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In the olden days of the 1900's, Carl Peter Thunberg and his pedo-jew friend both migrated from their shit countries to Japan in search of Taiwanese sex slaves. Of course, one being a jew, they stumbled across what is known as "The Wapanese Dream" to the weeaboos in denial. These fat fucks became the foundation of the egotistical subhuman race of Japanophiles, who we all know have created every fetish known to man. | In the olden days of the 1900's, Carl Peter Thunberg and his pedo-jew friend both migrated from their shit countries to Japan in search of Taiwanese sex slaves. Of course, one being a jew, they stumbled across what is known as "The Wapanese Dream" to the weeaboos in denial. These fat fucks became the foundation of the egotistical subhuman race of Japanophiles, who we all know have created every fetish known to man. | ||
Eventually the fetish traveled back to their country, along with under-aged prostitutes in substitute for the lack Taiwanese slaves. The obsession spread in sickening numbers to North America, much to Japan's disgust. Dragon Ball, Pokémon,[[Sailor moon]] and Voltron fed them, and more joined there ranks. As being a weeaboo was nothing shameful when Pokémon released (before it was considered a cancerous disease). There were different | Eventually the fetish traveled back to their country, along with under-aged prostitutes in substitute for the lack Taiwanese slaves. The obsession spread in sickening numbers to North America, much to Japan's disgust. Dragon Ball, Pokémon,[[Sailor moon]] and Voltron fed them, and more joined there ranks. As being a weeaboo was nothing shameful when Pokémon released (before it was considered a cancerous disease). There were different branches of weeaboo that spread. The [[Furries]],[[Wapanese]], and[[Blackinese]]. The Blackinese were created by porn obsessed [[trekkie]] crackers who showed it too their negro friends, who of course complied. Since then, trekkies have become a sub branch/base. But on October 1st 2003, an outburst of fucktarded insane [[an heros]] scourged the internet, along with hormonal Sailor moon and [[kawaii]] fangirls and their otaku. This was the birth of 4chan. | ||
==Personalities & Likes== | ==Personalities & Likes== | ||
It is usually the case that Blackinese love [[anime]] and all things oriental; take for example [[Miku#Miku_Hatsune|Miku Hatsune]]. Often referred to as the "cunt of the bunch", [[weaboo]]s and the Blackinese feed off her blue-hair. Musical appreciation again encompasses all things oriental; high-pitched or vocoder-treated lyrics in conjunction with off-note electronic noise are consistently the order of the day. | It is usually the case that Blackinese love [[anime]] and all things oriental; take for example [[Miku#Miku_Hatsune|Miku Hatsune]]. Often referred to as the "cunt of the bunch", [[weaboo]]s and the Blackinese feed off her blue-hair. Musical appreciation again encompasses all things oriental; high-pitched or vocoder-treated lyrics in conjunction with off-note electronic noise are consistently the order of the day. |
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Not to be confused with Wapanese or 'white anime fag', the Blackinese (or Chigro) are fucktarded black-people with squinty eyes, like those of an Asian, who try to act "oriental". The ranges of other nationalities go even further, depending upon the level of faggotry involved in their obsession. The numbers of this sub-species have grown exponentially over the years. Although they are all under the same bridge, there are different specimens, or "breeds", ranging from a light cocoa to charcoal with eyes variable in a cashew or almond shape.
Many surround the 4chan community, hastily searching for lolis and hot Goku action, as there is no doubt that these chigros will take what they can get.
Blackinese: A rich culture
It's a little known fact that the Blackinese is a sub-species, or branch if you will, of the internet whores known as weeaboos. Words that describe them are fags, retards, mental paraplegics, and you. They are indeed a mixed culture of blacks and those of the asian persuasion alike. There is still decades of evolution that have created the fugly species. In the olden days of the 1900's, Carl Peter Thunberg and his pedo-jew friend both migrated from their shit countries to Japan in search of Taiwanese sex slaves. Of course, one being a jew, they stumbled across what is known as "The Wapanese Dream" to the weeaboos in denial. These fat fucks became the foundation of the egotistical subhuman race of Japanophiles, who we all know have created every fetish known to man.
Eventually the fetish traveled back to their country, along with under-aged prostitutes in substitute for the lack Taiwanese slaves. The obsession spread in sickening numbers to North America, much to Japan's disgust. Dragon Ball, Pokémon,Sailor moon and Voltron fed them, and more joined there ranks. As being a weeaboo was nothing shameful when Pokémon released (before it was considered a cancerous disease). There were different branches of weeaboo that spread. The Furries,Wapanese, andBlackinese. The Blackinese were created by porn obsessed trekkie crackers who showed it too their negro friends, who of course complied. Since then, trekkies have become a sub branch/base. But on October 1st 2003, an outburst of fucktarded insane an heros scourged the internet, along with hormonal Sailor moon and kawaii fangirls and their otaku. This was the birth of 4chan.
Personalities & Likes
It is usually the case that Blackinese love anime and all things oriental; take for example Miku Hatsune. Often referred to as the "cunt of the bunch", weaboos and the Blackinese feed off her blue-hair. Musical appreciation again encompasses all things oriental; high-pitched or vocoder-treated lyrics in conjunction with off-note electronic noise are consistently the order of the day.
As a people the Blackinese would appear to be scared of everything; including themselves. Extended studies have shown examples of Blackinese becoming so engrossed in their love of anime and weaboo-like actions that they find they can no longer face the real world. They also have a tendency to misspell words and lie a lot.
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