Riverbaby

A riverbaby has just found something to eat

A riverbaby is an ugly, dirty, greasy person who, in all honesty, looks like they spend a long time down by the river.

Riverbabies often listen to horrible music, and are extremely annoying. They have gay-ass laughs, are extremely loud, and usually have centipede filled vaginas. Most riverbabies are also 16-year-old girls or 13-year-old boys.

Spouses of Riverbabies

Riverbabies usually date greasy scene kids, emo fags, or synth rock queers. They are only involved in these relationships due to the fact that they must physically touch others to spread the disease of Riverbabydom. Their relationships do not last, and are usually marked by WAY too much PDA and venereal disease.

River Symptoms

Your average riverbaby will not only have the aforementioned issues to deal with, but also stupid hair, pointless makeup, and pathetic retro fashion sense. They think they're cool because they look like Blondie. They aren't. Because Blondie sucks. Your skirt and tights don't look good, and are a clear intention that you are asking for it.

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