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[[File:Guitarjonocharmerface.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Guitarjonocharmerface.jpg|thumb|GuitarJono1170 in all his glory]] | ||
{{quote| | {{quote|I've got [[semen|milk]], on my fucking lips, and I don't give a shit! | ||
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''' | '''GuitarJono1170''' aka the "Angry [[Call of duty|Modern Warfare 2]] Kid", AKA '''Jonathan Ben Donaldson''' is a full-scale asspie of epic proportions from Birmingham, England. He originates from the population of lowest genetic quality. Being the asspie that he is, he made a JewTube video in 2009, raging and crying like a complete [[manchild|toddler]] over [[Call of Duty|Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2]]. | ||
The pathetic video went viral around early [[2010]] where millions of people laughed their asses off while having their eyes on this poor excuse of a human being. While laughing, people also started considering the great benefits of sterilizing asspies of this kind, ensuring peon-filth like GuitarJono1170 never reproduce and bring forth filthy Guitarjono1170 [[retard|spawn]]. | The pathetic video went viral around early [[2010]] where millions of people laughed their asses off while having their eyes on this poor excuse of a human being. While laughing, people also started considering the great benefits of sterilizing asspies of this kind, ensuring peon-filth like GuitarJono1170 never reproduce and bring forth filthy Guitarjono1170 [[retard|spawn]]. | ||
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== Being a Creep == | == Being a Creep == | ||
[[File:Jonofaces.png|thumb|Jono after having grabbed the breasts of a 14 year old girl]] | [[File:Jonofaces.png|thumb|Jono after having grabbed the breasts of a 14 year old girl]] | ||
In the line of sexual intercourse, | In the line of sexual intercourse, GuitarJono1170 has never been lucky. His first sexual experience was at a late age with a [[Nigger|girl of African heritage]], he from which he joined the masses in the world of [[aids|genetic distribution]]. Though he has had his first sexual intercourse he has only had enough rare luck to obtain women of the [[retard|lowest genetic quality]] to fornicate with. | ||
But besides the genetic filth his deformed penis gets in contact with from time to time, he uses a lot of time scavenging the [[internets| | But besides the genetic filth his deformed penis gets in contact with from time to time, he uses a lot of time scavenging the [[internets|Internet]] for girls to show their old panties on webcam or even send pictures of them. | ||
Besides asking for panty pictures he also tends to send pictures of his deformed penis to unsuspecting children. | Besides asking for panty pictures, he also tends to send pictures of his deformed penis to unsuspecting children. | ||
<center>[[File:Jono%27s_dick2.jpeg|thumb|What all you ladies desire!]]</center> | <center>[[File:Jono%27s_dick2.jpeg|thumb|What all you ladies desire!]]</center> | ||
When invited to a party | When invited to a party (which is rare for him) he decided to try his luck and being the [[sick fuck|direct person]] he is, decided to grab a 14 year old girls' breasts - which resulted in him getting his ass kicked by the aforementioned 14 year old girl. | ||
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[[File:JOHNO.png|center|thumb|250px|Guitarjono begging for panties]] | [[File:JOHNO.png|center|thumb|250px|Guitarjono begging for panties]] | ||
All in all one can easily conclude that | All in all one can easily conclude that GuitarJono1170 is a [[sick fuck|disgusting]], [[japan|panty]] loving, perverted creep, that serves any benefit for society nor for [[Lulz|the greater good!]] | ||
==D0X== | ==D0X== | ||
Revision as of 00:16, 6 July 2012
— Guitarjono1170 | ||
GuitarJono1170 aka the "Angry Modern Warfare 2 Kid", AKA Jonathan Ben Donaldson is a full-scale asspie of epic proportions from Birmingham, England. He originates from the population of lowest genetic quality. Being the asspie that he is, he made a JewTube video in 2009, raging and crying like a complete toddler over Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The pathetic video went viral around early 2010 where millions of people laughed their asses off while having their eyes on this poor excuse of a human being. While laughing, people also started considering the great benefits of sterilizing asspies of this kind, ensuring peon-filth like GuitarJono1170 never reproduce and bring forth filthy Guitarjono1170 spawn.
Besides making super interesting JewTube videos, he spends most of his time playing World of Warcraft and sucking at Starcraft 2.
The Infamous video itself
The aftermath
After his epic and hilarious video got taken down after some intelligent internet observer hacked his Guitarjono1170 JewTube account. This resulted in a long line of videos where he stated his dissatisfaction with the thievery of his old JewTube account password on one of his many pointless channels. He tried to re-upload his video but to no great success since it never managed to attain the same amount of views as on his older channel. While re-uploading it he stated that it was totally done on purpose and that he was just acting like a complete imbecile.
Being a Creep
In the line of sexual intercourse, GuitarJono1170 has never been lucky. His first sexual experience was at a late age with a girl of African heritage, he from which he joined the masses in the world of genetic distribution. Though he has had his first sexual intercourse he has only had enough rare luck to obtain women of the lowest genetic quality to fornicate with. But besides the genetic filth his deformed penis gets in contact with from time to time, he uses a lot of time scavenging the Internet for girls to show their old panties on webcam or even send pictures of them. Besides asking for panty pictures, he also tends to send pictures of his deformed penis to unsuspecting children.
When invited to a party (which is rare for him) he decided to try his luck and being the direct person he is, decided to grab a 14 year old girls' breasts - which resulted in him getting his ass kicked by the aforementioned 14 year old girl.
All in all one can easily conclude that GuitarJono1170 is a disgusting, panty loving, perverted creep, that serves any benefit for society nor for the greater good!
D0X
ADDRESS:
40 Sheldonfield Road
Sheldon
Birmingham
B26 3RS
United Kingdom
