Gordon the Pringles Giraffe

click here to make Gordon the official art of the Pringles can! IRL PRINGLES GIRAFFE FUCK YEAH!

Gordon the Pringles Giraffe circa 2006

Gordon circa 2008, after his guest appearance in Brawl.

Gordon the Pringles Giraffe is a forced meme dating back to 2006, when some 13 year old boy with Asperger's syndrome combined his two favorite things: Pringles and giraffes. By these things (and some MS Paint) combined, here comes Gordon, the Pringles Giraffe. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with children these days? Obviously this made absolutely no sense, which is lulzy enough, but the lulz wouldn't end there. Gordon eventually galloped onto 4chan's b in the summer of 2008, where he gained meme status due to the fact that he looked so fucking weird. Also, he was some of the first original content that /b/ had seen in a while, even if it hadn't been drawn by a fellow /b/tard.

Gordon is one of the only four forced memes to be considered win, the others being So Cash, DESU, and FUCK YEAH SEAKING, due to their endless possibilities. Most notable are his seamless transitions in element type, as shown below:

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  Fire
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  Grass
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  Water

Gordon has been remade numerous times since first posted on /b/, and has become yet another poor member of the 4chan family. While some who find him annoying because he is just so strange looking, some /b/tards took the initiative of adopting poor Gordon, perhaps thereby creating a whole family of weird-ass giraffes. Gordon can often be found hanging out at watering holes and playgrounds, luring in little children with his kawaii looks and Guido mustache.

Gordon is what every giraffe wants to be when it grows up, even if he looks like a fucking monster.

The Shrimp and Hippo Team

Gordon's first appearance.

There is much speculation over who originally created this strange monstrosity, whether it's a retard or a gifted artist we'll never truly know (somewhat like the debate between Chris-chan and Jimmy Hill). It is widely believed that Gordon originates from a group called the Shrimp and Hippo Team, composed of a 12 year old kid who recently discovered how to use Adobe Flash and some other one that made a shitty comic called Stuperman. Stuperman's creator was the one who devised the creation of Gordon, and introduced him to the Shrimp and Hippo series, though no movies were made with him (thank god). After making his debut in the comic on your right, news quickly spread across the interwebs about his existence and his picture was spread to multiple forums including Gamespot and various others. An artist by the name of Malion decided to bring more life to Gordon's image and turn him into a masterpiece rivaling that of any da Vinci painting. Much drama was caused when Malion found out that Gordon was brought to /b/ and eventually ED by Crazyconan, but it was eventually settled and Malion to this day submits various (and hilarious) drawings of Gordon to us, making ED the new owner of the Pringles giraffe.

To view the drama on ED's behalf, read this article's talk page.

Disappearance

FOUND!

Shortly after his reemergence in September, someone forgot to lock the gate on Gordon's cage and he ran off, fleeing from the faggots at b. The reward for Gordon's capture was +1 internets.

Found

During the terrifying Lamp forcing of November 14th, Gordon returned to /b/ after realizing the horrible cancer his master was facing. He proceeded to fight back, and was nearly taken over by the cancer himself. But Gordon overcame.

Gordon will always overcome.

IRL GORDON PRINGLES!

Legion of Gordon Pringles cans!

Pringles is currently hosting a "Design your own can" contest on the internets. What better venue for Gordon's introduction to the mainstream than a can of Pringles graced with his likeness? NONE, goddammit! So go flood Gordon pics to the Pringles gallery. You know you want to.

DO IT FAGGOT!

The Pringles contest (VOTE FOR HIM NAO.) You can vote one time per picture per day. Vote for all the Gordon cans and then vote for them some moar.

The cans to vote for:

Backup can #1

Backup can #2

Backup can #3

Original can, baleeted from contest gallery but can still be seen/voted on through glitch.

Vote as many fucking times as you want with this.

Facts about Gordon

We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to help you understand more about the great Pringles Giraffe, so we have listed a number of facts that can help with any paper you may want to write about involving Gordon (in TOW style):

Gordon the Pringles Giraffe

• Species: Giraffa Pringlis

• Country of Origin: Zimbabwe

• Height: Over 9,000 feet tall

• Weight: 4,000 kg

• Life expectancy: At least 100 years

• Habitat: Salty

Gordon in the Wild

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  Gordon IRL.
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  Gordon the Pringles Girraffe spotted for the first time in the continent of Africa.
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  34'd
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  In The Wild

Run for President of CWCville

Moar info: Chris-chan#CWCVille_Elections.

Gordon for President of CWCVille.

With the recent events and happenings of Chris-chan (including his infamous doll sex-tape), it has been announced that for the 2009 Presidential election of CWCville that Gordon will be running for the office of President alongside CWC as mayor. His challengers include Billy Mays and other memes, though it has been predicted that Gordon will be the likely winner in this shitstorm of retards and crappy drawings. It has been recently disclosed that Billy Mays has taken over as the mayor of CWCville with Chris out of action, but Gordon still has a good chance of winning the presidency (though noone would really want to anyways) and along Billy Mays clean up the filth of CWCville.

Gallery

Gallery of Gordons About missing Pics

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  Don't you prefer the NON furfag kind of 34? Well, too bad for you.
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  Gordon singing everyone's favorite song.
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  Gordon has his emo moments.
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  A mate for Gordon?

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  Gordon is a Guitar Hero.
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  Gordon likes to play Animal Crossing because he is a furry.
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  Angry Gordon is angry.
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  Hellspawn
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  Gordon likes to smoke weed.
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  Gordon is the Batgiraffe.
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  Why So Serious?
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  Pee Wee Gordon
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  PIME TARADOX
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  Gordonjack will kill your fa-
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  Epic Fail Gordon
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  Gordon is pretty intense.
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  Get your own Gordon toy!
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  Do a Gordon Roll!!!
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  Your lord and savior.
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  Gordon no longer needs a mate.
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  OH SHI-
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  Zombie Gordon
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  Gordon in Naruto.
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  Gordon's appearance in Super Mario.
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  Everyone luuurves Gordon!
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  Gordon's great-grandfather
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  Discovering the mysteries of life one Pringle at a time.
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  Van Gogh painted this.
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  Gordon wallpaper
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  wut
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  Robot form
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  FFFFFFUUUUUUU
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  Gordon being taken over by lamp cancer.
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  Gordon killing it in response.
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  MS Paint version
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  durrr...
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  Now Google loves Gordon!
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  How do I ate Pringles?
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  I glimpsed a Gordon once.
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  Oh noez, it's Pringles the Gordon Giraffe.
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  GORDESU
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  Gordon takes advice any way he can.
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  Everyone is getting into Gordon.
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  Gordon as he appears in Gears 3.
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  I herd u liek Pringles Giraffes.
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  can't enjoy your sandwich when you don't have thumbs...or a mouth.
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  Even Pringles Giraffes get Diabeetus.
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  EFG takes a ride on Gordon :3
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  ZA WARUDO
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  Gordon Fucks up your Lamp.
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  Gordon minus Garfield.
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  Gordon gets the GET, no really.
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  Gordon fights the mighty Horseworm.
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  Gordon is a Shark.
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  YES WE POP
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  The origin of Gordon and Pringles.
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  Gordon in the new Watchmen film.
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  Oh, dear God...

See Also

• Furry
• Guido
• Kawaii
• Forced meme
• Chris-chan
• Win
• Giraffe Neck

Links

Gordon on Facebook

Gordon's origin

Get your own Gordon t-shirts and merchandise!

Another Origin site (unknown if real) OH MY GOD IT'S THE REAL DEAL

The artist's deviantART account

Facebook app of newfaggotry.

Gordon invades Spore.

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