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He eventually settled in the hellish nightmare known as "[[Chicago]]", where - on July 13th, 1966 - he broke into a student nurses' home. After sneaking around a while and accidentally waking one of the local [[sluts]] up, he decided to just scrap the robbery and get his rocks off by [[High Score#Hack'N'Slash|slashing and strangling]] the dumb broads to death, [[rape|raping]] one of them as well. One of the sluts - a [[Philippines|Filipinx]] by trade - hid under a bed while the fun was going on in the next room over. She spent hours listening to every single one of her roommates being stabbed to death! :D After thoroughly ejaculating over all the corpses, Speck slid into the night to avoid persecution. He managed to spend an incredible [[Win|3 days at large]] before the pigs managed to track him down after a failed [[An Hero|suicide]] attempt, using the dumb Pinoy's description of his "BORN TO RAISE HELL" tattoo to identify him. Oh well. Still mogged [[ | He eventually settled in the hellish nightmare known as "[[Chicago]]", where - on July 13th, 1966 - he broke into a student nurses' home. After sneaking around a while and accidentally waking one of the local [[sluts]] up, he decided to just scrap the robbery and get his rocks off by [[High Score#Hack'N'Slash|slashing and strangling]] the dumb broads to death, [[rape|raping]] one of them as well. One of the sluts - a [[Philippines|Filipinx]] by trade - hid under a bed while the fun was going on in the next room over. She spent hours listening to every single one of her roommates being stabbed to death! :D After thoroughly ejaculating over all the corpses, Speck slid into the night to avoid persecution. He managed to spend an incredible [[Win|3 days at large]] before the pigs managed to track him down after a failed [[An Hero|suicide]] attempt, using the dumb Pinoy's description of his "BORN TO RAISE HELL" tattoo to identify him. Oh well. Still mogged [[Nik Cruz]]'s 3-hour run, though. | ||
== Prison Life == | == Prison Life == | ||
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| Richard Speck | |
| Born | December 6, 1941 |
| Died | December 5, 1991 (aged 49) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Conman |
| Highscore | Killed 8 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No, v& for 300 years |
Richard Benjamin Speck⚧ was a 24-year-old wigger from Chicago who knew damn well he was sent to Earth to do one thing: RAISE HELL. On the night of July the 13th, 1966, Speck broke into an apartment shared by nine dyke nursing students, proceeding to hack and slash all eight of them before disappearing into the night. He was caught a few days later, though not before causing extreme amounts of butthurt all over Dumbfuckistan, being remembered as one of the first indiscriminate spree killers in the nation's history, a tradition that America still proudly carries on to this day.
Backstory
Being a fatherless loser, Dick von Speck figured out that psychopathic crime would be the only way to make something of himself, so he decided to become a regular old serial robber, being jailed multiple times for his IRL trolls. He even got a "BORN TO RAISE HELL" tattoo just for edge's sake, which would sadly be used to identify him later on.
When he was 21, Richard was sentenced to three years of prison buttrape after being convicted of cashing in a co-worker's paycheck under his own name and also robbing a grocery store. After getting paroled in 1965 after serving 16 months, HE WAS ARRESTED A WEEK LATER for trying to rape some dumb broad at knifepoint. The pigs tried locking him up for two sentences (one for aggravated assault and one for parole violation), but because prison guards tend to be even more retarded than regular pigs are, he was released just six months later after completing his parole violation sentence.
High Score Attempt
He eventually settled in the hellish nightmare known as "Chicago", where - on July 13th, 1966 - he broke into a student nurses' home. After sneaking around a while and accidentally waking one of the local sluts up, he decided to just scrap the robbery and get his rocks off by slashing and strangling the dumb broads to death, raping one of them as well. One of the sluts - a Filipinx by trade - hid under a bed while the fun was going on in the next room over. She spent hours listening to every single one of her roommates being stabbed to death! :D After thoroughly ejaculating over all the corpses, Speck slid into the night to avoid persecution. He managed to spend an incredible 3 days at large before the pigs managed to track him down after a failed suicide attempt, using the dumb Pinoy's description of his "BORN TO RAISE HELL" tattoo to identify him. Oh well. Still mogged Nik Cruz's 3-hour run, though.
Prison Life
At trial, multiple quack doctors tried pleading insanity via making up some dumb bullshit about Speckman being a hermaphrodite, and as such being prone to animalistic, violent, and rapey behavior. Obviously, no sane judge on the planet would believe such bullshit, so Speck was punished for his heroic actions by perpetual imprisonment, complete with parole hearings every decade or so, thus forcing the victims' families to come into court and relive the trauma of having their beloved barmaids get pwned like the n00bs they were by our boy Speck. CUCKS.
While in prison, Richie was able to pay off the guards into turning a blind eye to his friends' daily coke-infused prisoner orgies and even got HRT smuggled in, managing to grow a pair of fuckable boobies, which he commonly used to get prison favors from his nigro cellmates. Some argue that this was a way to subconsciously punish himself for his allegedly "evil" actions by turning himself into a humiliated sissy. Obviously, this is not the case. It's just what closeted trannies love doing.
He died in 1991, only serving 25 out of the 300 years he was sentenced to.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 8/20 Impressive for a Hack'N'Slasher |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 One of them escaped |
| Style: | 10/20 Twisted fucking cycle path. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Caused massive butthurt in Chicago, one of the deadliest mass murderers in the pre-shooters era |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Raepd bitches and trooned out in prison |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
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