Encyclopedia Dramatica:MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians

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The Few, The Proud, The Brave. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some left with nary a farewell, others just fell off the map...all are missed.

• Blu Aardvark - Eaten to death by his own specially bred sporting dogs.
• BURK - Voted off the island by the EDF and was g-lined by Weev as a result. He is now stuck on Facebook posting misspelled emo rants and hipster prints.
• Chunkmunky and Crazyconan - One too many Dancing Sandwiches. Though Crazyconan's a kid...
• Endedrural - ED’s own rainbow yoshi. He was sacrificed after jumping off a cliff in order for Mario to reach the other side.
• Finney - Rumored to have found her perfect woman.
• Ghostlight - Purported to have gotten lost in his LiveJournal inbox buried under messages.
• IckleBee - Known as the Godfather of the deviantART articles of ED.
• Jawsome - Unfortunately entered into a healthy relationship and possibly graduated from Art School.
• Ket - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was An Tyrant.
• Paco - ED's token Beaner, Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the US economy took a crap.
• Pierced - Entered a wormhole in EVE Online, possibly stuck.
• Quasidan - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
• Ribo - Thought to be in Gitmo after being mistaken for Cho Seung Hui on the Virginia Tech campus.
• Speedycat - He sure was speedy.
• Tfo - Last seen hate-fucking a nameless homeless man in Prague's backstreets.
• Wattage - Wattage appeared on the ED:Map in late 2006 and immediately set about ræping the fuck out of the fledgling YouTube, trolling PeppermintPatti, Argent and Bravesgirl. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late 2007 after -rumour has it- finding God.
• Yiri - supposedly in an australian jail; this is an obvious lie by the government in order to cover the fact that he decimated the squad they sent to arrest him with his knife and vanished
• Zenophile - Turned out to be The Final Boss of Chanology, vanished without trace when Anon's forces were overrun by moralfags. Thought to be Agent Pubeit.
• Zionistacat - Still trying to assemble a bookshelf in IKEA. Finally got the damn thing assembled and has returned to duty.

See Also

• Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
• Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians

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