HappyCabbie

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No homo

Starting out with inoffensive videos about how to make balloons, Cabbie quickly ditched his truckerjob for that Jew gold of YouTube. These videos pleased the YouTube retards, so he became partner. However these videos didn't give enough money to feed his fat ass and pay rent, so he decided to live together with Nick_Bravo. And then hilarious drama ensued.

When this fell through he decided to show off his fat mantits to the world, and the faggots of YouTube loved it. Now this wasn't enough for FattyCabbie, so he wanted to get in on the atheism drama as well. And boy did that bite him in the ass. Instead of actually being able to live on YouTube welfare, he actually had to go back to get a job, since his videos could only garner 1000 views despite his 25,000 subscribers. His venture into the YouTube atheism really only helped to see how much of a retard Cabbie really is.

Foot Fetish

Yes, our fat hero has a foot fetish. This is because he is unable to see his own feet.

The reason why FattyCabbie can't see his feet

Israel not in Asia

Last_Thursday Cabbie proved to the world that Israel is in the continent of Middle_East, and that Israel couldn't be in Asia, because they look like Sand_Niggers and not like Asians.

	“	.. All the way from Eastern, I mean Western Europe - all the way to freaking China; one big landmass - all the way up to Russia - one big landmass, okay? Nobody considers like.. that's Russia up there, and then of course you got the Asian nations down over here, China of course being the bigger one, and of course you got Japan, and some of the other islands - and stuff like that. You know, and then of course you have the Middle-East, and then of course you have, you know, Africa, and then of course you have countries such as like Egypt, you know, which.. you know, is on the Northern part of Africa, but it is part of the Middle-East, nobody considers Egypt, you know, an African nation	„

Happy shows his geographical knowledge

The Nick Bravo drama

How Cabbie hoped that him and Corky would one day solve their problems

Because SadFatty is such a fat idle bastard as well as a sad lonely fuck on account of nobody ever being able to ever get close to him, while at the same time, always being being stood right next to him, no matter where in the room they stood, Fatty decided to kill two birds with one stone and get himself a dancing gimp manslave, so when the opportunity arose and Corky suddenly found himself homeless, he invited him to stay at his home so he could get him to clean the puddles of piss and piles of urine soaked toilet paper off the bathroom floor where Fatty deliberately left them so that Corky had something to do while fatty was out at work molesting corpses at the local morgue.

Things worked out well at first as fatty taught Corky how to ape around in front of the camera like a trained chimp, just as long as they shared the same bedroom, separated by only a curtain, allegedly so that he could jerk off to Corky's feet should the urge arise, however that would be a physical impossibility given that fatty hasn't been able to get his hands anywhere near his own cock since the late eighties. Eventually this got too much for poor Corky and no doubt spending each night with just a flimsy curtain between himself and the sweat covered flatulent elephant that was less than a foot away on the other side of the curtain sent him running for the door.

It says a lot when a man will rather live in a battered, broken down van parked up on bricks in a parking lot than spend another night in fatty's apartment.

This only resulted in hilarious drama that is still going on to this day, yet it didn't stop fatty from feeling so bad about everything that happened that, despite not having a pot to piss in financially, he still went out and spent all his lunch money on buying Corky a brand new laptop.

SadFatty now hates Corky with a passion because he possesses Fatty's powerword and he's heard Fatty fart the theme tune to Cheers during his sleep.

Friends with Brett Keane

Yeah, I can't think of anyone either

Happy links Brett's e-welfare wishlift

Besides Nick Bravo, Happy also decided to become friends with another of YouTube's most loathed and hated scum, Brett_Keane. Even though Brett has attacked Happy repeatedly, Cabbie is still defending all of Brett's actions and insists that he still wants to be Brett's friend to the point of begging him to come back.

Seriously, how fucking depressed, lonely and unloved do you have to be to beg Brett Keane to be friends with you?

It must be like wishing for a turd to be tasty in that it won't be, and either way, you'll still end up eating shit and nobody will want to come near you.

I will not respond to Brett, because he is my friend, and he loves me

I AM GETTING A GUN

Happy thinks he isn't safe with a nigger running the White House, so he got a gun to defend himself against dangerous carrots and diets.

I AM GETTING A GUN Ignorance is blizz Onision please let me polish your "gun" Previous Video | Next Video

Leaving YouTube

Cabbie's sockaccount

After receiving a couple of DMCA's

Call the waahbulance.

and phone calls that resulted in him being fired from his new trucking job Fatass, decided to take the road of honor and flee YouTube. But because nobody cared, he had to create a sock-account to wish him godspeed. Of course it only took 3 weeks before Fatass in best Brett Keane style returned to YouTube.

Of course the truth, which HappyFlaggy wouldn't know if you put it between two pieces of bread and smothered it with mayo, is that, according to Socialblade, Flaggy's subscribers are abandoning him faster than a pie with legs as he's the only YouTube partner that actually loses subscribers every time he makes a new video.

Seriously, people actually stopped unsubscribing from him when he said he was leaving and started leaving again once he came back.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  Flagging doesn't apply to ME :( :(
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  Ohh Onision, please let me suck your cock
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  Flaggers beware!!
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  Please flag him

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  Caught again, Happy.
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  No you take the blame, no you, no you..
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  I will defend Brett Keane even though he has wronged everyone, but nobody shall defend Corky.
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  When he doesn't sucks on feet, he practices to suck cock
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  This is perhaps the most disgusting gif ever.
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  Lulz he is fat
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  Why can't I get slim?
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  Usually 1 or 2, but no less than under 5 bags of chips a day
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  Do_Not_Want
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  Sending Know Your Meme a suggestion on reply girls.

See also

• YouTube

External links

• HappyCabbie
• FacepalmResponse
• TheHealthyChannel
• supervlogger

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