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'''Daniel Iskandar''' (8th of November 1979) is a [[Midget|half-pint]], [[fundamentalist]] Christian of [[Sandnigger|Arab-Italian]] decent. Born in Sydney, Australia, Danny - as he is known to his [[imaginary friend|friends]] - currently resides in the suburb of Mount Druitt where he claims to own his own house. Once as fat bastard, Danny decided to lose weight and build muscle so he can just be a bastard due to both of his parents being dead. The cause of his parents' death is unknown but they most likely | '''Daniel Iskandar''' (8th of November 1979) is a [[Midget|half-pint]], [[fundamentalist]] Christian of [[Sandnigger|Arab-Italian]] decent. Born in Sydney, [[Australia]], Danny - as he is known to his [[imaginary friend|friends]] - currently resides in the suburb of Mount Druitt where he claims to own his own house. Once as fat bastard, Danny decided to lose weight and build muscle so he can just be a bastard due to both of his parents being dead. The cause of his parents' death is unknown but they most likely committed suicide after realizing their son is a [[retard]]. | ||
Danny is the typical muscle-head - being all brawn and no brains; however, Danny possesses two physical inadequacies which he percieves have always held him back: | Danny is the typical muscle-head - being all brawn and no brains; however, Danny possesses two physical inadequacies which he percieves have always held him back: | ||
Revision as of 21:18, 24 November 2013
Daniel Iskandar (8th of November 1979) is a half-pint, fundamentalist Christian of Arab-Italian decent. Born in Sydney, Australia, Danny - as he is known to his friends - currently resides in the suburb of Mount Druitt where he claims to own his own house. Once as fat bastard, Danny decided to lose weight and build muscle so he can just be a bastard due to both of his parents being dead. The cause of his parents' death is unknown but they most likely committed suicide after realizing their son is a retard.
Danny is the typical muscle-head - being all brawn and no brains; however, Danny possesses two physical inadequacies which he percieves have always held him back:
- He is only 5' 4" (163cm)
- He injured his penis in a motorcycle accident in 2010.
Religious Views
Danny, a religious zealot and bigot, was witnessed posting on a Islam-related video where he told Muslims they were believing in the wrong God and referred to Islam as an "abomination".
Whenever Danny's miniscule brain encounters a problematic issue, he consults the Bible for an answer due to him not having the intelligence to resolve issue on his lonesome - he is obviously a man who would still be living with his mother and seeking her guidance if she wasn't being swallowed-up by worms.
Views on Society
Danny abhors the police. He believes they are all corrupt and generalizes them as "revenue raisers". He bases this on past experiences with the police where he witnessed his parents being dragged off to prison for having the TV on too loud. He also beileves that one cop caught smoking ice means they're all up to something.
Conspiracy Theorist
Danny believes 9/11 was an inside job. Little is known as to why he believes this, but being as gullible and as stupid as he is, he mostly likely heard/read someone mention the words "9/11 is an inside job" and took their word for it.
