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Just when you though the internet was full of animu weaboos and pedophiles, along comes AniRoleplay.com, a website with a user base of high school dropouts and kids with no drawing skills. Original artwork is traced and recolored with pirated copies of Photoshop or MS Paint, resulting in crappy looking sparkle photos with highlighter pens as hair colors. The site is a MySpace wannabe, complete with animu roleplayers who want some of dat virtual anime girl ass.

	“	AniRoleplay.com is now open. A social network exclusively for anime, manga, cartoon, comic and video game roleplayers.	„

Origins

AniRoleplay was founded by a bunch of horny Narutards on roleplayer.me that were unhappy about the lack of animu on the site. Eventually they recruited members from other sites and AniRoleplay went live on April 3, 2013, allowing them to roleplay as their favorite animu characters while complaining about how much their life sucks.

Recoloring wars

The recoloring battles on YouTube pale in comparison to the skirmishes that happen on AniRoleplay. Roleplayers fight amongst themselves over who's the best at recoloring, logic naturally doesn't apply, and they all use the same pictures that were drawn by actual artists.

Itachi da king

Amongst these halfwit crayon dribbling 'tards and animu weaboos is one Itachi da king presently the "king" or "little bitch" of the website. King Itachi is currently on a quest to have over 1 million friends to complete his slave collection to feel famous on the Internet. Like every other perfect character or artist Itachi has the nasty critics! As any rational person would, he fights with his knights of justice which are all his other profiles to get rid of the bullies. If all else fails, he blocks the mean bullies, deletes their comments, and lives another day to continue his quest to become the biggest manwhore on the Internet. Just like most animu fans, Itachi is also a Narutard with a garystu character who tries to get in every girl's pants. He also has a collection of sex slaves and trolls to add because of his undying desperation to become famous on the Internet. Itachi blackmails and threatens to hack anyone who dares to defy him or deny his sexual requests.

	“	the king of roleplay since 2005 on myspace. I run this place	„

Psychotic Detective

Alice Maxwell, or stuck up whore. The queen of Mary-sues who is an absolute princess that expects everyone to talk to her so she could ignore them and show everyone how cool she is. When in actual reality it takes her 3 jobs to support herself. But Queen Alice will go against you if you dare defy her rule in any way. Just like Princess Peach she will beg for attention or just pretend to be on her menses, which is apparently daily.

Rolepaly

AniRoleplay has all the Internet's favorite kind of roleplayers. The first main group is the self proclaimed artists who take pictures off of DeviantArt and recolor them into their power man characters who love to have tentacle sex with everybody. The second main group is the raging weaboos who block you off because they hate having people who are better recolors than you or just plain out unfriend you just because you're not there favorite animu character. Last typical thing is the basement dwelling animu fans. The ones who are the biggest fans of their favorite animu who will block you if you don't reply as soon as you send the message. They tend to send you rage filled messages of how desperate they are to talk to you or just block you. Recently the animu roleplayers have planned to get their revenge on Encyclopedia Dramatica by spreading the word of animu roleplay and tell them why it's just a great site to join.