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Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed [[anus]] on MSN to his gay lover [[Taekesi]] | Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed [[anus]] on MSN to his gay lover [[Taekesi]] | ||
*Notice how it's shaved; obviously his boyfriend is into shaved butthole's. Also what's up with it being all pink and stretched? ugh #closset | *Notice how it's shaved; obviously his boyfriend is into shaved butthole's. Also what's up with it being all pink and stretched? ugh #closset | ||
Revision as of 16:43, 24 April 2013
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—IRL media says hello to beloved aush0k | ||
aush0k is a renowned Internet trickster from the lovable hack happy kings of ezbake. He has spent much time ruining people's imagechan experience and enjoys freshly crafted cakes. He is responsible for the packet rape of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously. Together with his BFF's dshocker and Cromlech "CBOSS" they decided to forward these sites some vacation time to the tune of a week. When he's not busy blanking entire servers he enjoys quality time with EDIRC where he chats with like minded associates. Aushok is the last of the epic SWAT'ers and carders, left with only his pride & companion C as his comrades fell victim to Operation Boss Roast. Afterward he became the big boss of Lulzsec where he continued his merciful forwarding of sick time to overstrained websites such as the entire PSN network, various computer "security" agencies, and the CIA. When not being a helpful netizen he spends his time being a lisp voiced cocksucking nerd.
Known facts about the Eboss
- His current email is [email protected]
- He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
- His stats are haxed at maximum value.
- Wears a suit at all times.
- He is the faggiest boner biting bragging whore i've ever met.
- He wears pink pajama pants.
- Edates fat whores and then sends them pizza and sandbags
- Is a skript kiddie and can't hack for shit.
- Owns rice fields filled with gooks and nukes.
- Talks out of his well spread asshole about shit he could never pull off.
- Shaves his butthole for his boyfirned (shown below).
- Likes lady boy's confirmed by {ANONYMOUS NAME}.
- Takes credit for other's work.
- Is a complete attention whore.
- Brags about shit no one gives fucks about.
-Last edited by: iKonroi
Aush0k enslaves the chans
1. 420chan and the /i/nsurgents are targeted first and were quickly cooked in the ez bake oven. 2. 711chan was hit, in an attempt to incite action against C & Aush 3. CBoss & Aush visited the partyvan IRC servers, and took them all offline. When they let it back on, they visited #insurgency where januszeal and all of the other Admins sucked both of their delicious dongs,
Aushok & Cromlech thought that they could utilize the forces of Anonymous for their own needs, and said they would equip them with a small, outdated oven & a lifetime supply of KFC Vouchers. After the realization that assimilation, reformation or crowning any of the *chan trolls as associates or lackies was impossible due to their level of inferiority, the bosses Cromlech & Aushok left the chan sites and IRCD's alone
IRC logs
Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????
- jewlion ([email protected]) Quit (Input/output error)
- @plasma ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- +Tony`Stark ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- Ms_Mister ([email protected]) has joined #420chan
- [FBI] sets mode: +ao Ms_Mister Ms_Mister
- Kakama sets mode: +v Ms_Mister
- +whurrk ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
ED irc gets Boss Spammed
Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.
Apr 15 15:37:01 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed Apr 15 15:37:05 <PieAreSquare> Yeah, I meant the people who don't want to do a SFW wiki Apr 15 15:37:06 <LYNX> we all die anyways Apr 15 15:37:10 <Finney> and yes, fucking anon is sooooo stupif Apr 15 15:37:11 <aush0k> hello faggots Apr 15 15:37:14 <Finney> the forums will be NSFW Apr 15 15:37:16 <PieAreSquare> Not everyone is going to want to contributo to ohi Apr 15 15:37:19 <aush0k> what has happened to ed ? Apr 15 15:37:21 <Finney> aush0k: hello boring troll Apr 15 15:37:27 <kasper> PieAreSquare, good Apr 15 15:37:28 <Finney> aush0k: ED evilved Apr 15 15:37:32 <Finney> evolved also Apr 15 15:37:37 <PieAreSquare> ashok: We're not doing it any more, fuck off Apr 15 15:37:55 <Finney> lol Apr 15 15:38:03 <LYNX> aushOk, what's wrong? Apr 15 15:38:05 <PieAreSquare> We're on holiday forever Apr 15 15:38:07 <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove Apr 15 15:38:20 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of them Apr 15 15:38:21 <Finney> aush0k, if you think that's true, be my guest Apr 15 15:38:21 <PieAreSquare> FUck off Apr 15 15:38:22 <LYNX> ok Apr 15 15:38:33 <ttj> WHY DID WE OFFEND IRC.GROVE.BZ Apr 15 15:38:35 <ttj> WHY Apr 15 15:38:36 <ttj> YOU ASSHOLES Apr 15 15:38:44 <PieAreSquare> I thought it had been well established that we'd been bought and now we're all rich Apr 15 15:38:48 <Finney> lolol Apr 15 15:38:49 <LYNX> aushOk, go start an article about that Apr 15 15:38:53 <Finney> Pie, true Apr 15 15:38:58 <Finney> lol Lynx Apr 15 15:38:59 <Finney> yes Apr 15 15:39:07 <Finney> that is the appropriate course of action: Apr 15 15:39:07 <deuZ> [00:40:15] <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove Apr 15 15:39:08 <PieAreSquare> I can has my jewgolds nao, Sherrod Apr 15 15:39:13 <deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz? Apr 15 15:39:19 <deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind? Apr 15 15:39:22 <PieAreSquare> Never heard of it Apr 15 15:39:27 <deuZ> YOU Apr 15 15:39:28 <deuZ> PieAreSquare Apr 15 15:39:35 <deuZ> why did you molest me Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:10] <+deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz? Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k> [17:41:16] <+deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind like ED? Apr 15 15:39:46 <PieAreSquare> The answer to that question Apr 15 15:39:46 <Finney> lol Apr 15 15:39:51 * Finney sets ban on *!*@4D73B2E7.7638D553.ACEAA30.IP Apr 15 15:39:55 <Finney> yes hello Apr 15 15:39:59 <PieAreSquare> Is the same as the answer to EVERY question which starts "Why did you molest me" Apr 15 15:40:01 <Finney> you are not saying anything of value Apr 15 15:40:04 <PieAreSquare> Because you were asking it, obv Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> PieAreSquare, was not asking to get molested on the wiki Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ> yet i did Apr 15 15:40:16 <deuZ> by you Apr 15 15:40:16 * aush0k ([email protected]) has left #ed
Boss later graced ED irc with his presence once more to deliver a ddos on ED's replacement site Ohinternet and some spam.
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> mediacrat: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Sheneequa: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> killhamster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Fiskie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> fuith: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> hipcrime_: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Knots: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> loli: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k> Pory-tan: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:14 <aush0k> Cretin: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:15 <aush0k> eta_carinae: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:16 <aush0k> huff3r: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Mancow: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k> Michelle: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:20 <aush0k> nawcom: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> Teckie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k> ttj: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:22 <aush0k> abdul: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:23 <aush0k> adjective_noun: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Atlus: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k> Blanket: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:26 <aush0k> Bwaah: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:27 <aush0k> funknut: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 <aush0k> galleria: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 * rzablade ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:29 <aush0k> hipcrime: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:31 <aush0k> i: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:32 <aush0k> JailBait: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:33 <aush0k> joepie91: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <aush0k> k-hate: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <ttj> ty aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> Michael: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k> MTFinney: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> Num43: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k> pylon: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <aush0k> Rokkross: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <Rokkross> Such a happy welcoming for everyone
Apr 15 16:18:40 <aush0k> Sariya: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> ScottSteiner: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k> toastmonster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> twater: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k> VanKrauseLaptop: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:44 <adjective_noun> how are you gentlemen
Apr 15 16:18:52 * Pogo ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:52 <Atlus> lol shut up aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:59 <ttj> all ur base
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> mediacrat: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Sheneequa: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> killhamster: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Fiskie: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> fuith: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> hipcrime_: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> Knots: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k> loli: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:23 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:26 <aush0k> Pory-tan: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:27 <aush0k> Cretin: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 <aush0k> eta_carinae: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 * aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))
Apr 15 16:19:37 <Pory-tan> lol
Apr 15 16:19:39 <Pory-tan> ic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <loli> oic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <VanKrauseLaptop> Boss? He's back>
Apr 15 16:19:44 * aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:19:48 <Pory-tan> I already knew that though
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> mediacrat: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Sheneequa: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> F_JUNK_DUMP: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> killhamster: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> Fiskie: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k> fuith: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:55 <aush0k> hipcrime_: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:57 <aush0k> Knots: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:58 <VanKrauseLaptop> aush0k: This the real aush0k?
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> loli: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k> NoveltyFactor: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 <aush0k> Pory-tan: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
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Apr 15 16:20:05 <aush0k> Cretin: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:06 <aush0k> eta_carinae: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:08 <aush0k> huff3r: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:11 <aush0k> Mancow: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:12 * mcknife ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:12 <aush0k> Michelle: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:14 <aush0k> nawcom: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:16 * hipcrime_ sets mode +m #ed
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Apr 15 16:20:22 <hipcrime_> jeezus
Apr 15 16:20:28 <hipcrime_> yeah okay ddos successful
Apr 15 16:20:29 * Fiskie has quit (Quit: Out of the way subplot, main story coming through~)
Apr 15 16:20:32 <hipcrime_> now stfu
Apr 15 16:20:37 <VanKrauseLaptop> I think b0ss is mad.
Apr 15 16:20:38 * #ed :You need voice (+v) (#ed)
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Apr 15 16:20:55 * mediacrat gives channel operator status to Finney
Apr 15 16:21:06 <Cretin> http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpgxzjV4U1qa5z1ro1_500.png <---- Fucking magnets, how do they make Melbourne a better place?
Apr 15 16:21:09 <Pory-tan> lol
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Apr 15 16:21:15 * mediacrat gives channel half-operator status to Needsmoarsyrup
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420chan get's BOSS Smacked
Bitches fuck shit up
Aush0k being the epic guy that he is decided to uploaded a video of himself back in 2009 claiming his "return to the internet". In the video he talks (in a very bad accent might I add) about OWNING a few first time 4chan users and plebs from the intarwebz!!!1 These nobodies include, Dshocker, Brittany Holecko, some other gay faggots who he circle jerked with and so on. Fun fact, in the video the guy actually wears his girlfriend's pink pajama pants this includes that he is indeed a kangaroo fucker.]]
Here are a few good tips to know if you are going to be a l33t internet haxor and self proclaimed "legende".
- First tip, Do not I repeat DO NOT allow your stupid bitch of a whore girlfriend to video tape you singing along karaoke style to some faggot gay ass shit song from a shitty movie!!! If your bitch girlfriend does get you to do the following, please make sure the dumb whore doesn't upload the video onto the internet for all to see, this might ruin your e creed and cause your self esteem to drop down a few notches.
- If anyone lives in Aussieland and can get info on his girl please do so. Lulz will be had if she is doxed and cries for her life.
THE ABO POPO SHOWS UP
—THIS ISNT HARMLESS FUN | ||
Aush0k was arrested by the didgerido-gooders of the Aussie Feds for grave computer crimes and nefarious hacks. He was quickly awarded a Fosters and a jail cell in Sydney. It has been revealed that aush0k was actually the leader of LulzSec and that Sabu was merely a puppet. Despite the world police holding Sabu for the better part of almost two years it took the authorities much time to update their Twitters before they could arrest the Lulz leader. He is described as an IT worker who held many sensitive government MSpaint files as the Australian government has no idea how to utilize the Internet. RIP aush0k you 27 year old faggot.
Aussie version of Goatse
Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed anus on MSN to his gay lover Taekesi
- Notice how it's shaved; obviously his boyfriend is into shaved butthole's. Also what's up with it being all pink and stretched? ugh #closset
Dox ROFL
Aush0k aka Matt Faggot aka Matt Flannery put out some of his own fake dox, to fool you fucking retards. SIRENS WEE WOOO WEE WOOO!!
External Links
- lol arrested
- Template:Youtube2 -His current yt account used to sell Stolen Facebook accounts.
- Template:Youtube2 -Old Youtube account
- Template:Youtube2
-Aush0k Boss's current IRL girlfriend.Dumped LOL!!
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