	all ur base
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	mediacrat: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	killhamster: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Fiskie: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	fuith: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Knots: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	loli: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:23 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:26 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:27 <aush0k>	Cretin: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
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Apr 15 16:19:37 <Pory-tan>	lol
Apr 15 16:19:39 <Pory-tan>	ic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <loli>	oic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <VanKrauseLaptop>	Boss? He's back>
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Apr 15 16:19:48 <Pory-tan>	I already knew that though
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	mediacrat: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	killhamster: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	Fiskie: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	fuith: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:55 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:57 <aush0k>	Knots: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:58 <VanKrauseLaptop>	aush0k: This the real aush0k?
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k>	loli: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
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Apr 15 16:20:05 <aush0k>	Cretin: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:06 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:08 <aush0k>	huff3r: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:11 <aush0k>	Mancow: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
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Apr 15 16:20:12 <aush0k>	Michelle: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:14 <aush0k>	nawcom: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
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Apr 15 16:20:22 <hipcrime_>	jeezus
Apr 15 16:20:28 <hipcrime_>	yeah okay ddos successful
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Apr 15 16:20:32 <hipcrime_>	now stfu
Apr 15 16:20:37 <VanKrauseLaptop>	I think b0ss is mad.
Apr 15 16:20:38 *	#ed :You need voice (+v) (#ed)
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Apr 15 16:21:06 <Cretin>	http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpgxzjV4U1qa5z1ro1_500.png <---- Fucking magnets, how do they make Melbourne a better place?
Apr 15 16:21:09 <Pory-tan>	lol
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BOSS is Legende

Aush0k being the epic guy that he is decided to uploaded a video of himself back in 2009 claiming his "return to the internet". In the video he talks (in a very bad accent might I add) about OWNING a few n00bs and plebs on teh intarwebz!!!1 These plebs include, Dshoker, Brittany Holecko, some other gay faggots who he circle jerked with and so on. Fun fact, in the video the guy actually wears his girlfriend's pink pajama pants this includes that he is in deed a huge dick sucking faggot.


Bitches fuck shit up

Here are a few good tips to know if you are going to be a l33t internet haxor and self proclaimed "legende".

  • First tip, Do not I repeat DO NOT allow your stupid bitch of a whore girlfriend to video tape you singing along karaoke style to some faggot gay ass shit song from a shitty movie!!! If your bitch girlfriend does get you to do the following, please make sure the dumb whore doesn't upload the video onto the internet for all to see, this might ruin your e creed and cause your self esteem to drop down a few notches.
  • If anyone lives in Aussieland and can get info on his girl please do so. Lulz will be had if she is doxed and cries for her life.

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