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{{天|<big><b>Juggalos are [[epic]] [[Lolcow|lolcows]]<br></b></big>''One page alone is not enough...<br>[[Juggalo|Those bound for Shangri-La just got their own page!!]]|LOLCOWEPIC.jpg|100px|white|50%|6px solid black}}
 
[[Image:Wizard_icp.jpg|thumb|200px|<center>[[No|Yes!]]</center>]]
 
[[Image:800px-Gay Juggalos.jpg|thumb|225px|ARE YOU [[Gay|DOWN WITH THE CLOWN???]]]]
 
[[Image:ICPMiracles2.jpg|thumb|200px|Pro-gang shootings? No? You should be.]]
[[File:Icp2.jpg|thumb|Revealing his penis size.]]
 
The '''Insane Clown Pussies''' (Or '''ICP''', for short) are a [[oxymoron|talented white rap group]]. Their first choice for their name was [[CP|"Incestuous Child Pornography"]], but that was already trademarked by [[Catholics|a certain organization]]. Known for their raw portrayal of the hardships of middle-class life in the dangerous [[suburbs]] and for their high-contrast makeup, the ICP astounds critics by continuing to produce what they themselves consider to be music, but what most [[unemployed|musicologists]] consider to be syncopated [[autistic]] tantrums. With their <strike>offensive</strike> predictable lyrics, makeup, merchandising empire, quasi-Christian message (e.g., [[God hates fags]], [[rainbow]]s are magical), and gallons upon glorious gallons of free [[semen|Faygo]], they have amassed a devoted fanbase who are referred to as "[[Juggalo|Juggalos]]", who live their lives in accordance with the teachings of the Posse in order to earn a place in Shangri-La ([[Hell|a Juggalo-only Heaven]]).
 
[[Some argue]] that this face-painted army is one of the most powerful underground organizations on Earth, and that they inspire [[lulz|fear]] in the hearts of many. After all, there is nothing quite as terrifying than a [[13-year-old boy]] wearing make-up and [[swearing]] in a nine-minute [[YouTube]] video. If you aren't "down with the [[Dick|clown]]," then you best watch your back, because they're packing [[Fleshlight|hatchets]]. Or are they [[Meatspin|meat cleavers]]? They aren't quite sure themselves.
 
==The Band==
[[Image:Insaneclownposse.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Excuse me, sir, you appear to have some [[Santorum]] on your face...]][[Image:Icppaper.jpg|thumb|right|175px]]
 
Simply put, the Insane Clown Posse are a posse of clowns who are [[Retarded|insane]] and cannot rap for shit. Although their exact [[A frank discussion of mental illness|mental illness]] is [[Furry|unspecified]], an educated guess would be a combination of [[Asperger's Syndrome]], [[Tourette's Syndrome]], [[Down Syndrome]], and barely repressed [[homosexuality]] - the latter manifested in a flamboyant drag act with heavy application of [[semen]]-based makeup, culminating in the symbolic ejaculation of Faygo, a [[Ghetto|cheap soda]] brand, over a crowd of eager [[Shota|teenage boys]]. In a press release, [[Goatse|Joseph Bruce]] (the band's [[Pimp|founding member]]) said that a number of their band members and fans are declared homosexuals and, although he mentioned no names, he added "They're the ones wearing clown make-up."
 
ICP rose to fame after [[Disney]] kicked them off their record label, Hollywood Records. Disney claimed this was because of "explicit" lyrical content, but it was more likely because they didn't want a bunch of [[fucktard|rebels]] like ICP associated with their [[Incest|fine family entertainment]]. They were thereafter funded by [[Rupert Murdoch|a genuine independent record company owner]] in order to boost their [[Homosexuality|"sellability"]] to the [[Teenagers|masses]]. The band supposedly comes from Detroit, and as a result, thrive like a locust swarm in the suburbs, where more privileged [[fucktard|white teenagers]] and [[virgin|grown men and women]] can [[Emo|pretend that their lives are shit]].
 
[[PROTIP]]: The fat insane clown is Joseph "Violent Gay" Bruce, Joseph "Faggy 2 Dope" Utsler is the skinny insane clown.
 
===Music===
[[Image:Fuckingmagnets.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Magic all up in this bitch!]]
Insane Clown Posse's [[Violence|violent]] [[rap]] message, extreme behavior, extreme halitosis, and extensive merchandising range are all the things your mother warned you about clowns with mental health issues, and as such are adored by the [[Bullshit|downtrodden misfits from the bottom rung of society]]. While few of these fans have ever had it as tough as Violent J. in his suburban neighborhood, they nonetheless identify with the profound wisdom they find in the lyrics of their songs such as "I'm a freak show coming to your house, standing at your porch, chewing on a dead mouse," "Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)," and of course "You know what I'm sayin'? I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom, grab 'em by the face and say 'Fuck off!'" Saying "fuck off" to mothers, dirty butts, and chewing on a dead mouse are [[Goatse|some of the many important aspects of day-to-day Juggalo life]].
 
* [[Media:Icpwtf.ogg|'''Caution:''' Listening to this clip of the awesome ICP sound may cause nausea, dry mouth, and mild retardation.]]
 
''Please see the [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|talk page]] for a transcript of an [[IRL]] freestyle that ICP recorded and put on their album, [[Trap|''Bizaar'']] (2001).''
 
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<center>
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|<youtube>JQW1rYdFG98</youtube>
<center><b>The average reaction to an ICP song.</b></center>
|<youtube>A83TC27Lrqg</youtube>
<center><b>[[Chris-Chan|A juggalo in his natural habitat]]</b></center>
|<youtube>ufCO0FENhY8</youtube>
<center><b>[[Chris-Chan|A juggalo in his natural habitat part deux]]</b></center>
|<youtube>lIlnuTe1KZY</youtube>
<center><b>The musical style of ICP as simulated by an MD-GRAPE supercomputer.</b></center>
|<youtube>m0N3NwJDe14</youtube>
<center><b>The Anti-juggalo Rap: The only rap worth listening to.</b></center>
|<youtube>f5MzC3_Fahc</youtube>
{{quote|a juffalo is a diss to juggalos never call us juggalos juffalos|acdcking123456789, who obviously obtained his GED.}}
|<youtube>_-agl0pOQfs</youtube>
<center><b>[[Retarded|Fuckin' magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?]]</b></center>
}}</center>
 
===Fuckin' Magnets===
{{main|Fuckin' Magnets}}
 
===[[Howard Stern]] [[Radio]] Show===
In order to understand the mentality of a Juggalo, one must first look at exactly how committed to their violent message the leaders of this notorious gang are. An example of the fearless nature of the Insane Clown Posse was captured on video in 1998 after an interview on the [[Howard Stern]] Show.
 
<strike>#{{youtube|LKcJv8TRPI0|Violent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope}}</strike> participate in a [[tl;dw|captivating]] [[radio]] interview about their genuine [[Buttsecks|badass nature]] and the frequency with which they commit [[Buttsecks|violent acts]] and go to [[Buttsecks|jail]], because the [[Cops|police]] are always trying to lock up the clowns. Someone calls in and refers to the group as wiggers, which Violent Gay objects to on racial grounds. As a member of the wegro community he is [[Butthurt|outraged]].
 
<strike>#{{youtube|8Rf-Fdi_p7I|Haters continue to phone in}}</strike> about how much they think the group sucks after the main interview, and they return in to the studio with the typical macho swagger of men wearing make-up. An uppity [[Wigger|nigger]] calls in and makes the ridiculous assertion that ICP are in fact merely imitating black people with their original rap stylings. [[Internet Tough Guy|Tough words]] follow, and the Posse invites him to come to the studio for a free [[Buttsecks|ass-kicking]], Posse-style.
 
<strike>#{{youtube|6YkBPVd-IPU|A wild negro appears}}</strike>, who works for the show and challenges them on behalf of his primitive race. Despite all the evidence pointing to the fact that they are visibly shitting their pants at this point, it is of course some cunning ruse, possibly to buy time to get their [[Fleshlight|hatchets]]. Or meat cleavers. Faggy 2 Dope rocks in a chair, saying nothing at all, while Violent Gay suddenly remembers that he can't go to jail today and [[Winnar|decides that he doesn't want to fight anymore and wants to be friends]].
 
The negro community may have [[Winnar|won]] this round, but the [[YouTube]] [[comments]] from Juggalos assure that [[Lie|this man would have been killed]] had they [[Buttsecks|fought]].
 
===Marketing===
<center><youtube>6khqJ2q9SFo</youtube></center>
Although a [[Lie|completely terrifying underground serial killer movement]], Insane Clown Posse/Hatchetgear/Twiztid/Psychopathic Records manage to sell vast amounts of [[Pain Series|family-friendly]] clothing, footwear, books, stickers, patches, [[Semen|energy drinks]], action figures, and even board games to people looking for ways to assert their [[Sheep|individuality]].
 
{{tinyquote|there are no requirements to being a Juggalo. We don't care if you spend a dime on merch, or if you know the words to every song. If this music touches you, and you get some positive experience from it, we would be honored to have you consider yourself a Juggalo.|[[Internet|I]][[cp|CP]]}}
 
Although ICP asserts the above, it certainly couldn't hurt the chances of your immortal Juggalo soul ascending to [[Mexico|Shangri-La]] to stay tuned to their YouTube {{youtube2|PsychopathicVideo|Official Marketing Channel}}, radio show, [[MySpace]] clone, and plethora of other media. Besides, all true [[Fantards|Juggalos]] know that you can only {{youtube|WOQDK6jpFY8|kick a person in the ass or balls in officially licensed Hatchet shoes}}. The ability to paradoxically hate the mainstream while spending your entire paycheck on official manufactured goods because {{youtube|MbT1_Ja4qNY|a man dressed as a fucking clown told you to in a fake news report}} further displays the [[Time paradox|complex duality]] that is the Juggalo mind.
 
==Fanbase==
:''See [[Juggalo]]''
 
 
== ICP Trolled by [[ZJemptv]] ==
 
 
A whore atheist trolled ICP
 
 
<center><youtube>EGy64NJWotg</youtube></center>
 
 
ICP saw ZJemptv's video and got butthurt
 
 
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==Chosen Enemies==
[[Image:Coal_Chamber.jpg|thumb|This is Coal Chamber. ICP hates them. It's the girl, I'm sure.]]
[[File:Violent J Report Card.jpg|thumb|200px|Violent Gay's 9th grade teachers were lying, thus making him pissed.]]
 
For some reason or another, ICP has picked fights with pretty much everyone in the music industry. Here are a few of the "victims" of their "hate".
 
* [[Eminem]]
* [[My Chemical Romance]]
* [[Redneck|Kid Rock]]
* [[Slipknot|Korn]]
* [[Britain's Got No Fucking Talent|Sharon Osbourne]]
* [[Metal|Ozzy]]
* [[Justin Bieber]]
* [[Naruto]]
* [[Goth|Rob Zombie]]
* [[Punk|Dropkick Murphys]]
* [[Incarnate|Kiss]] - ICP accuses them of "stealing their shit", although Kiss' [[Chris-chan|interesting]] look out-dates [[Wigger|ICP]]'s own.
* [[Disney]]
* [[Grunge|Pearl Jam]]
* [[Rage|Rage Against The Machine]] - Called ICP [[truth|poser faggots]] and said they have never felt real pain.
* [[Tool]] - Same reason as Rage Against The Machine.
* [[Down's Syndrome|System of a Down]]
* [[Irish|Flogging Molly]]
* [[Carson Daly]]
* [[Penis|Limp Bizkit]] - For not sucking nearly as bad at what is, more or less, the same type of music.
* [[But you are died!|Coal Chamber]] - Probably the most irrational of them all, as they replaced ICP at one of the Ozzfest concerts in a decision that was far beyond their control,
* [[Furry|Pelicans]]
* [[Fuckin' Magnets|Scientists]] - Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting them pissed.
* [[Faggotry|Tony Meehan]] - Total Irish fag who dislikes hiphop because of religious reasons. Furthermore, believes that clowns/juggalos don't exist, and instead, wanks over leprechaun fetish and rainbow unicorn porno.
 
===[[Parody]] Videos===
<center>
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|<youtube>pkC7dcxZ5_Q</youtube>
<center><b>Juggalo News Network</b></center>
|<youtube>65jtOqQRs18</youtube>
<center><b>The cast of [[Mega64]] mocking Juggalo merchandise.</b></center>
|<youtube>YxJgTHOfJGA</youtube>
<center><b>[[Wigger|Eminem]] trolling ICP [[IRL]].</b></center>
|<youtube>35lXSVhZtzg</youtube>
<center><b>[[Trolling|A loving cover]] of the music of ICP.</b></center>
}}</center>
 
==Insane Clown Posse with No Paint==
{{cg|ICP with No Paint|Insane Clown Posse with No Paint|center|<gallery>|
File:Violent J Paralyzed.jpg| They actually ''are'' handicapped.
File:Shaggy 2 Dope swimming with Dolphin.jpg|[[Dolphinsex|Yes, he fucked it.]]
File:Violent J No Paint 11.jpg|Fuckin' chin hair, how does it work?
File:Violent J No Paint messy hair.jpg|Realizing some people actually like his music.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:ICP no paint security guard.jpg
File:ICP No Paint Hell's Pit Backtray.jpg|Not scary.
File:ICP no paint bikes.jpg
File:ICP No Paint Trio.jpg
File:ICP black group member.jpg|Paid a nigger $17 bucks to take a picture with.
File:Violent J and Shaggy no paint with fan.jpg
File:ICP in Jail.jpg|Where they belong, fucking jail.
File:ICP Unmasked AP.jpg|derp
File:ICP after show no paint.jpg
File:Violent J Vanilla Ice.jpg| Vanilla Ice, just as bad.
File:Violent J No Paint Jack the Rapper.jpg
File:Violent J no paint female fan.jpg|Posing with groupie slut.
File:Violent J No Paint Performing.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint At Home.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint with Soda.jpg|Posing with fans.
File:Violent J No Paint 2.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint Blue Shirt.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint 3.jpg
File:Violent J no paint 4.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint 5.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint Cammo Shirt.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint at Funhouse.jpg
File:Violent J Black Shirt No Paint Wrestling.jpg
File:Violent J No Paint Riding.jpg
File:Violent J Teenager No Paint.jpg
File:Violent j wrestling 2.jpg
File:Violent J Wrestling No Paint.jpg
File:Violent J no Paint White Sox cap.jpg
File:Shaggy 2 Dope Banana Suit.jpg|He wears this suit in hopes of nigger apes will crave him.
File:Shaggy 2 Dope No Paint Acne.jpg|Nice wallpaper and acne, faggot.
File:Shaggy 2 Dope No Paint.jpg
File:Shaggy 2 Dope no paint with Dog.jpg|Yes, he [[Furry|fucked]] it.
File:Violent J Kindergarten.jpg|No wonder he was picked on.
File:Violent J Baby.jpg|Masturbating to siblings as a baby.
File:Violent J mom.jpg|More like fattest woman.
File:Violent J mom and siblings.jpg|Fact: His [[Incest|sister]] was raped.
File:Violent J kid with friend.jpg|J's first sex partner.
File:ICP high school photos no paint.jpg|Nerds.
File:Violent J kid eating cereal.jpg|Eat up, fat ass.
File:Shaggy 2 Dope kid no paint.jpg|Dirty Indian.
File:Violent J wrestling no paint.jpg|Typical fag hobby.
File:Violent J 21st birthday no paint.jpg|No one showed up to party.
File:Inner City Posse No Paint.jpg|Wiggers personified.
File:Inner Citty Posse Albums.jpg
File:Inner City Posse Promo 1.jpg
File:Inner Citty Posse Promo 2.jpg|Yes, they think they're [[nigras]].
File:ICP backstage Magic Bag show no paint.jpg
File:ICP no paint Great Milenko party.jpg
File:ICP no paint backstage.jpg
File:Violent J eating cheetos with dog.jpg|Yes, he fucked it.
File:Shaggy 2 Dope superman.jpg|Typical pre-show dress up party.
File:ICP no paint with ric flair.jpg|Ric Flair died shortly after this photo.
File:Violent J no paint 2 Live crew.jpg|Wigger chinks love clowns.
file:ICPC.jpg|OH CRAP!
</gallery>}}
 
==Clowns of God==
 
== IN THE BEGINNING... ==
The I[[CP]] have been subliminally converting their [[retard]]-ass [[meth]] addict fans to [[Christ]][[faggotry]]. Almost blatantly when they released their recent [[alone|single]], "Miracles", steaming from their latest project-turd, ''Bang Pow Boom''. A huge departure from their usual "work", this somewhat upbeat, thankful song is unexpectedly FERVENTLY AND ANGRILY DEFENDED BY ALL JUGGALOS AS A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL, FUNNY SONG!
 
Fans and ICP theologians first suspected this through subtle hints left in the "thank you" section of the cover sleeves and the profound, esoteric nature of "Miracles". A song that takes the time to appreciate things like fuckin' gravity, pelicans, magnets, and rainbows, all while disdaining the materialistic perspective on the universe. Little will change for the fans, though. They will continue to call out to God for guidance in-between meth binges and convenience store shifts/robberies.
 
The lulz deepened with their latest release, [[Goatse|"Thy Unveiling"]], which has  disenfranchised a significant amount of Juggalos, by hoping that they will find [[shotgun mouthwash|God]]! It's the shittiest [[country]]/[[rap]]/[[rock]] [[bullshit]] ever. It is in the simplest of words, a song written and performed by a middle-aged [[unfunny]] clown named "Violent J.", who reveals that [[God]] is an [[lol wut|evil dark carnival]], and pleads that you should find him. Just watch the fucking thing.
 
<youtube>OvAi-OBEJm0</youtube>
 
"Fuck it, we got to tell.
 
All secrets will now be told
 
No more hidden messages
 
…Truth is we follow GOD!!!
 
We've always been behind him
 
The carnival is GOD
 
And may all Juggalos find him
 
We're not sorry if we tricked you."
 
==See Also==
*'''NEWEST''' Juggalo Front Figure [[Chris-chan|Chris Chan]]
*[[Fuckin Magnets]]
*[[6699]]
*[[Anabelle Lotus]]
*[[Go-]]
*[[Imperial Stars]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse/SerialKillaC]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR]]
*[[Jokawild]]
*[[Juggalette420]]
*[[JuggaletteJenny]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[Porn Clown]]
*[[Rebecca Black]]
*[[Tammyslut]]
*[[TsimFuckis]]
*[[TwiztidAsh]]
*[[Wigger]]
 
==External links==
* [http://www.blogtv.com/gothicprincess23] Jugalette whore on blogtv. Easily butthurt when you troll ICP, makes shows EVERY day.
* [http://www.insaneclownposse.com ICP official site] Faggotry abounds.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalos Juggalos on Wikipedia.] The [[Wikipedia]] definition of a [[Homo|Juggalo]].
* [http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Juggalo How to be a Juggalo on Wikihow.]
* [http://juggalos.deviantart.com/ Juggalos on Deviantart] Juggalo fan club on [[Deviantart]].
* {{lj|anti_juggalo|Livejournal's Anti-juggalo community}}
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Royal-Oak-MI/Psychopathic-Records-Inc/110241929628 Psychopathic Records on Facebook] '''ICP''''s gay label on Facebook.]
* [http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=115674215127184 Let's create a scholarship to send the Insane Clown Posse to college - Facebook Group]
* [http://www.petitiononline.com/12w33d/petition.html Religious tolerance for Juggalos] Troll for good LULZ (Update: '''EPIC WIN''')
* [http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=iaminmadlove&item=home&poetry=true Epic Failure Juggalette Dyke's Poetry Page Please Troll]
* [http://www.myspace.com/destroyuchris 13-year-old wannabe juggalo]
* [http://www.myspace.com/triplesix Typical Juggalette Myspace Whore]
* [http://www.myspace.com/chicagojuggalojk47 PROUD JUGGALO PARENT, WAIT OH SHI-]
* [http://www.myspace.com/juggalo_julz_jrb ANOTHER JUGGALO PARENT]
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=25737313 Pregnant juggalos? Oh noes...]
* [http://www.myspace.com/phury666 Akasha Black, prolific semen-receptacle, breeder, and the kind of white trash that gives wiggers a bad name]
* [http://www.tryptechnics.com/pictures/GOTJ2004/index6.html scroll through all the galleries and receive photographic proof that all Juggalettes are fat ugly sluts, and that most Juggalos need to put down the pipe]
* [http://www.juggalonews.com/ JuggaloNews (ICP News Site]
* [http://www.faygoluvers.net/main/ FaygoLuvers (ICP News Site)]
* [http://forums.horrorcore.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=11&page=1&pp=25&sort=lastpost&order=desc&daysprune=-1 ICP Message Board (Psychopathic Asylum)]
 
'''VIDEO''': <br />
* [http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/cool/view/ Frontline: The Merchants of Cool] - PBS special showing juggalos in their natural habitat (chapter six).
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZrwr-VRjuk ICP's MTV commercial] (to prove how "hardcore" and "underground" they are)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq3MA4UdeOA ICP brings you closer to God]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzxUuHSOLU&search=icp ICP recruitment commercial]
* [http://www.blogtv.com/people/Freeballin01 LOL JUGGALO]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tvN3mFtSAw Inbred Juggalettes demanding attention]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/wakkotheclown Sad Fat Juggalo with Serious Opinions]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdmjlwbQN8Y] The original Kiss song that ICP stole all of their music aspects from.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqtOpdff_0 Violent Gay demonstrating his good parenting skills.]
 
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Revision as of 05:14, 12 February 2012

This article needs a serious clean up

Somebody should do something about it.

Juggalos are epic lolcows
One page alone is not enough...
Those bound for Shangri-La just got their own page!!
Yes!
ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN???
Pro-gang shootings? No? You should be.
Revealing his penis size.

The Insane Clown Pussies (Or ICP, for short) are a talented white rap group. Their first choice for their name was "Incestuous Child Pornography", but that was already trademarked by a certain organization. Known for their raw portrayal of the hardships of middle-class life in the dangerous suburbs and for their high-contrast makeup, the ICP astounds critics by continuing to produce what they themselves consider to be music, but what most musicologists consider to be syncopated autistic tantrums. With their offensive predictable lyrics, makeup, merchandising empire, quasi-Christian message (e.g., God hates fags, rainbows are magical), and gallons upon glorious gallons of free Faygo, they have amassed a devoted fanbase who are referred to as "Juggalos", who live their lives in accordance with the teachings of the Posse in order to earn a place in Shangri-La (a Juggalo-only Heaven).

Some argue that this face-painted army is one of the most powerful underground organizations on Earth, and that they inspire fear in the hearts of many. After all, there is nothing quite as terrifying than a 13-year-old boy wearing make-up and swearing in a nine-minute YouTube video. If you aren't "down with the clown," then you best watch your back, because they're packing hatchets. Or are they meat cleavers? They aren't quite sure themselves.

The Band

Excuse me, sir, you appear to have some Santorum on your face...

Simply put, the Insane Clown Posse are a posse of clowns who are insane and cannot rap for shit. Although their exact mental illness is unspecified, an educated guess would be a combination of Asperger's Syndrome, Tourette's Syndrome, Down Syndrome, and barely repressed homosexuality - the latter manifested in a flamboyant drag act with heavy application of semen-based makeup, culminating in the symbolic ejaculation of Faygo, a cheap soda brand, over a crowd of eager teenage boys. In a press release, Joseph Bruce (the band's founding member) said that a number of their band members and fans are declared homosexuals and, although he mentioned no names, he added "They're the ones wearing clown make-up."

ICP rose to fame after Disney kicked them off their record label, Hollywood Records. Disney claimed this was because of "explicit" lyrical content, but it was more likely because they didn't want a bunch of rebels like ICP associated with their fine family entertainment. They were thereafter funded by a genuine independent record company owner in order to boost their "sellability" to the masses. The band supposedly comes from Detroit, and as a result, thrive like a locust swarm in the suburbs, where more privileged white teenagers and grown men and women can pretend that their lives are shit.

PROTIP: The fat insane clown is Joseph "Violent Gay" Bruce, Joseph "Faggy 2 Dope" Utsler is the skinny insane clown.

Music

Magic all up in this bitch!

Insane Clown Posse's violent rap message, extreme behavior, extreme halitosis, and extensive merchandising range are all the things your mother warned you about clowns with mental health issues, and as such are adored by the downtrodden misfits from the bottom rung of society. While few of these fans have ever had it as tough as Violent J. in his suburban neighborhood, they nonetheless identify with the profound wisdom they find in the lyrics of their songs such as "I'm a freak show coming to your house, standing at your porch, chewing on a dead mouse," "Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)," and of course "You know what I'm sayin'? I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom, grab 'em by the face and say 'Fuck off!'" Saying "fuck off" to mothers, dirty butts, and chewing on a dead mouse are some of the many important aspects of day-to-day Juggalo life.

Please see the talk page for a transcript of an IRL freestyle that ICP recorded and put on their album, Bizaar (2001).

The average reaction to an ICP song.

A juggalo in his natural habitat

A juggalo in his natural habitat part deux

The musical style of ICP as simulated by an MD-GRAPE supercomputer.

The Anti-juggalo Rap: The only rap worth listening to.

   
“ 		 
a juffalo is a diss to juggalos never call us juggalos juffalos
  		„
  		 

—acdcking123456789, who obviously obtained his GED.

Fuckin' magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Previous Video | Next Video

Fuckin' Magnets

Moar info: Fuckin' Magnets.

Howard Stern Radio Show

In order to understand the mentality of a Juggalo, one must first look at exactly how committed to their violent message the leaders of this notorious gang are. An example of the fearless nature of the Insane Clown Posse was captured on video in 1998 after an interview on the Howard Stern Show.

# Violent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope participate in a captivating radio interview about their genuine badass nature and the frequency with which they commit violent acts and go to jail, because the police are always trying to lock up the clowns. Someone calls in and refers to the group as wiggers, which Violent Gay objects to on racial grounds. As a member of the wegro community he is outraged.

# Haters continue to phone in about how much they think the group sucks after the main interview, and they return in to the studio with the typical macho swagger of men wearing make-up. An uppity nigger calls in and makes the ridiculous assertion that ICP are in fact merely imitating black people with their original rap stylings. Tough words follow, and the Posse invites him to come to the studio for a free ass-kicking, Posse-style.

# A wild negro appears, who works for the show and challenges them on behalf of his primitive race. Despite all the evidence pointing to the fact that they are visibly shitting their pants at this point, it is of course some cunning ruse, possibly to buy time to get their hatchets. Or meat cleavers. Faggy 2 Dope rocks in a chair, saying nothing at all, while Violent Gay suddenly remembers that he can't go to jail today and decides that he doesn't want to fight anymore and wants to be friends.

The negro community may have won this round, but the YouTube comments from Juggalos assure that this man would have been killed had they fought.

Marketing

Although a completely terrifying underground serial killer movement, Insane Clown Posse/Hatchetgear/Twiztid/Psychopathic Records manage to sell vast amounts of family-friendly clothing, footwear, books, stickers, patches, energy drinks, action figures, and even board games to people looking for ways to assert their individuality.


 
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there are no requirements to being a Juggalo. We don't care if you spend a dime on merch, or if you know the words to every song. If this music touches you, and you get some positive experience from it, we would be honored to have you consider yourself a Juggalo.
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—ICP


Although ICP asserts the above, it certainly couldn't hurt the chances of your immortal Juggalo soul ascending to Shangri-La to stay tuned to their YouTube Template:Youtube2, radio show, MySpace clone, and plethora of other media. Besides, all true Juggalos know that you can only kick a person in the ass or balls in officially licensed Hatchet shoes. The ability to paradoxically hate the mainstream while spending your entire paycheck on official manufactured goods because a man dressed as a fucking clown told you to in a fake news report further displays the complex duality that is the Juggalo mind.

Fanbase

See Juggalo


ICP Trolled by ZJemptv

A whore atheist trolled ICP



ICP saw ZJemptv's video and got butthurt


Chosen Enemies

This is Coal Chamber. ICP hates them. It's the girl, I'm sure.
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Violent Gay's 9th grade teachers were lying, thus making him pissed.

For some reason or another, ICP has picked fights with pretty much everyone in the music industry. Here are a few of the "victims" of their "hate".

Parody Videos

Juggalo News Network

The cast of Mega64 mocking Juggalo merchandise.

Eminem trolling ICP IRL.

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Clowns of God

IN THE BEGINNING...

The ICP have been subliminally converting their retard-ass meth addict fans to Christfaggotry. Almost blatantly when they released their recent single, "Miracles", steaming from their latest project-turd, Bang Pow Boom. A huge departure from their usual "work", this somewhat upbeat, thankful song is unexpectedly FERVENTLY AND ANGRILY DEFENDED BY ALL JUGGALOS AS A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL, FUNNY SONG!

Fans and ICP theologians first suspected this through subtle hints left in the "thank you" section of the cover sleeves and the profound, esoteric nature of "Miracles". A song that takes the time to appreciate things like fuckin' gravity, pelicans, magnets, and rainbows, all while disdaining the materialistic perspective on the universe. Little will change for the fans, though. They will continue to call out to God for guidance in-between meth binges and convenience store shifts/robberies.

The lulz deepened with their latest release, "Thy Unveiling", which has disenfranchised a significant amount of Juggalos, by hoping that they will find God! It's the shittiest country/rap/rock bullshit ever. It is in the simplest of words, a song written and performed by a middle-aged unfunny clown named "Violent J.", who reveals that God is an evil dark carnival, and pleads that you should find him. Just watch the fucking thing.

"Fuck it, we got to tell.

All secrets will now be told

No more hidden messages

…Truth is we follow GOD!!!

We've always been behind him

The carnival is GOD

And may all Juggalos find him

We're not sorry if we tricked you."

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