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{{Quote|<center>"SHUT UP!!!! EVERYONE HAS A SOFT SIDE...LOL..LOL"</center>|Glenn |on [[fag|soft sides]].}}
{{Quote|<center>"SHUT UP!!!! EVERYONE HAS A SOFT SIDE...LOL..LOL"</center>|Glenn |on [[fag|soft sides]].}}


{{Quote|<center>"ReAd....yeah right...that is hilarious!!!!"</center>|Glenn |on [[reading]].}}
{{Quote|<center>"ReAd....yeah right...that is hilarious!!!!"</center>|Glenn |on reading.}}


{{Quote|<center>"My big sis... :) ...because she is freaking AWSOME~!"</center>|Glenn |on [[incest|his sister]]. Note to Anon:
{{Quote|<center>"My big sis... :) ...because she is freaking AWSOME~!"</center>|Glenn |on [[incest|his sister]]. Note to Anon:
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{{Quote|<center>"The boggey man!!! lol...so I can ask him why the hell he had to scare the shit out of me all those years....BASTARD!!!!!....lol lol"</center>|Glenn |on who he'd like to meet.}}
{{Quote|<center>"The boggey man!!! lol...so I can ask him why the hell he had to scare the shit out of me all those years....BASTARD!!!!!....lol lol"</center>|Glenn |on who he'd like to meet.}}


==Contact Glenn==
==Contact Glenn==

Revision as of 16:58, 6 July 2015

Glenn is a typical example of a pedophile Wigger

Glenn Taylor is a 20 year old pedophile whose life long dream is to become a professional football player for the Dallas Cowboys. Sadly, Glenn now works at Wal-Mart, stocking shelves. He has a little brother and two older sisters. In his spare time, he likes to hang out with friends, drinking, playing poker, and visits teen chatrooms. This is how he met sexy little 13 year old Amber Jennings, on the 30th of October 2007. Despite the obvious fake name, Glenn failed to see that Amber was in fact none other than Anonymous. After a bit of chatting, Amber and Glenn moved on to AIM, resulting in the following conversation:

AIM Conversation

Anonymous (15:13:12): hey its amber 
Anonymous (15:14:03): hey its amber 
Anonymous (15:14:47): hey its amber 
Anonymous (15:15:30): u there? 
GBballa31 (15:16:11): yeah i am 
Anonymous (15:16:22): yay  
GBballa31 (15:16:22):  sorry it took so long 
Anonymous (15:16:25): its kk 
GBballa31 (15:16:35):  so do you have any pics 
Anonymous (15:17:06): new comp but i have 1 lol 
Anonymous (15:17:13): gimme a min 2 find it 
GBballa31 (15:17:15):  ok 
GBballa31 (15:17:16):  send it 
ATTENTION (15:18:48): File Transfer session initiated. 
GBballa31 (15:20:03):  ok 
Anonymous (15:20:05): u cancelled  
GBballa31 (15:20:28):  i hit sccept 
ATTENTION (15:20:34): File transfer for me n mirror lol.jpg is complete. 
Anonymous (15:20:40): yay u got it 
Anonymous (15:20:45): its silli lol 
Anonymous (15:21:03): i took it this mornin so u no wut im wearin now  
GBballa31 (15:21:34):  good 
Anonymous (15:21:47): how bout u? 
GBballa31 (15:22:40):  baby you hot 
Anonymous (15:22:48): aww thanks *blush* 
Anonymous (15:22:59): if u rly think so i can make sum moar 
Anonymous (15:23:26): but u first 
ATTENTION (15:23:36): File transfer for me1.jpg is complete. 
GBballa31 (15:23:52):  please baby make some more you are look really good 
GBballa31 (15:24:36):  if you like it i can make some more to 
Anonymous (15:24:51): u show me urs i show u mine  
Anonymous (15:25:45): hold on ill brb 
Anonymous (15:25:55): take nawti pic for me, ill make 1 4 u 
Anonymous (15:27:05): k bk 
GBballa31 (15:27:12):  so you like 
Anonymous (15:27:18): yes 
GBballa31 (15:27:28):  so you want more 
Anonymous (15:27:30): i took nawti pic 4 u lol 
Anonymous (15:27:31): yes 
Anonymous (15:27:58): send me nawti pic n ull get moar 
ATTENTION (15:28:20): File transfer for me nawti.jpg is complete. 
Anonymous (15:28:20): i hope u like 
Anonymous (15:28:35): im skinny  
GBballa31 (15:28:37):  i prolly will 
GBballa31 (15:28:46):  its alright your tiny i love small girls 
Anonymous (15:29:01): so can i have pic of ur thing?  
Anonymous (15:29:11): it made me tingly 2 take that pic 
GBballa31 (15:29:43):  nice 
GBballa31 (15:29:45):  i like that pic 
GBballa31 (15:29:55):  take some more and i will go take one 
Anonymous (15:30:00): k 
Anonymous (15:30:08): but u send first lol 
Anonymous (15:30:13): brb 
GBballa31 (15:30:17):  i will 
GBballa31 (15:30:19):  brb also 
Anonymous (15:32:20): back...n ull b happy i do ballet, made sum very special 1s just 4 u  
GBballa31 (15:32:47):  ok 
GBballa31 (15:32:55):  its just going to be a minute 
Anonymous (15:33:00): i have a crazy idea 4 u 
Anonymous (15:33:03): if ur up 4 it 
Anonymous (15:33:13): im random lol 
GBballa31 (15:33:30):  yeah do it 
Anonymous (15:33:37): im rly wet rite now and um... 
Anonymous (15:33:45): do u want mi wet panties? 
Anonymous (15:33:52): *blush* 
GBballa31 (15:34:12):  what do you mean 
GBballa31 (15:34:17):  how would iget them 
Anonymous (15:34:20): i can send them 2 u 
GBballa31 (15:34:41):  like the mail 
Anonymous (15:34:44): ya 
GBballa31 (15:34:53):  maybe 
GBballa31 (15:34:56):  where you live 
Anonymous (15:35:07): uk, but ill pay 4 shipping 
Anonymous (15:35:11): not heavy  
GBballa31 (15:35:15):  lol 
Anonymous (15:35:20): i'll send u a pic of them 1st 
GBballa31 (15:35:21):  how long would it take 
GBballa31 (15:35:24):  ok 
Anonymous (15:36:16): thats 1 of my ballet poses lol 
Anonymous (15:36:21): pic a bit blurry tho 
ATTENTION (15:36:23): File transfer for ballet.jpg is complete. 
Anonymous (15:36:52): *VERY HARD BLUSH* 
GBballa31 (15:37:04):  ok 
Anonymous (15:37:19): u want them? 
Anonymous (15:38:17): ur not answering so i guess no  
GBballa31 (15:38:28):  yeah 
GBballa31 (15:38:35):  sorry i am getting my pic ready 
Anonymous (15:38:37): oh ok 
GBballa31 (15:38:42):  i really like that ballet one 
Anonymous (15:39:03): i'll take em of 4 u and start preparing them 4 u, ok? 
GBballa31 (15:39:27):  i didn't understand that one 
Anonymous (15:39:44): like make sure their rly wet and then in a plastic baggie so they stay wet  
Anonymous (15:39:48): so i can send them 
Anonymous (15:40:09): if u want em 
GBballa31 (15:40:20):  maybe 
GBballa31 (15:40:26):  would you be able to call 
Anonymous (15:40:35): in a bit  
GBballa31 (15:40:53):  ok 
Anonymous (15:41:18): so r u almost done wiv ur pic? 
GBballa31 (15:41:51):  yeah 
Anonymous (15:41:58): yay 
ATTENTION (15:42:05): File transfer for tn.jpg is complete. 
Anonymous (15:42:05): im rly wet now 
Anonymous (15:42:19): y r ur pics so small? 
GBballa31 (15:42:29):  cuz they are from my cell phone 
Anonymous (15:42:42): kk 
Anonymous (15:42:46): i like  
Anonymous (15:43:19): so um... i rote "glenn taylor" on the envelope  
Anonymous (15:43:27): and a hart and some xxx 
Anonymous (15:43:28):   
Anonymous (15:43:33): i need ur address 
GBballa31 (15:44:00):  i will give it to you on the phone 
GBballa31 (15:44:47):  you have anymore pics 
Anonymous (15:44:50): whats ur number? 
GBballa31 (15:44:59):  can you call international 
Anonymous (15:45:46): i dunno ill try 
ATTENTION (15:46:08): File transfer for skirt .jpg is complete. 
Anonymous (15:46:59): whats ur number? 
ATTENTION (15:47:07): File transfer for ureyesonly.jpg is complete. 
GBballa31 (15:48:04):  call me 
GBballa31 (15:48:10):  1 315 778 6629 
Anonymous (15:48:23): kk lemme try cuz it's international 
Anonymous (15:49:11): nope 
Anonymous (15:49:25): "this number is not avialable at the time"  
Anonymous (15:50:01):   
GBballa31 (15:50:16):  that sucks 
Anonymous (15:50:26): i no 
Anonymous (15:50:47): can i get ur address to send u the envelope? i'll include a luvletr 
Anonymous (15:50:51): i want u 2 be mi bf 
GBballa31 (15:50:54):  call the operator and see if you can 
GBballa31 (15:51:06):  ok i can be you bf 
Anonymous (15:51:12): yay 
Anonymous (15:51:26): give me ur adress ill give u mine, calling op now 4 u huni 
GBballa31 (15:51:31):  XXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX (Removed due to ED Dox policy)
GBballa31 (15:52:20):  and i want a pic of your pussy with something in it ok 
Anonymous (15:52:38): NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants 
due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor under 16. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, 
please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. 
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action. 
GBballa31 (15:52:42):  and not your fingers 
Anonymous (15:53:22): Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered 
into the database. 
GBballa31 (15:54:00): i don't have any reasons she sent them to me 
GBballa31 signed off at 15:54:44.
ATTENTION (15:54:47): File Transfer session has been disconnected.

In case of TL;DR

What happened there is that "Amber" fooled dumbshit Glen into giving her his phone number. The number didn't work so she asked for his address, which he then forked over like an idiot he is. Amber then registered him to the Child Internet Service Protection Agency and they then sent his IP to the criminal database.

Glenn made this picture especially for little Amber


With the information Glenn provided, Anon will without a doubt be kind enough to provide his 16 year old girlfriend Amy over her Myspace. As of about 4:40 AM on October 31, 2007, both Glenn's and Amy's Myspace accounts have been deleted.

Quotes

   
 
"baby i love you more than anything and maybe one day you will realize that"

 

 
 

—Glenn Taylor, on his MySpace, referring to Amy.

   
 
"Mostly comedy..not to much of a mushy mushy guy!!!"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on movies.

   
 
"SHUT UP!!!! EVERYONE HAS A SOFT SIDE...LOL..LOL"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on soft sides.

   
 
"ReAd....yeah right...that is hilarious!!!!"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on reading.

   
 
"My big sis... :) ...because she is freaking AWSOME~!"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on his sister. Note to Anon: find his sister and inform her of the existance of this page.


   
 
"My current girlfriends is amazing and very special to me, thank you for being you..you know who you are ;)"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on Amy. Sadly for Glenn, Anon knows too


   
 
"The boggey man!!! lol...so I can ask him why the hell he had to scare the shit out of me all those years....BASTARD!!!!!....lol lol"

 

 
 

—Glenn, on who he'd like to meet.

Contact Glenn

MSN: [email protected]

ALTERNATE MSN/YAHOO: [email protected]

AIM: GBballa31

Glenn's Myspace As of about 4:40 AM on October 31, 2007, both Glenn's and Amy's Myspace accounts have been deleted.


NEWS FLASH: DEXTER, NY IS VERY NEAR WATERTOWN! ALL ST. LAWRENCE, LEWIS, JEFFERSON, ONEIDA, and OSWEGO county Anonymous are hereby /r/'d to get pics of this address as well as troll IRL with extreme prejudice!

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