Borderline personality disorder

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People with BPD can be recognized by the broken mirror effects on their faces.

Borderline personality disorder is yet another made-up psychological disorder that includes people who are generally recognized as massive emos who never grew up. They are absolutely unbearable people to be around, and just plain fucking creepy. They constantly lie, manipulate, leech off of, and generally piss off everyone around them and in their lives. Like with all made-up disorders that really point to someone with just a really shitty personality, no cure has been found, and therefore all of the normal members of society must suffer even more due to these abominations of humans existing. Fortunately, sufferers of the disorder are also highly likely to kill themselves, and rightfully so.

Anyone claiming to have borderline personality disorder OTI are of course, wonderful trollbait and contain more lulz-per-pound than a furry convention. However, if you ever see one of these special individuals IRL, trolling is ill-advised. BPD can make some people very dangerous and they could become violent given enough irritation (though if they have the ability to actually harm you or not depends on the person). If you do decide to risk being decapitated by a raving lunatic, you'd best have a witness there to film dat shit and put it on YouTube.

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A borderline's shitty excuse for "art."

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Even Barney is an emo fuck.

Symptoms

Borderlines tend to be emotionally manipulative, codependent, demanding, masochistic, paranoid, sexually deviant, and display temporary psychosis (meth-style). They see people as either perfect or the enemy; this varies based on their mood at the time, which is prone to unpredictable and extreme swings. Some mental defectives within the psychiatric community have sought to rename this disorder "adolescence."

Suffers of BPD are also known to constantly change their mind about everything, including their sexual orientation and even their gender. This phenomenon is also commonly embraced by art students and 16 year old girls who want to impress/freak out their (multiple?) boyfriends.

People with BPD often experience something medically termed Being an Emo Douchebag (BED). They like to go on frantic emotional rants, often on their LiveJournal and how they can't relate to other people, making them well-deserved sad-sack loners. This often leads to them becoming self-injurers and possibly even An heroes because nobody thinks they are hardcore. This symptom of self injury has led every emo in the world to e-diagnose themselves with BPD.

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Causes

BPD is commonly thought to be caused by childhood trauma, such as being touched by your uncle or having a lost loved one. Actually BDP is caused by being a self-centered manchild who thinks ones emotions are the most important thing in the world. People with BPD often tell therapists that they were abused as a child even though they weren't, as to hide the fact their 'disorder' is caused by their own repugnant personality. It's often treated like a joke due to the self-diagnosis of thousands of people via WebMD.

Treatment

At present, there is no cure for BPD, though many sufferers tend to self-medicate through such means as gluttony, drug abuse, self injury, excessive spending, gambling, stealing, driving recklessly, and having unsafe sex. These drug-addicted dangers-to-society then post videos of themselves doing aforementioned behaviors on YouTube or elsewhere, although their attention-binge ends at some point when they go too far and promptly win themselves a luxurious bubble bath vacation with Bubba.

An experiment conducted at a London laboratory recently showed that arsenic cured the disease with a 75% success rate. Death counted as a success.

'Poetry'

Borderlines are known for writing 'poems' and producing other forms of 'art' to try and make others feel sorry for them.

“   Pathetic. That's how I think of myself. Wanting, needing the razors to feel alive. Getting so upset over something most people would shrug off. But I'm not like most people. I'm like a Borderline. Because I am a Borderline, The creepy thoughts I have, about the satisfaction of death. My death, other people's death, are a regular thing for me. The intense anger and tear filled eyes that I get out of nowhere are sometimes too much to handle. And when I tried to die noone saw my pain because all I am to them is just another Borderline. I'm just another Borderline.   „     —An emo fuck     “   Do you know what it’s like? You don’t, do you? Only some of us do. Our selective little group of Borderlines. Everybody hates you. Thinks you make things up for attention. Noone understands you. Even the psychiatrists are sick of hearing about your problems. They’re the ones who are supposed to help. Family. Always accuding you of being overdramatic. Do you know what it’s like? Mood swings. Major mood swings. Anger, violence, distress. Those are common, Oh so common. In the life of a Borderline.   „     —An attention whore     “   Do you know what it’s like? Having urges to spend all you have, To have this need to run around the street With a butcher knife? Having the mentality of A child, No control over your emotions. Do you know what it’s like? Feeling like you can’t love someone, And thinking nobody loves you? Loving yourself one minute, Confidence on the top on the world, And thinkning negatively about yourself Only a minute later? Do you know what it’s like? To feel so misunderstood, To feel like noone cares? Having this empty feeling inside of you, That just won’t go away.   „     Previous Quote | Next Quote

On the internet

As well as dominating sites such as livejournal and sometimes deviantart with their attention seeking melodrama, people with Borderline disorder have tried to form 'online communities', much like Aspies. Also like the Aspies, the 'online communities' focus around complaining about people who are not like them. Unlike the Aspies, Borderlines communities focus around self-pity instead of arrogance.

After observing some of these people on the internet, it becomes very clear that they just can't do anything without it revolving around them being a pathetically emo moron. One such site that is dedicated to people with Borderline Personality Disorder is BPDWORLD.org. Clearly run by someone with BPD, they have made sure to cover it in gloomy colours and have vague monotone photographs on the front page, and untrue 'statistics', as to emphasise how depressing they are. For a taste of the drama available at this site, please head over to the 'Common Misconceptions' section, written by a borderline who doesn't know what 'misconception' means.

See Also

• Inconsistent personality disorder
• Histrionic personality disorder
• Narcissistic personality disorder
• Bipolar disorder
• Self injury
• Emo
• Teenager
• Attention whore
• Suicide

"Victims"

• Rachelle Waterman
• Meele
• Amalea
• Your ex-girlfriend
• Ratherberucking
• Dark_angel
• Emo Cutter Girl

External Links

• BPD is a normal part of the "crazy" lifestyle
• Borderline personality disorder on WebMD.
• Online test for self-diagnosis.
• A typical borderline "sufferer."
• borderline on Livejournal.

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