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| {{quote|The internet does not only produce megabyte upon megabyte of chatter, but can also be a useful tool in administering justice. Dusty, a cat from Oklahoma U.S., is living proof of this.|http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/37388}}
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| '''Kenny Glenn''', who also goes by his loving nickname of '''"The Animal Abuser"''', is a [[13-year-old]] [[Jew|hooknose]] wannabe [[serial killer]] and soon-to-be [[goatse|anally raped]] juvenile prisoner. The little faggot is most well known as the idiot who posted a video on YouTube of himself abusing his [[cat]], Dusty and getting his arse handed to him when news of the act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the [[Internet Vigilante Group]]. It took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the [[Party Van]] over to pick up the [[sick fuck|sick little fuck]] and his equally useless-as-tits-on-a-warthog brother, [[retard|Weston]].
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| [http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ The videos can be seen here.]
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| ==[[X? In My Y?|Moral faggotry? In MY 4chan?]]==
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| On the 15th of February, 2009, [[Some_argue|some say]] that the residents of /[[b]]/'s cold, black hearts thawed a little and grew three sizes that day. Which makes sense, as the [[furries]] at /b/ value animals over humans. When it came to 4chan's attention that some [[basement-dweller]] was abusing his pet [[Kittens|cat]], the [[Internet Hate Machine]] sprang into action with more force than a thousand suns to unleash its [[Chris Benoit|unrestrained, steroidal RAGE]] upon these [[aspie|sociopathic spawns of Hell]].
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| ==The Assault==
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| On Sunday, February 15th, Anon found out about two videos Kenny had posted on YouTube in which he called himself '''The Animal Abuser''' and beat up a TOTALLY [[Kawaii|KAWAII]] [[cat]] named Dusty. In the footage, Kenny (under the [[sockpuppet|pseudonym]] Timmy), clad in pajama bottoms and [[Anonymous pussy|hiding behind a balaclava]], drags the frightened kitty into his bathroom. From there, he slams it against a wall, knocks it around, and spurred on by his inbred accomplice with the camera, douses the cat with water. All the while, Kenny yells at the cat saying that he hates him, as he and his brother both [[sick fuck|laugh maniacally]].
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| In the second video, he corners the cat in the room and sprays him with water, after which he [[pwn|slaps and throws]] Dusty around like a rag doll.
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| Posted under the account '''glennspam1''', the videos had previously been flagged by other YouTube users but the account wasn't fully suspended until the wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]] came raining down upon them. To ensure that Dusty's torture would [[nevar forget|never be forgotten]], and that the matter would not quietly be swept under the rug, [[FTW|mirrors were uploaded to various other outlets]].
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| ==[[rAIDS|The Chase]]==
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| [[Image:Kenny_glenn_will_pay.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Anon]] speaking for Admiral Cat.]]
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| Soon after hearing of this, 4chan became en[[RAGE]]d and the cogs of the [[Internet Hate Machine]] started to turn. An [[IRC]] channel -'''#catraid'''- was established in short order and the [[rAIDS]] signal lit up the sky as Anonymous called for their crack [[Internet Vigilante Group]] to mount up and ride. These [[basement-dweller|1337 h4x0rs]] quickly found a link to a [[redneck|bargain]] video website -'''haitiwow'''- and a link on haitiwow led to a [[white trash|Lawton, Oklahoma]] ZIP code. Using [[google|painstaking methods of e-Detection]], it was not long before the suspect's [[Facebook]] was located. The IVG's [[CSI|forensic science team]] scoured it and the video for similarities. The smoking gun came in the form of a [[Confederate]] flag from Kenny's room that appeared in the videos and which pissed off [[Anon]] even more. A positive match was made and there was little doubt that they were right.
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| Various information was found. Some false, some true. Eventually, 4chan called the [[dipshit]]'s [[FBI|local police]]. With the help of the police, 4chan found the [[truth|legit]] address. However, another address from Sandi Glenn (mother) working as a [[whore|web designer]] was passed on to the police, and [[some argue]] that this is the legit address. However, they are [[doing it wrong|idiots]] because the police dox allowed 4chan to call the [[your mom|dipshit's mom]], resulting in the [[wat|confiscation of his dirt bike]]. [[Caturday]] enthusiasts phoned his family, the police and the [[PETA|animal cruelty people]] and told them all about the video.
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| It has been estimated that at least $500-600 USD worth of pizza, boxes, blind people sticks, Bibles and Korans have been ordered to Kenny Glenn's and his neighbors' homes. Standard protocol of [[party van|Ruin Life Tactics]] have been followed in the masses, and approximately 50-60 posts on /b/ have claimed to have taken part in ordering several items from this site including buses, taxis and even a [[lulz|funeral hearse]].
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| [http://www.youtube.com/user/MissPeterLKWentz3 According to] a loli on JewTube] who goes to the same school, Kenny returned to school but was so scared, someone had to escort him everywhere between classes. "BigDaddyPerkins" confirms this, and also makes mention of death threats. Some dolt from his school [http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=118697&messages=5 half-confirms this], but also claims it's "[[BAWWW|unfair]]" to him. Truly epic [[lulz]] and [[WIN|a ruined life]] seems to have come out of this.
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| {{quote|Kenny came to school today... [[pwned|he didn't look really happy]]. He left just before lunch because no one would talk to him or anything... plus [[retard|he's claiming]] that [[lie|it wasn't him]] in the vid...|Someone who may be telling the truth, or may just be [[trolling]]}}
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| {{quote|No one's talking to him at school except his [[ugly|girl]][[fat|friend]] and [[Wat|he got his name legally changed]] because of all the death threats he's been receiving.|Same [[sauce]]}}
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| ==Græt Justice Is Served==
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| {{quote|I think it is wonderful that they found and saved this poor [[Kittens|cat]], why didn’t anyone do that for [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|the person who was committing suicide?]]|Blog reader|unaware that Abraham Biggs was black and not a <s>cat</s> <s>person</s> cat.}}
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| Quicker than you can say [[Chris Forcand]], Anonymous was able to track down the perpetrators, alert the local authorities and get the [[fucktard]]s in custody after the local police verified that Anon's crack [[Internet Vigilante Group|detective team]] were indeed [[win|right on the money]]. [[Kittens|Dusty]] the cat was liberated and turned over to a local vet for a [[buttsecks|check-up]] and some catnip and maybe even some [[pussy]].
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| {{quote|The horrifying day may be over for the cat, but it is just getting started for its abusers. Our job is to put the investigation together as a case and take it to the D.A. and that's what we'll do.|Sheriff Stradley ([[redneck]] [[pig]])}}
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| Kenny has been seen on [[media|Oklahoma News channel 9]] and [[media|News Channel 8]] on Monday February 16, 2009. They both covered the story, as well as noting that calls came from as far as [[Australia]].
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| A video showing Dusty and Patches to be safe has finally been released by the news. The report can be found [http://www.kswo.com/Global/story.asp?S=9941020 here].
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| ==Kenny Glenn is Charged==
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| [[File:Cat-fistbump.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Legendary brofist of appreciation between anon and cats.]]
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| [[Image:Anon has a Particular Set of Skills.jpg|thumb|Initial warning issued by [[Anon]].]]
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| After being epically thrown into the Party Van at the hands and frothing mouths of /b/tards everywhere, Kenny and his brother will both face charges by the IRL mods of Comanche County. Both [[bitches]] are now facing charges of [[animal abuse]] and will soon find out if they will be [[rape|joining Bubba in the big house]]. They should have been charged on the 16th of February, but the courthouse was [[fail|closed for Presidents Day]]. The [[lulz]] aren't over for Kenny. The Comanche County Sheriff, Kenny Stradley, said the local police are investigating if Kenny Glenn and his brother Weston have abused animals other than Dusty. But unless they are [[cats]], [[shit nobody cares about|no one cares]].
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| It has now come to light that a third video containing the [[pwn|abuse]] of a different black person and White cat has been found by investigators. This [[cat|cat]], named Patches, was beaten and abused in the same way that Dusty was in the first video. The video appears to be shot in the same house as the first 2 videos and is obviously the work of Kenny and his retarded sibling. The cat has been rescued by [[FBI|police]] and remains in a local vet with Dusty.
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| {{quote|The cats will not go back into the home, and they are expected to be adopted out into a good home in the next few days.|Comanche County Sheriff}}
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| {{quote|Once the vet treats Dusty and the other cat, 7News will be able to visit them. You can count on us to have much happier footage of Dusty and the other cat later this week.|7News}}
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| However, this is probably not satisfying enough so we encourage you to prank call their house at all hours of the day, using this little link here:
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| http://www.bored.com/dialpeople/
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| Bonus points for any calls between 2:00 and 5:00 AM.
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| {{quote|i bet u niggers stole that fuckin computer.|[[KKK]]enny, some time before The Event, [[fail|unable]] to even deliver a simple [[bike]] joke correctly.}}
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| {{quote|thats not wut she said.|Kenny, in response to Youtube criticism a few days after The Event, slowly regaining his [[Internet Tough Guy|Internet Courage]]. The stupid fuck can't even [[No U]]!!}}
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| Image:dusty_stencil.png|Fer great Dustyce!
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| Image:Ceilingcatposter.JPG|Ceiling cat is not pleased.
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| Image:KennyGlennGentlemen.png|[[Gentlemen|GLENNTLEMEN]]
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| Image:Mycatkennyglenn.jpg |Cats 4 life
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| Image:rorschachkenny.jpg|[[Rorschach]] enforces [[justice]]
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| Image:Tylerweinman.jpg|[[Tyler Weinman|A challenger appears]]
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| Image:CATABUSER.jpg| Come get me [[fgt]]
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| Image:Decencykitty.jpg|Did you know, that ol' Kenny is a serious [[fanboy|fan]] of the [[giant dildo of death]]?
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| Image:KennyProof.jpg|[[IVG]] = CSI:Internets]]
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| Image:KennyVSdustice.jpg| Who's the abuser now?
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| Image:Kevin Glenn Will Show You Online.jpg|[[360 kid|He'll show you online.]]
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| Image:Kenny-glenn.png|A day in the life.
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| Image: Cosmo.jpg|Cats unit!
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| Image:Kenny_glenn_rage.jpg|/[[b]]/: The Internet's [[White Knight|White Knights]].
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| Image:Kennysapussy.jpg|<del>[[Cats]]</del> Cat owners showing support for Dusty.
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| Image:Shini.png|<del>[[Cats]] Showing support for poor Dusty.</del> Cats do not give a shit about Dusty
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| Image:EllieLovesDusty.jpg|Ellie from Australia, showing her support for Dusty!
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| Image:Dusty exploitable.png|Oh Exploitable
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| Image:Kennydontknow.jpg|Iz got backup.
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| Image:DustyAvenge.jpg|The victim pleads for help.
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| Image:Google-kenny_glenn.png|Kenny is now Google famous.
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| Image:The goddamn catman.jpg|Batman speeds to the scene of the crime to crack some skulls.
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| Image:Kenny goes to prison.jpg|Kenny's local correctional facility sends him a postcard.
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| Image:SWEETCATURDAYJUSTICE.jpg|Showing support for Dusty.
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| Image:Bvengers.PNG|[[Fail|AVENGE ME]]
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| Image:03dusty.png|Advice Dusty
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| Image:Kenny1.jpg|Someone decided to pay the Glenn family a visit.
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| Image:thanks.png|Camwhores reward the raid.
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| Image:Kenny-glenn.png|A day in the life.
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| Image:Rewarded-with-tits.jpg|Camwhores rewarding again.
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| Image:Zaigers cat kenny glenn 2.jpg|[[Cat]]s Showing support for [[Mudkips|Dusty]].
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| Image:Kitty to Kenny.jpg|Hatered outweights grammar.
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| Image:Kenny vs Crusher.JPG|Poor Kenny's hopes are crushed.
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| Image:Kenny glenn cat abuser.JPG|You will /b/ raped.
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| Image:Anon Delivers.jpg|FTW
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| Image:Dusty Drums.jpeg
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| Image:Dustyexploitable.jpg|Now exploitable
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| Image:PIZZA2.PNG|So I heard Kenny likes pizza..
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| Image:Kenny glenn cat abuse for dummies.png|Kenny Glenn's new book is a fine addition to the "for Dummies" series.
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| == Future of Kenny Glenn ==
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| [[File:Google-kenny_glenn.png|thumb|center|800px|How to get [[IRlife]] [[ruination]]: piss off [[Anon]].]]
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| [[Image:Kenny_glenn_facebook.png|center|frame|The rats desert [[facebook|the sinking ship]]. Is it any wonder?]]
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| '''NEVERFORGETDUSTY.COM''' reports:
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| ''Jan Stratton is the Director of News at KSWO the local news channel which is updating all the others (except they haven't bothered). Funny that because in small town Lawton (home to the Glenns) Jan Stratton is married to Judge William (Bill) Stratton and they and their little circle of legal and business types just happen to be best friends with....yes you guessed it the Glenns!''
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| '''''One thing is for sure. Dusty will be avenged.'''''
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| [[Image:B-dusty_wimmins_priorities.png|thumb|'''/b/''' making sure everyone knows where its priorities lie.]]
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| ily Dusty and im praying for you <3|YouTube User}}
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| {{squote|You fucking faggots crying about Dusty getting "abused" from Kenny Glen.
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| A week after the shitstorm, a variety of fucktards from an employee of Kenny's dad and newfags claiming to represent the [[ITG|"true Anonymous"]] with a boner for Kenny Glenn put up YouTube videos in support of the future [[Jeffrey Dahmer|serial killer]] and his poor Jew father claiming that Kenny was [[lies|not Hitler]] and that hate mail and trolling of the Glenn family [[white knighting|would not be tolerated]].
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| One of the most known hypocritical [[retard]]s attempting to [[White_knight|defend the animal abuser]] is, of course, his own [[troll|mother.]] She's been posting several [[tl;dr]] messages to various YouTube videos defending her [[Lies|obviously innocent]] [[faggot|son]]. Her messages consist of crap such as "[[lol_wut|the cat had no broken bones, so obviously it was okay]]" and "[[bullshit|it was just a skit that got out of hand]]." She refers to the people talking about her son as [[WTF|cyber geeks]] because this is the 1980s and hardly anyone owns a computer except geeks. If that's not bad enough, the dumb bitch actually has a group of supporters coming in to [[lesbian|fight along side her.]]
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| {{quote|OK People...Honestly, [[sob_story|why are you still bothering this poor woman?]] It appears to all of us in the Lawton/Ft.Sill area that the [[bullshit|Glenn's are doing everything in their power to help their sons.]] As far as her failing as a parent.....please, writing the things you do isn't exactly showing good moral skills on yourself. [[Waaaambulance|Maybe you should consider keep your nasty, ignorant rants to yourselves.]] Remember, [[dumbass|Carma]]....Hate comes back to you.}}
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| A [[White knight]] attention whore who [[fail|can't even spell a basic five letter word]]. That'll stop the "cyber geeks."
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| It should be noted that the account has since been proven to be a [[troll]]; however, actual quotes from Kenny's [[bitch|mother]] were being used.
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| =="Feeling Better Yet, /b/?"==
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| Many /b/tards have posted [[fanfic|copypasta in Glenn's name]]. A notable one was [[Hawaiian Dicking]]:
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| ''Tito climbed into Kenny's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.
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| Upon awakening Kenny found himself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of him with a big Hawaii boner staring him in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Kenny's undeveloped scrotum. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from his body. His muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help.
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| The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, [[hammertime|Tito grabbed a hammer]] and smashed at Kenny's ribcage, again his screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to his insides, Tito plunged in.
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| He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Kenny and he lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of his chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Kenny's tongue.
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| Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.''
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| Tito then undid Kenny's restraints and began [[necro|fucking his now lifeless corpse]]. After deploying his [[Cum|Hawaiian happy sauce]], he decided he wanted a better look at Kenny.''
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| Tito [[:Image:The_arse_well_and_truly_up.jpg|shoved his hand up Kenny's ass]]. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out his entire small intestine and part of his large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
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| He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Kenny's body.
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| Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but [[bear]]. He skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Kenny's father came in.
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| "Kenny it's time for schoo- [[Colbert|HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD KENNY]]-" and Tito attacked and ate Kenny. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.''
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Internet Vigilante Group]] - Basement dwelling virgins, like yourself.
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| * [[Camrose Cat Killers]] - Fact: Cats cannot survive being microwaved.
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| * [[NEDM]] - More internet faggotry.
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| * [[Zippocat]] - More cat-related horror.
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| * [[Dan144x]] - Some [[faggot]].
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| * [[LaraTheDarkAngel]] - Pet killer.
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| * [[Wang Jeu]] - Obvious [[guro]] enthusiast.
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| * [[Jewcat]] - what if it's a Jew ''and'' a cat?
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| * [[Cheyenne Cherry]] - The black and female equivalent of Kenny. Only she actually killed it.
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| * [[Sasuke]] - Who posted a picture of themselves with a decapitated dog's head.
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| * [[Tyler Weinman]] - Who was accused of [[bestiality|abusing animals]]. Was cleared of all charges, but ruined his life anyway.
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| * [[Melissa Bachman]], essentially the grown up version of Kenny, who killed kittens as a child and then moved on to bigger things
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| == Possible Ingredients for Glennco Lulz Soup... ==
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| *[http://secunia.com/advisories/12017/ 2 tbl spoon of O HAI THAR]
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| *[http://openwebmail.org/openwebmail/download/cert/patches/SA-04:04/vacation.pl.patch 2 Gallons of Lulz]
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| *[http://openwebmail.acatysmoof.com/download/release/ Pinch of Dust]
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| == News Links ==
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| *[http://www.kswo.com/Global/story.asp?S=9859463 7News: DA presses charges, two counts]
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| *[http://www.kswo.com/Global/story.asp?S=9850040 On the Lawton News, Dusty is safe!]
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| *[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2241852.ece UK: ''The Sun'' article]
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| *[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4678878/YouTube-cat-torturer-traced-by-web-detectives.html UK: ''Telegraph'' article]
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| *[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/finance/2009/0220/1224241467858.html Ireland: Maligned internet community helps catch animal torturer.]
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| *[http://www.inquisitr.com/18170/4chan-b-goes-after-cat-abusers-wins/ Australia: 4chan /b/ goes after cat abusers, wins."]
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| *[http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=77098 Germany: "4chan /b/tards Track Down Cat Abuser."]
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| *[http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/37388 Russia: "U.S. cat abuser punished by the internet".]
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| *[http://www.javno.com/en-lifestyle/when-surfers-unite-against-a-kitten-abuser_234978 Croatia: When Surfers Unite Against a Kitten Abuser]
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| *[http://tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/actualites/buzz_sur_le_web/20090216.OBS5029/un_tortionnaire_de_chat_arrete_grace_aux_internautes.html En Francais: Cat torturer caught thanks the Internets.]
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| *[http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/zeroday/2009/02/16/internet-mob-justice-tracks-down-cat-abuser/ Harvard Law breaks Rules 1 & 2]
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| *[http://www.wowowow.com/post/dusty-the-cat-gets-saved-youtube-video-209898 Internet Vigilante Group save cat.]
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| ==Dox, Miscellany==
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| *[http://digg.com/pets_animals/Idiot_abuses_cat_on_YouTube digg]
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| *[http://www.partyvan.info/wiki/Kenny_Glenn Partyvan wiki article] - Dox / news reports / images
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| *[http://www.kenny-glenn.com Kenn-Glenn.com]
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| *[http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/justicetodusty Online petition.]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=66600049545 Dusty Facebook group]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=51095092766 Another Dusty Facebook group]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/westonaglenn Weston Glenn's YouTube] <s>Give him your regards.</s> Locked up tight.
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| *[http://intoxgaming.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=4196 Kenny's [[fag|bro]] begs, [[fails]].] [http://intoxgaming.com/banned/index.php?page=pen0r%00 Can someone h4x0r db for bro glenn forum hash?]
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| *[http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-213843 iReport CNN.]
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| *[http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-213632 Another iReport]
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| *[http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Glenn.Oil.Co.580-355-5701 Daddy Glenn's company] - Please review [[Lie|"truthfully"]]
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| *<s>[http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Glenn.Oil.Co.580-355-5701/review/list</s> Daddy seems to have removed this] - [http://74.125.77.132/search?q=cache:EFw-dXnDztUJ:www.merchantcircle.com/business/Glenn.Oil.Co.580-355-5701/review/list Googlecache is still available]
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| *[http://www.yellowbot.com/glenn-oil-co-lawton-ok.html Even more [[rage|satisfied]] customers] ("Someone" seems to clean up "positive" reviews from this page regularly, so Daddy may care about it)
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| *[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0WTcJZS8KdJKGAA1RMjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090221163153AAMnIyg Either trolling, or looking for love advice in [[How is babby formed|the wrong places]]]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/sandiglennco "Mommy, is that you?"] ([[Troll]] confirmed, but has some real quotes from the genuine Kennymomma's now deleted e-mails)
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| *[http://glennoil.com/ The triumphant return - back in business] @ P.O. Box 125, Lawton, OK 73502 - Send them something nice.
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/FreeKennyGlenn Kenny's mommy, looking for more abuse]
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| ==Vidyas==
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| *[http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ Both videos]
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| *[http://theraged.com/best_vids_evar.rar Direct link to both of the videos (flv format)]
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| *[http://www.trinkerheim.com/?p=221 Second Video]
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| *[http://spermsontology.ning.com/video/shocking-animal-abuse-in-the Parody video]
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| *[http://www.bestgore.com/torture/kenny-glenn-lawton-ok-abusing-cat-dusty/ Both videos here, too]
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