APB: All Points Bulletin

APB: All Points Bulletin is going to be fixed up later... So stay tuned!

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Fanboy reaction to APB closure.

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Nobody now, lol.

APB: All Points Bulletin, made by Realtime Worlds, is a massive load of gay that was attempting to take on World of Warcraft like Affrican American Simulation. The idea was to have two factions (cops and robbers, but that's not what they call them) continuously at war in an open world. It also gives "unprecedented access" to editors for clothing, music, cars, graffiti etc. etc. Sounds good in concept, but it falls flat on its face in reality, due to reasons such as:

• Lag
• The whole game being biased towards the cops.
• Nobody want to simulate being a black person or a cop.
• Continuous bitching and moaning in the chat every five seconds.
• Lag.
• Cops being able to chase you if they see you even knocking over a sign- Duh you are black.
• Missions being repeated pretty much every 5 minutes.
• PVP missions allow cops/robbers who are much stronger than you to join and kick your head in- Black people killing black people? yeah like that is a stretch.
• More Lag.
• Vehicles feel terrible to drive.
• You have to grind for infinity bajillion years to get any of the decent cars/weapons (WOWfags are probably accustomed to this.)
• Cops having access to guns that stun robbers (making them unable to move or fire) allowing to arrest them/kill them (both do pretty much the same thing) incredibly easily.
• Vehicle/Clothing editors are painful to use.
• Much more La- You get the idea.

This game actually made Realtime Worlds go bankrupt and into administration. That is how shit it is. And it lasted like two months.

Reloaded

K2 Network bought APB and renamed it All points Bulletin: Reloaded. Within its Free to Play, so get your Aimbot prepared! If you join an Europe Server get ready that Russians who play APB: Reloaded are Aimbotters and will kill you in the first mission.

If your Raged out of these Russians, take your money and buy OP guns to return as a Hero. But hey, This game allows you to be like a Weeaboo or a Fucking Punk Nigger with Epic Tatoos or Costum Dead music Themes.

The Matchmacking System is Horrible as fuck, If you play with an Aimbotter, do this:

• Killing your Teammates (you realy get a award for that...)
• Using aimbot too
• Using a pistol instead a SMG/LMG/Sniper etc. to act like a pro, They will Ragequit, trust me.
• Saying how Russia sucks
• Using the same Weapons and get the most kills to make him jealous
• ???
• Profit!
• or Finding an aimbotter

Gamer IRL.

Doing this steps, makes the Aimbotter looking like shit

Gameplay

In this game, you can choose 2 Jobs

• Criminal
• Enforcer

Each both of them has the same Jobs, in some cases, you have to defent or attack. The Weapons should suppose to be Balanced, but are they Balanced? No!

Criminal

As a Criminal, you can Fuck up Bots by using your Magical Fist. If you dont want to do a Mission, go robbing a Market but becarefull of the Enforcers, they can steal your entire stuff if you got killed and gaining the money and you would look like shit!

Of course you can do more shit than the Enforcers because They did it for the Lulz.

The only Contra as a Criminal, You can get fucked if the Enforcer trying to arrest you.

A Secret mod which got Removed by Gamerfirst.

Enforcer

The Badass Class in the game, the Enforcer can piss of the Criminals with the Tazers. Before the Reloaded version came out, the Tazer just needed one Shot to stun a Criminal, which People bagged of and cryed around the Forum and brang drama. However it was Patched to 3-4 Shots now.

Like the Criminals, all Player are dressing up as a Woman to be sexy as fuck. If a criminal is Fapping during the Mission and got killed, while seeing a Sexy Woman, you can propally think you lose. If you thinking to play this game, dont Join this Team, because they are boring and pointless in this game.

HOLY SHIT

Ben Batemen of Codemasters mentioned APB's patch notes for a potential buyout and resurrection. OH SHIIIIITTTTT.

Will it come back?

Some other studio wants to take a crack at running this shitty MMO, but with a free to play system this time. Because they know it sucks and hope that people will think "Hey if it's free it cannot be that bad."

See Also

• Tabula Rasa
• Failure, an overused term by fags on the Internet but it applies here
• Alganon

External Links

• Ex-developers take shots at Realtime Worlds, from Massively
• They expected shit reviews
• Closing
  • Or...?

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