Phineas and Ferb

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An artist's rendition of the two main faggots.

Phineas and Ferb is an American cartoon television series that only appeals to the sheep that enjoy the shitty recent Disney shows. Watching one episode of this atrocity is just like watching all of the other episodes, except for the minor tweaks here and there. This is because every episode follows the exact same formula (see bellow). In short, this show is a blatant rip-off of Dexter's Lab, with every character being so obnoxious that it makes you want to drill your ears.

Plot

The plot of every episode goes like this:

1. Phineas shouts out "I know what we are going to do today"
2. Phineas and Ferb builds whatever Phineas suggested earlier
3. Perry the Platypus is sent out by a Josef Fritzl lookalike to stop Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from doing something retarded
4. Candace finds out what her brothers are doing, so she goes and gets her mom to show whatever Phineas and Ferb are doing
5. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz invention then somehow removes whatever Phineas and Ferb were buliding
6. Candace (somehow) surprised after whatever Phineas and Ferb were building to be gone right before her mom gets to it
7. Oh yeah, and add in random shitty music segments with asperger dancing

That's right, a 7 step formula has generated 140+ episodes. Good job, Disney. You somehow managed to stretch a show with a basic formula bigger than the butthole of Goatse.

Characters

• Phineas Flynn: A boy that looks like a fucking Dorito. He wastes his time with his aspie step-brother, Ferb. He spends his time making shitty inventions that break the exact same day. Phineas is too retarded to stop the most pointless inventions.

• Ferb Fletcher: A silent, autistic faggot serves little to no purpose to the show at all. His head is the "F" in the title, which stands for his faggotry

• Candace Flynn: Phineas' batshit crazy and flat chested sister, who has a mission to show her mom that Phineas and Ferb are making inventions. But of course, she fails every time. She also wants Jeremy's cock, since she is so desperate.

Average P&F "fap" material

• Perry the Platypus: A Platypus which most furries fap to.

• Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Probably the biggest retard on the show. "Instead of killing Perry, let's have a fucking conversation until he finds a way to break free from my traps!"

• Isabella: A worthless slut who's goals intend to ass rape Phineas. Though she constantly shows cliche obvious signs towards him, the triangle headed douche is oblivious to it.

• Baljeet:The Raj Koothrappali/Apu of the show. He is obsessed with school work, has Bengal music when ever he walks onto screen, weird accent, etc, etc. Same old recycled curry nigger jokes you've seen eleven-billion times.

• Buford: The Nelson Muntz of the show. Is it obvious that one of the creators of the show used to work on The Simpsons?

• Stacy: Some Asian teenager with no personality. Only exists so Candace can be a bitch to her.

• Vanessa: Doofenshmirtz's daughter. She's meant to be a goth but clearly the creators have no idea what goths are as she looks more like a GIMP. Ferbs's love interest and fap material for the fantards.

• Jeremy: Candace's boy friend. A teenage boy who is as interesting as watching your friend play runescape. This character is blander than the most obnoxious Mary-Sue in all of anime

• Jenny: Candace's other friend who is basically a doormat, she's only appeared in about 3 episodes, one where she's striking to save pigeons from extinction or something.

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